Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 21mI keep a ridiculous nerdy Excel sheet where I log every goal and it auto-generates a table and other things for me because I'm into these sort of things, and this was *such* an easy solve by just creating a column to enter the new club name while keeping the original goal with that team. 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 2hAdmin you're late, one of these guys already put the ball in the goal 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 10hI have a season long subscription I paid for up front that says in the Beehiiv settings ends on 3/26/27. I assume I'm good then? 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 29/09/2026Media in 2026: Mr. Belding died and I found out from the Simpsons Shitposting Subreddit. 010
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 28/09/2026MLB 2026 Playoff Rooting Ranking, Yay to Nay: CHW MIL SDP CLE TBR PHI LAD BOS NYY CHC ATL HOU 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 27/09/2026Several hundred years from now when they write the book about the downfall of western civilization there will be an entire chapter called "Liberty Biberty." 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 24/09/2026Gmail changed the star color from yellow to blue. I would like to speak with a manager. 010
Reposted by Peter StorkCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers 121202321
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 21/09/2026Crazy that you're even dressed in a 2024 Columbus Crew kit 030
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 20/09/2026Ignore the fact that the sequel sucked and the live action version is a waste of digital storage space and *smash* that button for Moana, because the soundtack - and this song in particular - is spectacular. 052
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 17/09/2026No, Laws of the Game say DOGSO is nullified when you score since there was no actual denial. 100
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/09/2026Few prouder days in my life than when the wife and I had dinner at the Olive Garden at 4:10 pm, and that was back when I had barely turned 30 and her age started with a 2. 010
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026How Far I'll Go is *nailed-on* for the final so go smash that button. 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026"When you hear the orchestra start playing it means we need you to stretch your speech out another six minutes." 030
Reposted by Peter StorkRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026super mario galaxy for holodeck 519627
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 12/09/2026We’ve reached the point in the bracket where the choices have you throwing your phone at the wall because it’s so hard to decide. (I chose the crab.) 061
Reposted by Peter StorkPaul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[P] Inside each of us are two wolves 112932
Reposted by Peter StorkProgress City @progresscityusa.com · 11/09/2026You make a Muppet Show special that exactly follows a specific, 50-year-old formula that people have been begging for for decades and it's a huge hit and wins awards and now you don't know what to do? I'm going to become the Joker. 29121
Reposted by Peter Storkromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189575288
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/09/2026It's a pretty easy guideline to follow: when everyone in the game is uniting behind the #stlcards then the opposing party is obviously in the wrong and should be disciplined. 0180
Reposted by Peter StorkJoe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'll always remember Doug Eddings as the guy who called a third strike on A.J. Pierzynski and then lied about it, flipping a playoff series. Full credit to him for, late in his career, maybe topping that. Have to respect the longevity, the commitment to being terrible at your job for 25 years. 25510
Reposted by Peter Storkrust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Observations from the Festival of Nations in St. Louis; There was a noticeable uptick in ai slop menus and ads this year, but many of the booths with obviously ai signage were amongst the quietest at this food festival attended by 100,000+. 5546
Reposted by Peter Storkla araňa discoteca @tape.website · 28/08/2026january 6th player of the year 240472
Reposted by Peter StorkCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.” 2265037825
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/08/2026Almost There is so good that I voted against José Carioca, which is sacrilegious to me. 032
Reposted by Peter StorkAftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f... 21356751486
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/08/2026Seasons 1-2 (and to a lesser extent season 3) of For All Mankind on Apple TV is great. But you have to get to episode three to see what it’s *really* about. 080
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/08/2026“I’m especially good at expectorating” is Howard Ashman’s magnum opus. 0133
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 04/08/2026Only one of these songs discusses Batman pooping snakes, so vote wisely. 000
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 31/07/2026Go vote for navy caps or I will fight you in the street #stlcards cardinals.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...cardinals.co1.qualtrics.comQualtrics Survey | Qualtrics Experience ManagementThe most powerful, simple and trusted way to gather experience data. Start your journey to experience management and try a free account today. 010
Reposted by Peter StorkWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered 161084251
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 28/07/2026wait what exactly do you think we pay you for if not *this* 030
Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 27/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb7p...youtube.comNEW * In The Year 2525 - Zager & Evans {Stereo} 1969YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine 040