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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 21m
I keep a ridiculous nerdy Excel sheet where I log every goal and it auto-generates a table and other things for me because I'm into these sort of things, and this was *such* an easy solve by just creating a column to enter the new club name while keeping the original goal with that team.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 2h
Admin you're late, one of these guys already put the ball in the goal
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 5h
White Sox gonna win the league
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 10h
I have a season long subscription I paid for up front that says in the Beehiiv settings ends on 3/26/27. I assume I'm good then?
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 29/09/2026
Media in 2026: Mr. Belding died and I found out from the Simpsons Shitposting Subreddit.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 28/09/2026
MLB 2026 Playoff Rooting Ranking, Yay to Nay: CHW MIL SDP CLE TBR PHI LAD BOS NYY CHC ATL HOU
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 27/09/2026
Several hundred years from now when they write the book about the downfall of western civilization there will be an entire chapter called "Liberty Biberty."
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 24/09/2026
Gmail changed the star color from yellow to blue. I would like to speak with a manager.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 21/09/2026
Crazy that you're even dressed in a 2024 Columbus Crew kit
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 20/09/2026
Ignore the fact that the sequel sucked and the live action version is a waste of digital storage space and *smash* that button for Moana, because the soundtack - and this song in particular - is spectacular.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 17/09/2026
No, Laws of the Game say DOGSO is nullified when you score since there was no actual denial.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/09/2026
Few prouder days in my life than when the wife and I had dinner at the Olive Garden at 4:10 pm, and that was back when I had barely turned 30 and her age started with a 2.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026
How Far I'll Go is *nailed-on* for the final so go smash that button.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026
"When you hear the orchestra start playing it means we need you to stretch your speech out another six minutes."
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026
RHEA SEEHORN FINALLY #Emmys
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
super mario galaxy for holodeck
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 13/09/2026
(Adam Wainwright is at Energizer Park right now.)
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 12/09/2026
We’ve reached the point in the bracket where the choices have you throwing your phone at the wall because it’s so hard to decide. (I chose the crab.)
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[P] Inside each of us are two wolves
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Progress City @progresscityusa.com · 11/09/2026
You make a Muppet Show special that exactly follows a specific, 50-year-old formula that people have been begging for for decades and it's a huge hit and wins awards and now you don't know what to do? I'm going to become the Joker.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/09/2026
It's a pretty easy guideline to follow: when everyone in the game is uniting behind the #stlcards then the opposing party is obviously in the wrong and should be disciplined.
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll always remember Doug Eddings as the guy who called a third strike on A.J. Pierzynski and then lied about it, flipping a playoff series. Full credit to him for, late in his career, maybe topping that. Have to respect the longevity, the commitment to being terrible at your job for 25 years.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 02/09/2026
Meme: They don’t know I’m listening to guilty by Barbra Streisand and Barry gibb while using the leg press at the gym
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Observations from the Festival of Nations in St. Louis; There was a noticeable uptick in ai slop menus and ads this year, but many of the booths with obviously ai signage were amongst the quietest at this food festival attended by 100,000+.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 30/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is #good and you should go see it
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 29/08/2026
Updates
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 29/08/2026
drop the Navarro announcement plz Admin, for my birthday
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la araňa discoteca @tape.website · 28/08/2026
january 6th player of the year
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 22/08/2026
🐝 🐝 🐝 #brentfordfc
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/08/2026
admiralnechayevsux2369
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/08/2026
Almost There is so good that I voted against José Carioca, which is sacrilegious to me.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/08/2026
SJE 0-5 STL gonna hit like crack
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 14/08/2026
The navy caps look sooooooo good #stlcards
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 12/08/2026
It was still there a week ago
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 11/08/2026
I had three double chocolate muffins today
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/08/2026
Seasons 1-2 (and to a lesser extent season 3) of For All Mankind on Apple TV is great. But you have to get to episode three to see what it’s *really* about.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/08/2026
“I’m especially good at expectorating” is Howard Ashman’s magnum opus.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 04/08/2026
Only one of these songs discusses Batman pooping snakes, so vote wisely.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 31/07/2026
Go vote for navy caps or I will fight you in the street #stlcards cardinals.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 30/07/2026
Lundt and are I in sync
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 28/07/2026
wait what exactly do you think we pay you for if not *this*
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 27/07/2026
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NEW * In The Year 2525 - Zager & Evans {Stereo} 1969
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 23/07/2026
STL 9 plz
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 20/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.
They changed Malibu Stacy! She has a new hat!
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