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Peter Stafford-Bow

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Novelist, Minstrel of Wine. 🍷 New book BLACK ODESA out now - see link for stockists. Agent: Andrew Lownie. linktr.ee/PeterStaffordBow

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“We’ve got a massive majority by mistake!” “Does anyone know any centre left crypto billionaires?”
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where my bbq is interrupted by the 15 minute warning and I visit two fabulous English vineyards substack.com/@peterstaffo...
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Where my barbecue is interrupted by the end of the world and I visit a pair of gorgeous English vineyards.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So shocked by that phone alert that I knocked over my bbq and now the whole of zone 2 is alight. Well done Burnham.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/07/2026
did you guys know Malbec is best enjoyed drunk half and half with Fanta, over some ice, it's the true porteño way actually
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rather nice review of Black Odesa, surely one of the top books of the summer. open.substack.com/pub/markbrau...
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Holiday Reading
Three sublime but quite different novels recommended by Substack friends
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Mark Lawson Design @marklawson.design · 03/07/2026
Halfway through this cheeky fruity tome - thoroughly enjoying. I’ve never worked directly in the wine trade but 3 decades brushing shoulders working for the trade as a designer & I def recognise the characters. A fun read & I look forward to others in the series by @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social 🍷
Book cover of Corkscrew by Peter Stafford-Bow, a dusky blue background with an angularly illustrated drawing of a white shirted man sniffing a glass of red wine surrounded by articles of the wine trade - a Minstrel of Wine certificate, boxes of wine, a bull, an ostrich and a coach?!!
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“…a masterclass in the art of the page-turner.” Thank you Laura! 🥂
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Where I am poisoned by vegans, resuscitated by the Holy Blood, and sample some Flemish PIWI wines. 🇧🇪 open.substack.com/pub/petersta...
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A pilgrimage to plucky, plonky Belgium
Just because you can make wine, doesn't mean you should
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I drank two glasses of wine recently - don’t try this at home. open.substack.com/pub/petersta...
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Diary of a Philosopher King
I drank two glasses of wine last Thursday. Three days later I had become a god.
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Zoo Music Girl @zoomusicgirl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Looking forward to reading Black Odesa, the latest by @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social Nothing like a "morally flexible" protagonist to whet the appetite...
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
After days and weeks of Coming Soon, I do declare J’Arrive! #BlackOdesa #FelixHart #PublicationDay
A display of copies of Black Odesa by Peter Stafford-Bow, the bestselling cautionary romp, in a bookstore.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you need help dropping off to sleep tonight, I offer my dulcet tones on this wine-scented podcast… (Episode 268) foodfmradio.com/programmes/t...
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The Drinking Hour - Food FM
In partnership with Club Oenologique – the world through the lens of wine and spirits – https://cluboenologique.com. An hour of relaxed, unpretentious, informative and engaging conversatio...
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lovely little interview in The Buyer, where I advance my anti-imperialist credentials. www.the-buyer.net/people/why-f...
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The Buyer | Wine hero Felix Hart is back battling Russian state in Black Odesa
As we still await who the next James Bond is going to be we at least have the wine industry’s Felix Hart to protect and amuse us in equal measures. Here his creator the ever mysterious Peter Stafford-...
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I dedicate this book to all Wine Slappers ❤️ 🍷 🤳
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I used the excuse of my novel’s imminent publication to fulminate against the erasure of Greek goddesses from wine education. substack.com/@peterstaffo...
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The Banishment of Ariadne
A cautionary tale of an institution which chose to turn its back on the gods.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’ve been on an autochthonous Albanian adventure. substack.com/@peterstaffo...?
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Anything with a Puls
An exploration of autochthonous grape varieties on the wild fringes of the Ottoman Empire
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I attend a tepid Picpoul-fuelled book launch, decide to spurn the world of traditional publishing, and eat very well in London, twice. A longer version of this post is available here: peterstaffordbow.substack.com/p/very-well-...
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Very well, alone.
How I consciously uncoupled from the traditional publishing industry.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I tug upon the pull cord, the curtains part and the cover is revealed! Black Odesa, volume 5 of the Felix Hart Novels, released 1st June. Review copies available for top vinfluencers only. DM me. No time wasters.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
More potential titles for Felix Hart’s latest outing, a heatwave in the Cape, and my take on claretgate 🍷 (See link in bio)
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
An update on book 5 of the Felix Hart Novels, and an Alpine affair with Mondeuse, the whispering zither of the Savoie. Link to story in bio.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 22/01/2026
once when i was in high school my neighbors who blew up barrels of tannerite with their rifles on the weekends got drunk with their 12 year old cousin and went 4 wheeling and flipped the four wheeler and one of them stumbled into our house and stole a bowl of grapes and passed out on the couch
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Raffaello Sorbi (Italian 1844–1931) La festa della vendemmia (The Harvest Dance) 1893. Note the "married vines" -- trained on trees.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Absolutely sickened by the relentless propaganda around so-called Dry January. In my thoughtful and balanced post, I explain why we should shun this sour, faithless pseudo-Lent. (Link in bio)
A sign attached to a gate declares a footpath is closed. Just ahead, a small puddle dampens the public right of way.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Bin men suddenly incoming on a SUNDAY
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a man in a military uniform has a name tag that says ' johnson ' on it
ALT: a man in a military uniform has a name tag that says ' johnson ' on it
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Polar Bears drinking Christmas Wine, Postcard, United Kingdom, 1902
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The Insider @theins.press · 16/12/2025
Wines linked to Putin and Patriarch Kirill enter U.S. tasting contest in San Francisco, brought in personal luggage by Kovalchuk aide The Insider details how wines made next door to Putin's Black Sea palace ended up in California.
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Wines linked to Putin and Patriarch Kirill enter U.S. tasting contest in San Francisco, brought in personal luggage by Kovalchuk aide
Wines from the Krinitsa and Usadba Divnomorskoye wineries near Vladimir Putin’s Black Sea palace in Gelendzhik, as well as from the Mezyb winery linked to Russian Orthodox Church head Patriarch Kirill...
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
We don’t talk enough about how the English are a people of the Baltic - the Angeln region from which they originated borders the Baltic Sea
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Early November is a splendid time to visit Tbilisi. The harvest is in, incense smoke drifts through ancient churches, and my table is filled with barbecued meat, steamed dumplings and cheese-filled flatbread. Link to story in bio. #tbilisi #georgia
The hilltop statue Mother of Georgians, holding a sword and a cup of wine, keeps watch over Tbilisi
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sandra, calm down, I can explain everything
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wine or Sword? Kartlis Deda (“Mother of Georgians”) stands above Tbilisi’s old town, Sololaki. In her left hand a bowl of wine to greet those who come as friends, in her right hand a sword for those who come as enemies. Designed by prominent Georgian sculptor Elguja Amashukeli and erected in 1958
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/10/2025
god this is properly mortifying stuff from Zarah there, GCSE-level analysis, quite hard to watch
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
In terms of process, I enjoy writing but revising????? Oh, that’s my real kink. A second or third draft???? A fourth???? Making tweaks on my desktop AND my phone???? *moans* I’m a WHORE for revision.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Jacques Mesrine
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Where I drink wine in Bordeaux and realise that the only future for Britain and France is another merger.
Detail from a Middle Ages tile showing English and French infantry having a right old scrap
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
‘Petronius to Partridge’ - this will be a fabulous book. Can’t wait!
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A little story of my visit to the Agly Valley in Roussillon, where I picked pert bunches of Grenache and trod upon them. (Substack link in bio)
Plump, ripe Grenache grapes hang beneath a leafy vine in Roussillon
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 29/09/2025
🇲🇩 Moldova, you’ve done it again. 
No attempt to sow fear or division could break your resolve. You made your choice clear: 
Europe. Democracy. Freedom. Our door is open. And we will stand with you every step of the way.
 The future is yours.
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 23/09/2025
Wild lettuce secretes a milky substance that was used in the 19th century as a sedative. It is sometimes known as “opium lettuce.” And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My latest Substack (free to read!) is a tear-jerking story of suffering and pigeon persecution amongst the vineyards of London’s Zone Two. 🐦🍇 open.substack.com/pub/petersta...
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One is a Vineyard
Or, how I became a peasant.
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Peter Stafford-Bow @peterstaffordbow.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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A Bracing Aperitif
Welcome to my wine-scented newsletter
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angleBatman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angleRobin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angleBatman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Zeller Schwarze Katz (Black Cat) is a German vineyard region near Zell/Mosel. Legend says in 1863, when Aachen wine merchants couldn't choose between three barrels of winemaker Peter Anton, a black cat jumped on one and defended it fiercely. They bought that barrel.
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The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
When on the train from Bucharest to Istanbul, it’s important to take provisions and all necessary medication…
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Dylan Difford @dylandifford.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
59/ Luxembourg has a minister of wine, due to the industry's importance to the economy. It is, however, the norm for Luxembourg cabinet ministers to hold multiple posts at once.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Disgusted to see this beautiful landscape ruined by wind turbines.
The image shows the 17th century painting “Landscape with Windmills near Haarlem” by the Dutch painter Jacob van Ruisdael.
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Nice little white Corbieres made by the grandson of the adventurer Henry de Montfried...
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Boozy theologians: Pourgustine of Hiccough John Dramascene Thomas Aq-wine-as Karl Barf Hans Slurs Von Balthasar
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm blessed to live near a really really really good wine shop that has a little bar in the back. I mean it's north of Bolton so deeply inconvenient for anyone apart from me but I'll give it some love www.turtonwines.co.uk
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Turton Wines - Independent Wine Merchant & Tasting Bar
Turton Wines was founded in 2008 out of a love for unusual wines. Starting life online and in 2011 opening the shop in Bromley Cross, Bolton. We pride ourselves on our extensive range of over 600 qual...
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