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Burger King of Kings

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"Not really now not anymore" Hauntology Enthusiast I build things for a living & cheer for College wrestling.

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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 16h
@tankarchives.bsky.social have i told you about how my grandfather (US Army 1950's) was a tank comander (or tank driver guy?) and "got to be the target" when they tested prototype analog range finders?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social Who's your least favorite team to feature on the blitz and why is it MS St? It sounds like an angry washing machine full of nuts & bolts. Your engineers & sound crew deserve hazard pay.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"It is a shame they cannot both lose."
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Henry Kissinger Felix Mclean
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a Brand Name: Timette.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social doubted it. We all heard.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chef's kiss pun:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get ready to like trade wars:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@solidverbal.com We (Iowa state fans) tried to warn you (PSU fans): "sometimes the process doesn't love you back" Matt Campbell Bullsh*t press conference forcast: 100%
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at cyhawk a few years ago and can garuntee, there was +58,000 pairs of middle fingers greeting dear leader.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵And a grumpy face from Kurt Cig-netti🎵
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is #wristwatch bluesky a thing
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Say that to my face!"* ** *on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social ** I'm an (isu) monster energy drink big 12 fan.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Dave Chappelle in Popcopy Sketch
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tOSU (like always) has to copy the trend & join in...
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Morgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous Thing
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Cinema" as in, the refs stuck to the script, sure.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social great to have you back on the Blitz! Did i hear right, you have a Blitz style podcast?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If youre a P4, Scheduling SDSU is bad for your health. Maybe even a cry for help. Source: frequently defeated isu fan.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, save this magic for @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social !
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Marriage (surname change) options include: -Söze -roll -permanente -steel
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the real journalism the sports world needs:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meanwhile, Coach Faulkmer: "The pass is not incomplete, it isnt even past"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Digital illustration of a small, disorganized phalanx of raccoons, different ages, sizes poses, but all gathered together in a throng of unknowable intent that extends into shrouding darkness in the distance. Every raccoon’s eyes are glowing and many are seen only as a pair of glowing eyes in the black. In the center of the frame is a large block of plain, white sans serif lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@hitdpod.bsky.social re:jesse wells/war pigs talk & aweful military talk, I recommend "Fort Bragg Cartel"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anything as long as you stop woodworking. Thats my thing.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You're going to have to be more specific.
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Peaches Christ @peacheschrist.com · 28/06/2026
When Iran’s soccer captain offers more clear and direct support for LGBT people than the SF Giants leadership can muster for their own fans, it should be a wake-up call that Pride isn’t a celebration of victories won. It’s a reminder that those victories can disappear if we stop demanding better.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
All the Angels play connect 4.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I havent been able to tune in until the 4th qtr, but it sure feels like this portland team is fighting their hearts out!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Part of what’s fascinating about the Pope being a sports fan is knowing there’s gotta be at least one athlete he absolutely hates
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yes, and I dun messed up my life trying to.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You train your whole life for this moment, the biggest stage of your life. And this is moment happens & its all anyone talks about:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@soletssay.bsky.social @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social I got a music/performer question for you!
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andrear9md.bsky.social @andrear9md.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well yeah, if Watergate happened again it would have gone off without a hitch because no one would have known about it until a year later when Woodward and Bernstein's book came out.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Im a bloodroud Dad. Making the top 12 and just outside top 8 AA status.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I say this with love: Log off & touch grass.
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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
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foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social @foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My senior relatives used to tease me at weddings, by saying 'you will be next." They stopped doing it when I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I want to do more comedy writing in 2026 and I’d love to write late night stuff someday. If you hear of any writing submission opportunities in that area please let me know! Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Or serotonin & dopamine
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I am contractually obligated to repost this and agree whole heartedly with this skeet. I am president of the "batting out of my league club". I found my best friend and there's no one else I would rather watch the apocalypse with than her.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I repeat: "mizzou is France"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Coming up on 10 years with my partner & I can't freaking imagine being single through the last decade...
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mizzou is French now. Facts.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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