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Burger King of Kings

@peterout.bsky.social
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"Not really now not anymore" Hauntology Enthusiast I build things for a living & cheer for College wrestling.

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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 3h
*kissenger impersonation*
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're so fucking cooked.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My all time night for the haters.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations."
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I *highly* recommend "Dolly parton's America" podcast series. open.spotify.com/show/0dfJjJy...
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You train your whole life for this moment, the biggest stage of your life. And this is moment happens & its all anyone talks about:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
*fixed it for you
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@sickoscommittee.org "We're baAack..." Seen in Des Moines, IA at "The Bin Store"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Also, in the muesem: Someone decided they had to have an "america 250" celebration, so they celebrated 16 Alabamans. All women, lgbtq+,POCs, and immigrants, first nations folk. Not a straight white man among the lot.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@sickoscommittee.org I stopped by 'Vulcan' in Birmingham, AL & can confirm: the statue (that the Birmingham Bowl trophy is based on) has a dump truck ass.
Vulcan statue amon his perch, atop red mountain over the city.Vulcan's Big Butt
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I saw this & thought "huh, a Goncherov sequel"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
History repeats. First as tragedy. Second as farce tragedy.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@sickoscommittee.org does this make me a sickos sicko?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"Onions & Mustard?! You sick f*ck!"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@escalante.bsky.social I think your NOLA & Southern Cred™️ should be revoked. /s
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Halftime show: gangstas paradise
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
*I'm putting together a team, across history*
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Just got home after a 10hr drive. Listened to el Assico & the blitz the whole time. Thanks for keeping me company.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@sickoscommittee.org @escalante.bsky.social Since the 'clones won for the first time in Ames in forever, can you bevel the bevel?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@sickoscommittee.org @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social @escalante.bsky.social @opg.bsky.social @soletssay.bsky.social @pittpost.bsky.social ¡el Assico! Week drinking game! (Stolen from the bad website)
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Rhules of Engagement
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I was at one today that was getting changed over. It was real "fall of Saigon chaos vibes"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@sickoscommittee.org best @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social rant, ever:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
U Of Iowa wresling deleted it, but here's their new olympic wrestler recognition wall: See anything? Weights are listed as pounds with KG after them...
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Real time can check: Shout out @stephenhartzell.bsky.social‬ for sending me the koozie via Twitter.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Can I entrust you in a menards?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Can we add "visionary builder" to Dana holgerson's bio? @sickoscommittee.org @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
@sickoscommittee.org re:terrifying mascots. How do you rank Iowa City West's mascot "Hector" the Trojan?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I hope this trend holds, as im now getting private jet advertisements:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Please send to Iowa. At that exact same time:
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Guess where I am?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I want to yell at you for not drafting Lazer loon... I know it's not real, but just because minnesota is a fictional place doesn't mean y I u can't draft it.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@escalante.bsky.social im here in San antonio!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@sickoscommittee.org is this "squiggly Iowa" or "Iowa getting its mind blown"?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#bluecy I'm a wrestling fan & I'm don't ball, how is winning by almost 20 "surviving"?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@melissaroseharris.bsky.social my copy came in the mail via @bookshop-org.bsky.social I ordered it for my mom, but I'm going to try & sneaky read it first!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@sickoscommittee.org
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
#bluecy wrestling updates.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#bluecy Tune in at 4pm on the ESPN mothership!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#bluecy I have two free tix to the #13 ISU Vs #3 OK ST wrestling dual tomorrow! Let me know if you want them, we need all the help we can get! Also, a great exhibition match for halftime!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#bluecy Halftime entertainment fir tomorrow's dual!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#bluecy Beauty & the beast!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ps. Can you confirm that being a cyclone fan is very similar to being Buddhist?
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