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Burger King of Kings

@peterout.bsky.social
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"Not really now not anymore" Hauntology Enthusiast I build things for a living & cheer for College wrestling.

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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 2h
@sickoscommittee.org what team has been on a long and winding road only to find out they aren't what they seam? Because I came up with "fraudyssey" and want to use it inna skeet.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 5h
I disapear off the app for 6months & my twitter crush (platonic) @susandixon.bsky.social shows right back up. Its comforting.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 5h
Everyone who likes this is from Iowa.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 5h
Legiy thought he died 15 years ago.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 7h
I know absolutely nothing about Star Trek (i was a star wars kid). But if i was put into their universe, I would not ask to come back to our timeline. Actually, I would gladly jump into any other timeline.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 8h
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 8h
The quotes have been disabled by OP :(
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 19h
I want to be woken up in the middle of the night.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...and with this here blender and sawzall, you can fit 4! When i sold appliances, it was all about the add-ons.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I DONT KNOW YOU!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate @sickoscommittee.org halloween. What do you mean you dress up as gophers & kick each other in the nutz?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always love it when @susandixon.bsky.social shows liking my content.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What about some nouncing? Mr. Bees'ed?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But buddha is definatley a cyclone. Existence is suffering.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was that Paul Rhoads's last game?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finding my partner (off the apps) in late 2016, truly felt like getting the last chopper out of saigon.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was about to make a "jesus overturning tables at the temple" joke, but looks like he did it.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love digital folklore, the collapsing of time, and hyperstition.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally read this on the way to a "speakeasy". It was a high end steak house. Chicago was in the name and there was nothing chicago about it.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Old school iowa caucus adds in the 90s-2000s (pre streaming) were absolutely insane & over half the people were unknown candidates to the public.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Educational leadership" from liberty U...is a choice.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you familiar with the folk from Missouri?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see you are a man of refined tastes, a true fan of Iowa State wrestling.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kayfabe!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im not a MN fan, but seeing his highlights (not that one), makes me want to run through a wall.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I actually did a spit-take.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell, yeah!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like to think that behind the scenes, he's a good dude (atleast scandal free). He's publically weird enough that people wouldn't hesitate to leak a story. @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Is that how it works?
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out rain
Post by @TAMUPolice

MIP. Aggie Park. Saw officer and tried to hide his beer. Officer's ticket book was too damaged from rain. Verbal warning issued. #BTHOarkansas
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In a (highschool/college) wrestling dual, if coaches cant agree tonstart at the lightest weight, they "draw" to find out what weight to start at. Kick offs seem so routine. What if we "draw" to find out what yardage each touchback starts at? Or draw to figure who kicks the extra point?
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Balthazar Booing at Broncos Football Game
ALT: Balthazar Booing at Broncos Football Game
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was (the first of many things) disaproved of BY HER parents.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My gf (now wife), said on our 2nd date "just so you know, if this goes anywhere, i will be proposing to you..." My only stipulation was it couldn't be a public spectical.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have i mentioned, my maternal line is all cubs/bears fans? Like, going waaaay back. "Just one more year" was a running joke with my departed grandfather.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social I love you all, but y'all really got to black list MS State.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Atleast youve been good, we've always been "rebuilding"
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a minnesota agnostic, but seeing this (even with the sound off) im ready to run through a wall.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an ISU fan, my deepest apologes.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Joke redacted]
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If ISU ever wins the NCAA tourney (wrestling), i could never enjoy it, because i would be so afraid of a jynx, and then immediately die as soon as it was confirmed.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything fans hate about "the state of college sports" ie portal, NIL, death of loyalty & tradition, conference hierarchy, etc. We have projected all that hate on CMC, once our most beloved figure of ISU sports.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*disgruntled isu fan her* Thats MY mid big12 team youre talking about, mister!
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jake Gyllenhaal See What You Did There Meme
ALT: Jake Gyllenhaal See What You Did There Meme
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bluesky just briefly crashed and as always I had a split second of hope that it was because It Happened
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We all died in 2020 & have been living in hell ever since.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deep cut.
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Burger King of Kings @peterout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an ISU fan, Im worried this is a little too early in the season for this much coach speak bullsh** from CMC.
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