Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026How Ancient Centipede Ancestors Conquered the Earth www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/s... And now we know the ancestors of today's political elite.nytimes.comHow Ancient Centipede Ancestors Conquered the Earth 010
Reposted by Pete RomanChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A $400 million dollar ballroom? A billion dollar a day war of choice. Tens of millions on golf trips. $60 million dollar birthday parade. Disbanding the Forest Service A billion $ to STOP building wind farms (may be 2bil.) And these monsters want to take money away from poor, disabled people. 610934
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Trump's image to appear on limited-edition passports for America's 250th abcnews.com/Politics/tru... [Jeebus, what an ugly visage to bestow upon the world. Is this some insider's idea of a joke? This is the best picture they could come up with?]abcnews.comTrump's image to appear on limited-edition passports for America's 250thThe State Department is releasing a limited-edition U.S. passport to mark America's 250th anniversary and the document will feature President Donald Trump's image. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I was thinking that Zuckerberg's Meta AI should acquire fiber-enhancer Metamucil, and create a new division, Meta Mucil AI. It will help people with brain farts. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The US Mint buys some gold that originates in a Colombian drug cartel mine and other dubious places. Even Trump’s 24-karat gold coin may come from illegal gold. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/w...nytimes.comU.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ 000
Reposted by Pete RomanJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026How do you handle a fly infestation? Send in a swat team. 610538
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026You can substitute just about any country's flag for the Canadian flag. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comThe insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidencyThe BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026FBI Launched Probe of New York Times Reporter Following Unflattering Coverage of Kash Patel www.democracynow.org/2026/4/23/he... via @democracynowdemocracynow.orgFBI Launched Probe of New York Times Reporter Following Unflattering Coverage of Kash PatelThe FBI launched an investigation last month into New York Times reporter Elizabeth Williamson after she published a story revealing that FBI Director Kash Patel had assigned federal agents to provide... 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I grew up in a town with two barbers, Max or Joe. I always went to Max (his shop had comics). I asked my dad about going to Joe. He said: "Joe has a contract to cut hair at the hospital for the criminally insane. He cuts everybody the same so you'll look like that." I went to Joe. My dad was right. 000
Reposted by Pete RomanMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My Therapist: "What animal best describes you?" Me: "A gazelle...an old one...with arthritis...hit by a jeep...ten days ago. 6485
Reposted by Pete RomanReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It’s so dumb that end-of-the-world anxiety didn’t cure me of all the other anxieties 512233
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Fox News’ Sean Hannity Explains Why "As of Today" He Has Left the Catholic Church. He's angry at the Pope's anti-war statements. www.thedailybeast.com/ex-catholic-... There's a problem with his story. He said he left the church in 2019 too. www.christianpost.com/news/sean-ha...yahoo.comFox News’ Sean Hannity Explains Why He Left the Catholic Church After ‘Institutionalized Corruption’Fox News host Sean Hannity is explaining his decision to leave the Catholic church long before President Donald Trump criticized Pope Leo XIV. “As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic. I a... 110
Reposted by Pete RomanNPR @npr.org · 18/04/2026Twenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October, the start of the federal government's fiscal year, already surpassing 2004's toll of 28, the previous record, according to government data. n.pr/4sLetjVn.prDeaths of migrants in ICE custody hit record high under TrumpTwenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October, the start of the federal government's fiscal year, already surpassing 2004's toll of 28, the previous record, according to government data. 32867495
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026In baseball news, the Washington Nationals have acquired a new relief pitcher - Dick Lovelady. www.mlb.com/nationals/ne...mlb.comNationals reunite with LHP Lovelady in trade with Mets for cashLOS ANGELES -- Richard Lovelady's whirlwind tour of the Majors continued on Thursday, when the Mets traded him back to the very team that designated him for assignment last month. The Mets dealt Lovel... 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Trump administration has abruptly canceled an $11 million contract with Catholic Charities to shelter and care for migrant children who enter the U.S. alone, ending a long relationship between the Catholic Church and the US. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...miamiherald.comAmid quarrel with pope, Trump strips Miami charity of funding to house migrant kidsThe move comes amid rising tensions between the administration and American Catholics. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026NYC's mayor just signed an executive order prohibiting plumbers and other service people from wearing clothes that expose their buttocks crack when bending down. He acknowledges council legislation may be required but figured this would be a stop gap solution. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Florida's governor just signed into law prohibiting people from peeling the flaky skin from sunburns. It's aimed at teens and others who don't realize peeling damages the skin. Voters are up in arms. They want to repeal. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026To paraphrase an old quote, if Trump, Vance and Hegseth are Christian, then I'm the Yankees shortstop. 001
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026 I have failed, despite repeated attempts, in persuading my wife that the Panini press was invented by the 19th century Italian opera composer Umberto Panini. Damn internet. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026On the Trump blockade, Iran is trolling and trolling. 000
Reposted by Pete Romanborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you know what’s not weak on crime? love 410134
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Trump claims he was portraying a doctor in that picture he had to take down. Here's Trump as an airplane pilot. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Trump's mad at the Pope, but I think an exorcism would do Trump good. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026A Truth Social post that depicts the president as Jesus is no longer visible on President Trump’s account. However, his lengthy attack on Pope Leo remains. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...nytimes.comTrump Attacks Pope Leo as Too Liberal and ‘Weak on Crime’ 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump’s Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u... No kidding. When many questioned Biden's senility, influential Democrats like Obama and Harris told him he had to withdraw. Vance so far has been a weak sycophant.nytimes.comTrump’s Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026A religious group, the Knights Templar, demanded that Trump remove this sacrilegious picture from X, saying it mocked God. x.com/KnightsTempO... He deleted it. After all, the Knights supported him politically. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Mt. McKinley for 10 years reverted to its old name Denali. Trump turned it back. By executive order he now says federal contractors and offices must follow that designation. I think that means that GMC, which sells trucks to the US, has to change its GMC Sierra Denali to GMC Sierra McKinley. Catchy. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Business idea>You know those self-storage places? They should have really small refrigerated units if you need to store a loved one who has died and you can't quite part with them. Or, maybe the funeral plans got messed up. Or, maybe you just need to hide a body. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Native Americans were gambling with dice 6,000 years earlier than anyone else, study says www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Do you think they had casinos?theguardian.comNative Americans were gambling with dice 6,000 years earlier than anyone else, study saysArchaeological record suggests hunter gatherers were playing games of chance at the end of the last ice age 000
Reposted by Pete RomanSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/04/2026There must be a blockage in my charisma ducts because I swear I used to ooze more of it. 13314
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026These Chimps Began the Bloodiest ‘War’ on Record. No One Knows Why. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/s... Note: This is not just another article about Trump and Netanyahunytimes.comThese Chimps Began the Bloodiest ‘War’ on Record. No One Knows Why. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026New York Times headline of the year (so far): To Topple the Patriarchy, These Women Have Sex With Vegetables www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/b...nytimes.com 010
Reposted by Pete RomanMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I’ve got a 5k this weekend. It was a 401k on Wednesday. 5574
Reposted by Pete RomanMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Jury duty is wierd. It's like "Cancel all your plans Ma'am. We need you to solve a mystery. Oh, and here's $8 a day." 5283
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Trump is now threatening to end Persian civilization. But with it, perhaps Western "Civilization" too? Western Europe has done little to stop him and his bosom buddy in Israel. What kind of "civilization" countenances mass murder? And bombing hospitals, and rescuers? 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Ever thought of being a professional gnome? Here are the secrets of the occupation. www.instagram.com/reel/DWneaR4...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Lawsuit Accuses Americans of Political Killings for Hire Overseas You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/w...nytimes.comLawsuit Accuses Americans of Political Killings for Hire Overseas 001
Reposted by Pete RomanAntiwar.com @antiwardotcom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Boxed in by Iran by John Mearsheimer | Apr 3, 2026 www.antiwar.com/blog/2026/04...antiwar.comJohn Mearsheimer & Stephen Walt: Boxed in by Iran - Antiwar.com BlogReprinted from John's Substack: On 29 March 2026, Steve Walt and I were together on “Switzerland” talking with Tom Switzer about the Iran war and its broader geopolitical consequences. We also spent c... 011
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Ever thought of being a professional gnome? Here are the secrets of the occupation. www.instagram.com/reel/DWneaR4...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Children race to gather marshmallows dropped from a helicopter at pair of parks. "I'd swear that I thought marshmallows could fly." abcnews.com/Lifestyle/wi...abcnews.comChildren race to gather marshmallows dropped from a helicopter at pair of parksIt rained marshmallows at two Detroit-area parks as kids raced to collect thousands of the gooey treats dropped from a helicopter 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026A reckless driver, drunk on power, crossing lines, endangering others, but not caring where he's going, as long as he's in the driver's seat. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026For the First Time, a Toilet Heads Into Deep Space www.nytimes.com/video/scienc... I just love the headline.nytimes.comVideo: For the First Time, a Toilet Heads Into Deep SpaceThe Orion spacecraft will take four crew members and one commode around the moon and back as part of the Artemis II mission. In April 2025, National Geographic worked with NASA and filmed the astronau... 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DWnC961... The Artemis rocket on the way to the moon, taken from an airplane windowinstagram.comkatie_mccuistion on Instagram: "Crew of Artemis on their way to the moon #astronauts #artemisII #moon #NASA #Deltaflight581View all 1,138 comments"Crew of Artemis on their way to the moon #astronauts #artemisII #moon #NASA #Deltaflight581View all 1,138 comments 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Trump fires Bondi. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...nytimes.comTrump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Fired as Attorney General 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Donald Trump's only friend is his dog. Oh, he hasn't one? 000