Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Is that when she had all the smashed eggs in her pants? 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Two days ago I put buttermilk on my cereal by mistake. Didn't realize it until I tasted it. 020
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I told my wife this morning -- Happy Mothers' Day to all concerned, especially to those who made it possible, the kids, as well as the motherf-----s. 120
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026They sell envelopes at Staples? I thought they just sold staples, a reason I've never been in one of the stores. 110
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026How Ancient Centipede Ancestors Conquered the Earth www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/s... And now we know the ancestors of today's political elite.nytimes.comHow Ancient Centipede Ancestors Conquered the Earth 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Jeez, that hurt my eyeballs, and what's left of my soul. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'm qualified to apply for the offer, and I admit I am enjoying retirement, but I would not serve under this DOJ if I was starving to death. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026But how am I going to drag my boss into my house and give him a shower? 100
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I loved the parts about the assassination fakery. I think this video would have much more appeal to indie voters who had serious problems with Biden's dementia and being lied to about it. Many votes were lost over Biden and Harris' support for Israel amid the growing recognition of genocide. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Have you ever written about how press coverage of supremacist violence, repugnant as it was, pushed many people to support the civil rights movement? As a child I remember being shocked by Bull Connors' actions. Compare: after Vietnam the US avoided imperialist wars for a time. 032
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Just yesterday I ate 24 ounces of food and water, yet gained two pounds. Happens quite a bit. I'm a magic man. There's magic all around. Good looking women can make a naive man's wallet get thinner in one night. Accountants can make a profitable firm look bankrupt to the IRS. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026And a proposed 1.5 trillion military budget that does not include payments for the current war of humiliation. 120
Reposted by Pete RomanChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A $400 million dollar ballroom? A billion dollar a day war of choice. Tens of millions on golf trips. $60 million dollar birthday parade. Disbanding the Forest Service A billion $ to STOP building wind farms (may be 2bil.) And these monsters want to take money away from poor, disabled people. 610934
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Trump's image to appear on limited-edition passports for America's 250th abcnews.com/Politics/tru... [Jeebus, what an ugly visage to bestow upon the world. Is this some insider's idea of a joke? This is the best picture they could come up with?]abcnews.comTrump's image to appear on limited-edition passports for America's 250thThe State Department is releasing a limited-edition U.S. passport to mark America's 250th anniversary and the document will feature President Donald Trump's image. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I was thinking that Zuckerberg's Meta AI should acquire fiber-enhancer Metamucil, and create a new division, Meta Mucil AI. It will help people with brain farts. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026We eat at a table in our kitchen that borders on our now-flowering azaleas. The bees are having a great time darting amongst the flower petals. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The US Mint buys some gold that originates in a Colombian drug cartel mine and other dubious places. Even Trump’s 24-karat gold coin may come from illegal gold. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/w...nytimes.comU.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ 000
Reposted by Pete RomanJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026How do you handle a fly infestation? Send in a swat team. 610538
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026President: "I will not put beets on the ground in the Middle East. We may send some Navy bloats, however, you know, those big things." 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Slept in a Grateful Dead shirt and woke up 40 years later to find my kids had grown, Jerry was dead, and pot was now legal. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026You can substitute just about any country's flag for the Canadian flag. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026From the BBC: The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comThe insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidencyThe BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comThe insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidencyThe BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026FBI Launched Probe of New York Times Reporter Following Unflattering Coverage of Kash Patel www.democracynow.org/2026/4/23/he... via @democracynowdemocracynow.orgFBI Launched Probe of New York Times Reporter Following Unflattering Coverage of Kash PatelThe FBI launched an investigation last month into New York Times reporter Elizabeth Williamson after she published a story revealing that FBI Director Kash Patel had assigned federal agents to provide... 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I grew up in a town with two barbers, Max or Joe. I always went to Max (his shop had comics). I asked my dad about going to Joe. He said: "Joe has a contract to cut hair at the hospital for the criminally insane. He cuts everybody the same so you'll look like that." I went to Joe. My dad was right. 000
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I heard the F word at 5-6 from my brother's best friend David, who told me to ask my dad what it meant. I reported: "David said I should ask you what the word f- means." Dad said nothing & marched out the door. I still didn't know what it meant but was pleased that David was going to get in trouble. 061
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'd do it but I fear it might get caught in the chainsaw when I'm felling large trees up here in the Oregon forest. 010
Reposted by Pete RomanMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My Therapist: "What animal best describes you?" Me: "A gazelle...an old one...with arthritis...hit by a jeep...ten days ago. 6485
Reposted by Pete RomanReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It’s so dumb that end-of-the-world anxiety didn’t cure me of all the other anxieties 512233
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I feel for you. I am a prostate cancer survivor and they give you testosterone suppressant for 2-3 years, and by golly you get hot flashes. I was turning the thermostat up and down and my wife said - "you're just having hot flashes." But your comment is funny. 010
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Also>>Trump Admin Hands Mega-Deal to Company Backed by Jared Kushner’s War-Profiteer Brother www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump... @radleybalko.bsky.socialthedailybeast.comTrump Admin Hands Mega-Deal to Company Backed by Jared Kushner’s War-Profiteer BrotherJoshua Kushner looks set to cash in on Trump’s wars even as the president leans on Kushner’s brother, who’s married to Trump’s daughter, to help end them. 110
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Fox News’ Sean Hannity Explains Why "As of Today" He Has Left the Catholic Church. He's angry at the Pope's anti-war statements. www.thedailybeast.com/ex-catholic-... There's a problem with his story. He said he left the church in 2019 too. www.christianpost.com/news/sean-ha...yahoo.comFox News’ Sean Hannity Explains Why He Left the Catholic Church After ‘Institutionalized Corruption’Fox News host Sean Hannity is explaining his decision to leave the Catholic church long before President Donald Trump criticized Pope Leo XIV. “As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic. I a... 110
Pete Roman @peteroman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Soap made from the oily skin of two voice actors - Rub a dub dub. 021