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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 11h
💫 Nine years ago today: Trump considered replacing Secretary of State Rex Tillerson with CIA Director Mike Pompeo after Tillerson didn’t deny calling Trump a “fucking moron." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2017/10/06/d...
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Day 260: Calm before the storm.
1/ Trump’s advisers are floating the idea of replacing Rex Tillerson with CIA Director Mike Pompeo after Morongate. Trump was reportedly furious that Tillerson didn’t deny he called the president a “f
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 12h
"A rather standard thing to do."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 13h
The 2026 midterms are in 28 days; and the 2028 presidential election is in 763 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 14h
Today in one sentence for Tuesday, October 6, 2026. ⚡ Day 2086: "A rather standard thing to do."
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WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2086: “A rather standard thing to do.”
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Day 2086: “A rather standard thing to do.”
Trump suggested letting Iran “take out” Los Angeles and San Diego if it develops a nuclear weapon; Trump reversed course and said MAGA Inc. will start paying for his “Patriotic Ads” instead of...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 06/10/2026
💫 On this day in 2018: The Senate voted 51-49 to advance Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court nomination; Susan Collins and Joe Manchin said they would vote to confirm Kavanaugh; and Trump mocked Al Franken for folding "like a wet rag" when faced with sexual misconduct allegations.
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Day 624: Rock bottom.
The Senate voted 51-49 to advance Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination; Susan Collins and Joe Manchin will support Kavanaugh’s nomination, effectively ensuring enough votes for his confirmation;
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 06/10/2026
"A valuable contribution."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 06/10/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 29 days; and the 2028 presidential election is in 764 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 06/10/2026
Today in one sentence for Monday, October 5, 2026. ⚡ Day 2085: "A valuable contribution."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 05/10/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2085: “A valuable contribution.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/05/d...
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Day 2085: “A valuable contribution.”
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito considered retiring this year, but decided to stay so he could make “a valuable contribution”; Trump plans to send $90 to 20.8 million Medicare beneficiaries to...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 03/10/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Last Week in WTF: September 28-October 1 whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/03/l...
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Last Week in WTF: September 28-October 1
September 28-October 1
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 02/10/2026
💫 Eight years ago today: Trump backed a “comprehensive” but “quick” FBI investigation into the allegations against Brett Kavanaugh because “we don’t want to go on a witch hunt, do we?”; 48% of American voters say Kavanaugh should not be confirmed to the U.S. Supreme Court.
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Day 620: A new dawn.
The U.S., Mexico, and Canada reached a deal to revise NAFTA; Trump said he supports a “comprehensive” but “quick” FBI investigation into the allegations against Kavanaugh; 48% of American voters say K
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 02/10/2026
"Normal."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 02/10/2026
Today in one sentence for Thursday, October 1, 2026. ⚡ Day 2081: "Normal."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 02/10/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2081: “Normal.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/01/d...
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Day 2081: “Normal.”
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a new, four-star “AUTOWARCOM” to develop and deploy drones and other autonomous weapons; Trump’s taxpayer-funded TV ads were paid for with $20 million in...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 01/10/2026
💫 Six years ago today: Trump refused to condemn white supremacists during the first presidential debate, telling the Proud Boys to "stand back and stand by"; Biden called Trump’s debate conduct a "national embarrassment." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2020/09/30/d...
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Day 1350: “A national embarrassment.”
Trump refused to condemn white supremacists during the first presidential debate and instead directed the nation’s biggest domestic terrorist groups to “stand back and stand by”; Biden called Trump’s
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 01/10/2026
"Toothless."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 01/10/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 34 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 769 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 01/10/2026
Today in one sentence for Wednesday, September 30, 2026. ⚡ Day 2080: "Toothless."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2080: “Toothless.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/30/d...
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Day 2080: “Toothless.”
Senate Democrats blocked a House-passed bill aimed at making AI data centers pay for the necessary grid upgrades instead of passing them on to consumers; the FTC opened an investigation into OpenAI, A
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
"You make me want to throw up in my mouth."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
💫 Six years ago today: The global coronavirus death toll surpassed 1 million; and the White House pressured the CDC to downplay the virus's risk to children to support reopening schools. whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2020/09/29/d...
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Day 1349: “Hustlers.”
More than 1 million people have died from the coronavirus worldwide in less than nine months; top White House officials pressured the CDC this summer to play down the risk of the coronavirus to childr
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 35 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 770 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Tuesday, September 29, 2026. ⚡ Day 2079: "You make me want to throw up in my mouth."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 30/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2079: “You make me want to throw up in my mouth.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/29/d...
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Day 2079: “You make me want to throw up in my mouth.”
The Supreme Court temporarily allowed the Trump administration to resume deporting migrants to “third countries” where they have no connections; former special counsel Jack Smith told the Senate Judic
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 29/09/2026
"Take the waste out."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 29/09/2026
💫 Three years ago today: Instead of negotiating a deal to avert a shutdown, House Republicans got into a heated exchange and then held their first impeachment inquiry hearing into Biden; the Senate passed a resolution requiring men to wear a coat, tie, and pants.
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Day 982: “Something dangerous happening in America.”
Instead of negotiating a deal to fund the government, Matt Gaetz and Kevin McCarthy got into a heated exchange during a closed-doors meeting with House Republicans; instead of negotiating a deal to fu
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 29/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 36 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 771 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 29/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Monday, September 28, 2026. ⚡ Day 2078: "Take the waste out." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/24/d...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 29/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2078: “Take the waste out.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/28/d...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
💫 Eight years ago today: A second woman publicly accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault; Christine Blasey Ford agreed to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee; and Trump called the allegations "totally political," saying he backed Kavanaugh "all the way."
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Day 613: Lingering stench.
A second woman publicly accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault; Kavanaugh and the White House denied the allegation; Christine Blasey Ford agreed to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee; T
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 40 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 775 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
"Love me."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Thursday, September 24, 2026. ⚡ Day 2074: "Love me." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/24/d...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
✅ Here's the Last Week in WTF News Quiz whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/quiz/?src=so...
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Last Week in WTFJHT News Quiz
Test your knowledge of this week’s news with the WTFJHT Weekly News Quiz
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 25/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2074: “Love me.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/24/d...
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Day 2074: “Love me.”
The Senate rejected a resolution directing Trump to end the Iran war and seek congressional authorization; the 30-year Treasury yield climbed to its highest level since 2004, while the average 30-year
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 24/09/2026
"Doing the best that he can."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 24/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 41 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 776 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 24/09/2026
💫 One year ago today: In an address to the U.N., Trump told world leaders their countries are “going to hell,” denounced climate change as “the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world,” and declared that it was “time to end the failed experiment of open borders.”
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Day 1708: “Stupid people.”
In a combative 56-minute address to the United Nations General Assembly, Trump told world leaders their countries are “going to hell,” accused the U.N. of “not even coming close to living up” to its p
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 24/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Wednesday, September 23, 2026. ⚡ Day 2073: "Doing the best that he can."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 23/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2073: “Doing the best that he can.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/23/d...
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Day 2073: “Doing the best that he can.”
Iran vowed to fight “until our last breath” and “never bow our head or bend at the knee” to Trump’s demands; the Justice Department urged a federal judge to uphold Trump’s ban of CNN, MS NOW,...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 23/09/2026
"Potential greatness or obliteration."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 23/09/2026
💫 Six years ago today: Trump claimed the coronavirus "affects virtually nobody" as the U.S. death toll surpassed 200,000; the Pentagon spent $1 billion meant for pandemic response on defense contractors; and the CIA assessed that Putin was directing operations to help Trump win.
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Day 1342: “What a great job we’ve done.”
Trump lied and claimed that the coronavirus “affects virtually nobody” as the U.S. death toll crossed 200,000; the Pentagon spent money meant for medical equipment on defense contracts for military eq
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 23/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 42 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 777 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 23/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Tuesday, September 22, 2026. ⚡ Day 2072: "Potential greatness or obliteration."
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 22/09/2026
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2072: “Potential greatness or obliteration.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/09/22/d...
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Day 2072: “Potential greatness or obliteration.”
The Trump administration removed about 760,000 people from Affordable Care Act coverage, claiming they were improperly enrolled or didn’t exist; Trump threatened to “annihilate” Iran; Trump told...
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 22/09/2026
"Cherish it, help it, and watch over it, as it grows!"
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 22/09/2026
💫 Six years ago today: Trump urged Senate Republicans to fill Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's seat "without delay"; the U.S. coronavirus death toll approached 200,000; and 62% of Americans said the winner of the November election should pick the next Supreme Court justice.
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Day 1341: “Without delay.”
Trump urged Senate Republicans to replace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg “without delay”; by the time you read this, 200,000 people will be dead from the coronavirus in the United States; Trump’s politic
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 22/09/2026
The 2026 midterms are in 43 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 778 days.
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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com · 22/09/2026
Today in one sentence for Monday, September 21, 2026. ⚡ Day 2071: "Cherish it, help it, and watch over it, as it grows!"
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