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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 29/09/2026

Bender: “Has anyone seen Ulysses Grant? He owes me a cheroot…” Leela: “He’s over there, puking in the Bushes.”

The heads of George HW and George W Bush, soon to be puked in by Ulysses Grant

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 12/09/2026

A dual-wielding Trump and Scuderia fanboy? I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.

A Ford F-150 featuring bumper stickers for Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign and Scuderia Ferrari HP

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 05/09/2026

I’m kinda hoping they can just build one of these

A hand swiftly moving towards a giant blue “UNDO” button

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 16/07/2026

TIL that the Pentagon *is* in favor of providing gender-affirming care to service members. Thanks, @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

6/ The Pentagon will start screening the testosterone levels of soldiers 30 and up. Soldiers diagnosed with testosterone deficiency would be offered hormone therapy. “If treatment is recommended, it’s entirely your choice to receive testosterone replacement therapy,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. “It’s not about artificial enhancement. It’s about restoring and optimizing your natural capabilities.” Hegseth promoted the program as the “High-T Department of War,” claiming it would keep troops on the “leading edge of lethality.”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 08/06/2026

Hey, it’s better than that awful first look at Sonic the Hedgehog.

Fuck Ugly Sonic the Hedgehog being fuck ugly.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/04/2026

When asked how Sister Mary Catherine’s death would affect the convent, Sister Mary Ellen replied, “When it comes servants of Christ, there’s nun grater.”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 31/03/2026

You get a solid “attieboy” for your hard work.

A hand, swinging to smack the big blue INVEST button

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 25/03/2026

Every once in a while I have to decide whether a r/formuladank post goes too far… #F1 #Cadillac

Reddit post titled, “Cadillac debuts their Japanese Grand Prix special livery.” with a photo of the MAC-26 painted to look like the Enola Gay.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 21/03/2026

Brown is one of the absolute best colors. No one expects brown.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 17/03/2026

I figured he’d be hemorrhaging commentary by now.

A photo of Charlie Kirk holding a microphone with the text “Charlie Kirk remains silent about the ongoing war in Iran”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 08/03/2026

Their comeuppance has been foretold.

Ulysses S. Grant’s head in a jar, about to vomit in to jars containing the heads of George W. and George H.W. Bush.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 23/01/2026

My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

The legs of a tired repairman, sitting in front of a 30 year old Weil-McLain cast iron hydronic boiler.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 10/01/2026

Time to hit up every Burger King in a red state and deputize the customer base. Meal Team Six, reporting for duty. 🫡 🍔

Several individuals, poorly cosplaying as military professionals.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/11/2025

Yet the guy at Jersey Mike’s next door gave me a funny look when I asked if he could throw my #13 on the grill…

A tweet reading: "Can I try the queso?" You ask. The Chipotle employee sighs and pours some into the palm of his hand and reaches over the glass. Gently, you lick from his hand, trying the queso. It's good. He rubs your hair as you eat. Great customer service.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 11/11/2025

Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler. Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.

A screencap of a Reuters skeet, showing a label of “Count Choculitis” as a cause of death, perhaps.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 08/11/2025

Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.

Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd/Rottweiler mix, standing against a backdrop of fallen red, gold, and orange leaves.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 02/10/2025

Scarlet would like to wish everyone a happy lil’ Wednesday.

Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, lying in the grass with a big ol’ grin on her face and her silly tongue flopped out of her mouth.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 29/09/2025

We’re chainsmoking audiobooks today…

Screenshot of the Audible app showing “107 Days by Kamala Harris”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 20/09/2025

Scarlet’s hints that she is owed a walk are becoming increasingly obvious.

Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, wearing a colorful bandana and laying her head atop a pair of running shoes.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 12/08/2025

Do Danny Ric and Jason Mantzoukas share a stylist?

Daniel Ricciardo in two photos, bearing a striking resemblance to Jason Mantzoukas.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 10/08/2025

Silly me, thinking the best limited edition flavors were only in Japan…

A package of candy labeled “Kit Kat Cunts”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 25/07/2025

Let’s make him as uncomfortable as possible in the process.

A Gadsden flag showing a rattlesnake tied to a stake in the ground, wearing a ball gag. The words “OH PLEASE TREAD ON ME” stretch across the bottom of the

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 18/06/2025

Bonus Scarlet: Her favorite summer activity is lying in the yard on a sunny, 85° F day… Baking in the summer sun until her fur is hot to the touch. The Original Baked Puptato™️

Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, baking in the summer sun

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 18/06/2025

Whenever I tell Scarlet (the pup) that she is very pretty; I also let her know that she is very intelligent, brave, caring, funny, and kind. It’s important to remind young ladies that looks aren’t everything.