Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 01/10/2026Dietrich Mateschitz gave Horner and Helmut Marko a blank check to build and run the team with virtually zero interference. Horner would accept no less. The only thing Ferrari knows how to do is interfere. The team is run wholly on emotion and reaction. It’s exactly what Enzo would have wanted. 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 01/10/2026Why is it everyone’s racist grandfather or uncle does that *same* voice change? 040
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 01/10/2026When put in the context of “Guess who hosted the 2026 World Cup!”… Holy Hell. 220
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026“Remember that fluoride we stopped putting in your water? It’s being replaced with testosterone.” Department of War announces new marketing campaign: “The United States Military - Hard Dicks, Soft Teeth.” 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026No one ever believes me when I say that I only spot clean them, and throw in the freezer overnight every couple of weeks. 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads? They do not think that Hegseth is a righteous dude. 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads? 000
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026Someone needs to write a screenplay featuring these three assholes on a fishing trip. What a goddamn nightmare. 100
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026This I knew about! To be honest, I am a shy pooper and would much prefer releasing my sample in the safety and comfort of my own home. The thought of being given a 10-minute window to produce in a lab setting gives me the ick… and the magazines are terrible! 110
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026“UnitedHealthcare now advising customers to perform at-home colonoscopies by inserting their cell phones into their rectums.” - I give it less then 24 months until they’re pushing this agenda. 3671
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 29/09/2026Bender: “Has anyone seen Ulysses Grant? He owes me a cheroot…” Leela: “He’s over there, puking in the Bushes.” 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 29/09/2026He’s reserving “Supreme Intelligence” for himself. What a douchebag. 000
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 28/09/2026“Tell you what, I’ll just email over the 725,000 page assembly manual from my AOL email account… If you like what you see, send the money our way. Do you have Adobe Acrobat in China?” 000
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 27/09/2026In the words of Dr. Drew Pinsky (circa 1997), “Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.” 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026I read this morning that 1.7 million pounds of powdered sugar and light brown sugar are being recalled due to potential wheat contamination. This news does not make my vegetarian/gluten-free wife any less terrified of recent food recalls. 1120
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comPulp Fiction We Should Have Shotguns For This Kind Of DealAlt: Pulp Fiction We Should Have Shotguns For This Kind Of Deal 000
Reposted by Pete [not Crow-Armstrong]Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Actually, Fetterman is the scientist’s name. 210421
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026The ads are shit. Shit-filled pillows, anyway. 040
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026It’s yet another way for John Menard to take money from the pockets of hardworking Americans… But tell them he’s saving them money. 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026Would it help if I said that I’d like Brian Niccol to fall into a cactus patch? Preferably while in his private jet, commuting between Newport Beach and Seattle? 000
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026Ben Affleck’s angina is flaring up SO 👏🏻 HAAAHD 👏🏻 right now. 100
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026While holding an XL Dunkin iced coffee, “This coffee sucks.” 100
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026I didn’t quite catch how much Paul Ryan looks like Jay Cutler here. Similar look, similar trajectories. Huh. 030
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026My job is done here.static.klipy.comMountain Man Approval Head NodAlt: Mountain Man Approval Head Nod 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Yells 'NERDS!!!'Alt: Man Yells 'NERDS!!!' 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026Burgess Meridith[ as Mickey Goldmill]’s reanimated claymation corpse just stormed the field and screamed, “That’s BANANAS, Baby!” 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026I’ll dust off the ol’ IBM and start up a BBS for the cause. 051
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026“Do you have a kitchen where I can microwave some butter and mashed banana? It’s difficult to get things into the cylinder when cold…” 150
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development: It's Hot Ham WaterAlt: Arrested Development: It's Hot Ham Water 040
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 25/09/2026[Ford Crown Victoria has entered the chat] Is a NYC taxi medallion more or less expensive than an FIA Super Licence? 110
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 25/09/2026Pretty sure that’s an unfathomably large amount of Ketamine wearing an Elon Musk suit. 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/09/2026“Inside of you, there are two organs… The strongest will be the one you feed.” Trish at the bar will be giving your livers a workout tonight! Now featuring 2 for 1 J&B doubles! 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 23/09/2026Really puts a new spin on, “🥴 I’m going to be paying for this meal for days…” 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 23/09/2026Bet? I guarantee the words went straight from Peter Thiel’s mouth to JD Vance’s ear. Bunch of jagoffs… 😒 010
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 23/09/2026Fair. I often confuse photos of Newsome and Joel Osteen… Should have seen it coming. 020
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 23/09/2026Why is this giving me Dana Carvey as Bizarro Church Lady vibes? 120
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/09/2026Why does the new McLaren logo look like a ripoff of the Marriott Bonvoy logo? #F1 000
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/09/2026Seriously. I need to remain on my couch, open the app for my doorbell, see who it is, then tell them to get off my porch through the app. Before I can even see the video, they’ve rung the bell thrice. 😒 030
Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/09/2026WHY GOD WHYstatic.klipy.comMr. Tickle's Long ArmsAlt: Mr. Tickle's Long Arms 000