Reposted by peptostateDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I hope 2025 & 2026 have adequately prepared everyone for the shitshow that will be 2027: Strongest El Niño and highest global temperature on record Energy and affordability crisis from the illegal war End of 3-year federal science grants awarded in 2024 AI bubble bursting Continued rise of fascism 331167356
Reposted by peptostate-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 3hwe copied that floppy. the guilt has become too much. we're tired of living the lie 4419
Reposted by peptostatePrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16h“Free Palestine” banner flown over Gillette Stadium during the Patriots-Raiders game today. I’m told it was put on by a group of Boston locals “who are pissed off at Robert Kraft.” 111871305
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 18hInteresting how Ukraine bombed the Russian bot factory and suddenly there's a lot less posts from my dang ex wife! 020
Reposted by peptostateTerrill Tailfeathers @terrilltf.bsky.social · 22hPlease share and donate today. 002
Reposted by peptostatepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4587611687
Reposted by peptostatePrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Everyone knows Obama had no business receiving a Nobel Peace Prize. Let's all be serious. 2664768
Reposted by peptostateJuniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And water is off now. Tried my best. Too tired to beg constantly. If you want to help I’d appreciate it. I’m so tapped out. 070105
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Subway guy: "Anything else?" Guy wearing this: "Yeah, mustard." Subway guy: "What kind of mustard?" Guy wearing this: "..." 020
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Haven't tried these but I did once make potato chip rice balls and they were great. Recipe was something like this: foodcombo.com/recipe/quick...foodcombo.comQuick Potato Chip Rice BallsQuick Potato Chip Rice Balls: 3 ingredients, ready in 2 min, serves 2. Step-by-step method, nutrition facts, and what you can swap from your pantry. 000
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"sorry about the human rights betrayal but a consultant showed me a powerpoint saying it's time to 'pivot'" 010
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The shamelessness of Carney using a "Forward Guidance" video to claim his deregulation spree was about affordability "over the long term" 010
Reposted by peptostateBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026people use posting like it's an opinion piece instead of saying "we have reese's pieces, where's reese's whole thing" 1115523
Reposted by peptostateJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026In my new version of THE SHINING Jack Torrence gets hired as the winter caretaker of an old hotel and does a great job looking after the place! 12677
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026can't wait for the "too big to fail" bailout era for all the charlatan AI failsons we're forced to endure right now 040
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*pointing to my vibecoding computer: "It went rogue!" 040
Reposted by peptostateMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga. 269495
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I still do it because I maintain a "walnuts will never ever fall on my Kia Forte" mindset 161
Reposted by peptostateKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Everytime I mention that BlueSky is just not good for non-US global news and discussion, I get piled on. BlueSky is great for many, many reasons, but the rest of the world is still very much on Twitter / X. What is happening in India is *massive*. 731010191
Reposted by peptostateCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 46106972981
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is this about me asking you to put my face in all your comics? 0110
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A strut that screams "lookitme! i'm the walk guy!" 010
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sigourney Weaver: "That's were they come from. The planet Ali." 010
Reposted by peptostateCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com 924751339
Reposted by peptostateYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR 433766
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Brad Bradford is short for Bradshaw Bradbourne "The Brad" Bradfordshire. 020
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026RFK, getting redder, scanning the room for errant bears: "What the so called 'experts' won't tell you is Grok already looked at the science and told us how to stop plague at the root with sodium bicarbonate....sodium bicarbonate right up the ass." 000
Reposted by peptostaterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373626868
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Love it when executives say they want to find inefficiencies. Buddy, you're an executive, you are the inefficiency. 071
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hmm, maybe it'll help if we also eliminate some corporate taxes, and kill some orcas, and increase the price of food. 071
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember when they confiscated my family's crucifix and replaced it with a married gay couple. 0202
Reposted by peptostateKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026oh yeah? get a load of this! [i step directly onto a large rake that hits me square in the forehead knocking me unconscious flat prone onto the ground] 1941345
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ain't no rule that says a cigarette can't eat hot dogs. 000
Reposted by peptostateMarkwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Roadblocks” is a funny way of saying “Liberal majority government” 410243
Reposted by peptostateTanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unsurprised but not wasting my disappointment on the fact that that yet another C Suite scumbag who ruins lives, destroys businesses; but gets to walk off unscathed. Or, gets to flutter off on a golden parachute to be accurate. What I want to actually say would get me kicked off here immediately. 3516
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, a lib, screaming, crying, and puking: "I'm not an unprincipled coward! I'm pragmatic! I'm the grownup in the room!" 1642
peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You humiliated yourself calling Tom Morello white and yet still you came back with a rewrite of your terrible post. I'm afraid you have a severe case of poster's madness. This is my diagnosis as a doctor. 0160
Reposted by peptostateJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for? 10072476