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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 19h
I always appreciate David Roth and how he slows these things down and dives into the slop of it. He could do this 50 times a day because the man talks so much, and makes so little sense. I don’t WANT to read things like this every day, but it’s useful to see what a pudding brain we have in charge.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How it’s going
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a great point. I’m no history expert, but feels like society as a whole had more patience when times were bad and more ability to recognize progress and good things that were in motion. Now we seem averse to waiting for anything and quick to notice flaws.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Reagan ran for prez in ‘56, huh? And there are 87 counties in OK, and also 77? And can you name “the person who you endorsed”? Or is that too much to ask?
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“AT&T Stadium objected to” him is weird framing imo. Absolves the rich dudes from showing their timidity or their bias
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favorite thing about this poll is that ‘Accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues business opportunities in the Gulf’ came in last. Deeper bench than the ‘92 Dream Team.
Bar chart from Data for Progress titled 'Trump's Handling of the Epstein Files Is Seen as the Most Concerning Corruption-Related Action.' An August 28–31, 2026 survey of 1,167 U.S. likely voters asked which of Trump's second-term actions are most concerning, selecting up to two. Results: declining to fully release the Epstein files, 22%; directing federal law-enforcement investigations against political opponents, 17%; using the presidency to enrich his properties like Mar-a-Lago, 17%; growing his family's cryptocurrency business including Trump meme coins, 15%; family and associates moving between government roles and private ventures, 15%; pardoning allies including Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, 12%; easing regulations in industries where his family has financial interests, 12%; selling early access to his social media posts for up to $100,000 a month, 11%; accepting millions in White House ballroom donations from companies with business before the government, 11%; accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues Gulf business, 9%, last among the listed actions. 'None of these are concerning to me' drew 18% and 'Don't know'
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Local Taco Bell manager in response to lettuce diarrhea concerns: “We serve the greatest Tomahawk steaks around, and people are gonna start to see it.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, they’ll have to Zoom their GOP convention speeches
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“NIOOCA” rolls off the tongue like Trump trying to say “night of horror” or something
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are there not roller cart bags for the printer? I mean, she is probably staying fit lugging it around, but geez
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unclear why these dudes are “our” envoys anyway, but not going to Ukraine because you’re scared seems kind of disqualifying for the envoy position.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“It’s like Kalshi for debtors. You win, you get some debt paid off. You lose, you die.”
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
See also: presswatchers.org/2026/07/the-...
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The world’s most vocal racist will be the Republican Party’s biggest donor again. But don’t mention it. | Press Watch
Our top news organizations are covering up Elon Musk’s white supremacist propaganda
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Kennedy wants to eliminate measles deaths [from the record]
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Hypatia L.A. Seneschale @femiyahtzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A description so perfect that I knew instantly for whom Kevin was waxing poisonously.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are states really cutting Dolly Parton’s reading program?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meta shares tumble on news that the company has agreed to scale back its harming of children.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“I don’t anticipate any long-term damage,” as I house my 7th and 8th Oreos of the night.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the natural evolution of Zuckerberg’s first project, harassing college girls by putting their faces next to each other and having the campus rate who was hotter.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A problem they have is there's a real dearth of stories for the right-wing influencer class to talk about right now that unify their audiences because Trump's presidency has been a total disaster. This is also what feeds the WNBA obsession, etc. What are they going to talk about, the Iran war?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Losing war ✅ Bunker ✅ Eva Braun ✅
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026
[seinfeld voice] what is the deal with natalie harp youtu.be/XqpTkbNRAjY
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So what's the deal with Trump's aide, Natalie Harp?
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to floatmog.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a busy street with blurred pedestrians below. Bold text at the top says, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" At the bottom, there is text that reads, "Learn to Float," along with an image of a book titled "Learn to Float.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump totally obliterated Iran but he’s switching planes by hiding in a catering cart on international flights and playing golf in NJ next to surface-to-air missile launchers.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Beside the point but the JD Vance eyes (and sartorial choices/shave) are creeping me out.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What a coincidence! Many tens of millions of us ALSO didn’t vote for this. But we voted for a different person.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The reason why Trump and his cabinet officials are so crazed about hunting down leakers is simply because they don’t want the American people to know what they are doing because they are insanely corrupt & incompetent. The lengths they go to cover everything up also proves that.
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Peck! Willow's Mad Martigan in a cage
ALT: Peck! Willow's Mad Martigan in a cage
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I read this as a knock on Graham/Trump until I remembered who Tim Scott is 🥴
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That’s not how shutting up liars works
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026
You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'd probably head out west to try and figure out what happened to Colorado and New Mexico, and whatever is going on with the Dakotas, or why Iowa and Arkansas switched places, or where the second Rhode Island came from or
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Regilded Age
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
(At the ignorance, not the bombing)
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Jonah Jameson Laughing Ha Ha Ha
ALT: Jonah Jameson Laughing Ha Ha Ha
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pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He sort of knows it’s wrong? That’s why he repeats it 3x and then says “does that sound good to you guys?” 🤔
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
grandma: before i came around you had to go to japan to get a maine lobster

kid: ok, grandma, lets get you to bed
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
a network correspondent who pronounces it "or-e-GONE" should be sent back to the minors for awhile
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS
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