pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 19hI always appreciate David Roth and how he slows these things down and dives into the slop of it. He could do this 50 times a day because the man talks so much, and makes so little sense. I don’t WANT to read things like this every day, but it’s useful to see what a pudding brain we have in charge. 020 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026How it’s going 1686639946 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529810620 2
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is a great point. I’m no history expert, but feels like society as a whole had more patience when times were bad and more ability to recognize progress and good things that were in motion. Now we seem averse to waiting for anything and quick to notice flaws. 010 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So Reagan ran for prez in ‘56, huh? And there are 87 counties in OK, and also 77? And can you name “the person who you endorsed”? Or is that too much to ask? 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881220 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129142820 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAnu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda. 562507461 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“AT&T Stadium objected to” him is weird framing imo. Absolves the rich dudes from showing their timidity or their bias 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555442945 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAdam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My favorite thing about this poll is that ‘Accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues business opportunities in the Gulf’ came in last. Deeper bench than the ‘92 Dream Team. 23375117 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Local Taco Bell manager in response to lettuce diarrhea concerns: “We serve the greatest Tomahawk steaks around, and people are gonna start to see it.” 001 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character. 1897252826302 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, they’ll have to Zoom their GOP convention speeches 515735 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“NIOOCA” rolls off the tongue like Trump trying to say “night of horror” or something 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are there not roller cart bags for the printer? I mean, she is probably staying fit lugging it around, but geez 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Unclear why these dudes are “our” envoys anyway, but not going to Ukraine because you’re scared seems kind of disqualifying for the envoy position. 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“It’s like Kalshi for debtors. You win, you get some debt paid off. You lose, you die.” 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026See also: presswatchers.org/2026/07/the-...presswatchers.orgThe world’s most vocal racist will be the Republican Party’s biggest donor again. But don’t mention it. | Press WatchOur top news organizations are covering up Elon Musk’s white supremacist propaganda 523871 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: Kennedy wants to eliminate measles deaths [from the record] 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialHypatia L.A. Seneschale @femiyahtzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A description so perfect that I knew instantly for whom Kevin was waxing poisonously. 11336 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Are states really cutting Dolly Parton’s reading program? 27768259 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Meta shares tumble on news that the company has agreed to scale back its harming of children. 6766123 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank. 15595821152 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts 545033812 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“I don’t anticipate any long-term damage,” as I house my 7th and 8th Oreos of the night. 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the natural evolution of Zuckerberg’s first project, harassing college girls by putting their faces next to each other and having the campus rate who was hotter. 692339694 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A problem they have is there's a real dearth of stories for the right-wing influencer class to talk about right now that unify their audiences because Trump's presidency has been a total disaster. This is also what feeds the WNBA obsession, etc. What are they going to talk about, the Iran war? 141079177 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Losing war ✅ Bunker ✅ Eva Braun ✅ 17856136 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026[seinfeld voice] what is the deal with natalie harp youtu.be/XqpTkbNRAjYyoutu.beSo what's the deal with Trump's aide, Natalie Harp?YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 1303027521 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control 13280191432 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Time to floatmog. 583987625 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Trump totally obliterated Iran but he’s switching planes by hiding in a catering cart on international flights and playing golf in NJ next to surface-to-air missile launchers. 1192591608 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Beside the point but the JD Vance eyes (and sartorial choices/shave) are creeping me out. 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What a coincidence! Many tens of millions of us ALSO didn’t vote for this. But we voted for a different person. 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The reason why Trump and his cabinet officials are so crazed about hunting down leakers is simply because they don’t want the American people to know what they are doing because they are insanely corrupt & incompetent. The lengths they go to cover everything up also proves that. 14758551516 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comPeck! Willow's Mad Martigan in a cageALT: Peck! Willow's Mad Martigan in a cage 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913950731 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I read this as a knock on Graham/Trump until I remembered who Tim Scott is 🥴 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026That’s not how shutting up liars works 34968111 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag. 2662431401 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I'd probably head out west to try and figure out what happened to Colorado and New Mexico, and whatever is going on with the Dakotas, or why Iowa and Arkansas switched places, or where the second Rhode Island came from or 9270260 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Regilded Age 2844490 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 18/06/2026(At the ignorance, not the bombing)static.klipy.comJonah Jameson Laughing Ha Ha HaALT: Jonah Jameson Laughing Ha Ha Ha 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 11/06/2026He sort of knows it’s wrong? That’s why he repeats it 3x and then says “does that sound good to you guys?” 🤔 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026a network correspondent who pronounces it "or-e-GONE" should be sent back to the minors for awhile 151135 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS 171606200 0