pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 22hI always appreciate David Roth and how he slows these things down and dives into the slop of it. He could do this 50 times a day because the man talks so much, and makes so little sense. I don’t WANT to read things like this every day, but it’s useful to see what a pudding brain we have in charge. 020 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Tom Kean: gone for 4 months. Mitch: gone for months with no word. 030 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026How it’s going 1686639946 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529910620 3
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a guy I can confirm—not “hate,” per se, but it is a means to the end for me. It’s like those memes about the US using anything to measure to avoid the metric system: guys will do all kinds of things that serve many functions of deep and meaningful friendships, but most won’t risk the real thing! 050 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is a great point. I’m no history expert, but feels like society as a whole had more patience when times were bad and more ability to recognize progress and good things that were in motion. Now we seem averse to waiting for anything and quick to notice flaws. 010 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So Reagan ran for prez in ‘56, huh? And there are 87 counties in OK, and also 77? And can you name “the person who you endorsed”? Or is that too much to ask? 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881220 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He “seems” to not be fixing the economy.static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton MomentALT: Ryan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton Moment 031 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Love the Michael Jackson one-glove look! 100 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not really much of an “agreement,” amirite? 050 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129142820 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I, too, a normal Democrat, am typically in the Hamptons, Greece, etc. during voting. 010 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAnu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda. 562507461 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wife and I had the same convo last night! I kept waiting for something big or funny to happen, but it was all sort of predictable and slow moving. Enjoyable but not great. 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The beautiful thing about starting with the free part, is you can then move to nutritious. We’ve seen that in CA…it’s not perfect and a lot of processed, but the district does work with a kitchen and they make more fresh food than before. 010 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“AT&T Stadium objected to” him is weird framing imo. Absolves the rich dudes from showing their timidity or their bias 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555442945 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Cattle rancher and [oh] tech CEO” is some very, um, intentional and favorable framing. 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAdam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My favorite thing about this poll is that ‘Accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues business opportunities in the Gulf’ came in last. Deeper bench than the ‘92 Dream Team. 23375117 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Local Taco Bell manager in response to lettuce diarrhea concerns: “We serve the greatest Tomahawk steaks around, and people are gonna start to see it.” 001 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character. 1897252826302 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, they’ll have to Zoom their GOP convention speeches 515735 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don’t worry, they will also bring gas prices down and fix the rampant food contamination problems. But only after November! (They’re on recess till then!) 011 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“NIOOCA” rolls off the tongue like Trump trying to say “night of horror” or something 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are there not roller cart bags for the printer? I mean, she is probably staying fit lugging it around, but geez 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How bout a little something, you know, for the effort? 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Unclear why these dudes are “our” envoys anyway, but not going to Ukraine because you’re scared seems kind of disqualifying for the envoy position. 000 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My man looks like he got a chin and beard extension using skin from his thigh. 070 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“It’s like Kalshi for debtors. You win, you get some debt paid off. You lose, you die.” 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026See also: presswatchers.org/2026/07/the-...presswatchers.orgThe world’s most vocal racist will be the Republican Party’s biggest donor again. But don’t mention it. | Press WatchOur top news organizations are covering up Elon Musk’s white supremacist propaganda 523871 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: Kennedy wants to eliminate measles deaths [from the record] 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialHypatia L.A. Seneschale @femiyahtzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A description so perfect that I knew instantly for whom Kevin was waxing poisonously. 11336 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Are states really cutting Dolly Parton’s reading program? 27768259 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Meta shares tumble on news that the company has agreed to scale back its harming of children. 6766123 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank. 15595821152 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts 545033812 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“I don’t anticipate any long-term damage,” as I house my 7th and 8th Oreos of the night. 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the natural evolution of Zuckerberg’s first project, harassing college girls by putting their faces next to each other and having the campus rate who was hotter. 692339694 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A problem they have is there's a real dearth of stories for the right-wing influencer class to talk about right now that unify their audiences because Trump's presidency has been a total disaster. This is also what feeds the WNBA obsession, etc. What are they going to talk about, the Iran war? 141079177 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Losing war ✅ Bunker ✅ Eva Braun ✅ 17856136 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026[seinfeld voice] what is the deal with natalie harp youtu.be/XqpTkbNRAjYyoutu.beSo what's the deal with Trump's aide, Natalie Harp?YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 1303027521 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control 13280191432 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m not sure he understands the word “deployment” 000 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Time to floatmog. 583987625 0
Reposted by @pearsont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Trump totally obliterated Iran but he’s switching planes by hiding in a catering cart on international flights and playing golf in NJ next to surface-to-air missile launchers. 1192591608 0
pearsont.bsky.social @pearsont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Beside the point but the JD Vance eyes (and sartorial choices/shave) are creeping me out. 000 0