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Pax Asteriae

@paxasteriae.northsky.social
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M/M fantasy romance and erotica author. Also known as Aphna. Midlands, UK. Transmasc non-binary, they/them. No AI. #MMRomance #GayRomance #AmWriting www.paxasteriae.co.uk

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Anjin Anhut / available for freelance @anjinanhut.bsky.social · 7h
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 5h
Smol dog had her very first pupiccino, which she loved so much that while I was carrying around the empty cup looking for the bin, she kept staring me in the hope I'd give it her again, magically full. She genuinely would've demolished a second if I'd bought one for her.
Photo of a small black and brown Miniature Pinscher in a natty beige, blue, brown, and orange sweater with a bright blue collar and a blue and yellow harness. She had her nose in a pupiccino cup, and is slightly blurry due to her eldritch horror nature.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 5h
A lot of squirrels were pursued today. Much nicer to go when it's not half term.
Screenshot of the Honor Health app showing a very wiggly journey around Elvaston Castle Park grounds, mostly in pursuit of squirrels (and some photos). 8.53 miles were travelled (2 of which are off-map at home, going to and coming back from the bus stop) for a total of 4 hours 51 minutes; 19,668 steps.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 6h
Smol dog is asleep next to me and dreaming. I just watched her lip curl and had to gently pat her head and murmur, "it's okay, leave it alone," to get her to stop. 😂 Pretty sure she was dreaming about other dogs getting her squirrels.
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Moti Black 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @motiblackart.bsky.social · 21h
Every AI feature being forced on us seems to offer the options of 'Yes', or 'Not right now' / 'Maybe later'. Seriously, give us 'No', 'Never', 'No Way', and 'Over my Dead Body' as options. Gather genuine intel.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 9h
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#FantasyIndiesSpooktober 7 I prefer to write in close third past, with the exception of anything about Simon who, for reasons I still don't know, much prefers to be written about in first person present. I'll read anything in any POV or tense if it looks interesting though.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#FantasyIndiesSpooktober 6 Antagonist more than villain, but Zaínn is a ljusalfa music journalist who had an nsfw encounter with Blake at a club, then a day or two later was bemused to find news announcing Blake's engagement to a singer. Of course he's gonna look into it, even if it ruins careers.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Smol dog is laying on my knee. She's just shifted her weight and let out the most distressingly human-sounding fart. 😂
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Octember Geoff (a satyr) grins, raises one finger, and opens his mouth to speak. Caeso bolts out the door.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stoker: see, a lot of people think that many writers are gay Barker: get outta town!! Stoker: writers are actually the most het of all professions Stoker: if there's one thing we never think about, it's dudes Barker: how do you feel about cowboys bram Stoker: i Stoker: that's different!
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Alex Larkspur 💛📚🌻 @applesncinnamon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I released a book yesterday! In case you didn’t see it, here it is! It’s a spooky little read, perfect for October!
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great News (Part 1/4) - Gator Days
Great News (Part 1/4) - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Olivia - Opossum - Polly's younger sister
 
Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older sister
 
Sig - Tiger - Polly's classmates
 
Mrs. Strippen - Tiger - Sig's mother
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The Parkland City Square
 
Olivia and Polly are heading home. Polly is holding a jar of "AW, NUTS" brand peanut butter.
 
Olivia: Why can't we get candy?
 
Polly: Because Mom told us to only get peanut butter.
 
Panel 2
 
Olivia suddenly looks away from her sister when something grabs her attention.
 
Olivia: But why- HEY! Isn't that your boyfriend?
 
Polly: I don't have a boyfriend.
 
Panel 3
 
Olivia directs Polly's attention towards Sig who is at the city square with a handful of flyers. His mother is standing behind him with her hands folded.
 
Olivia: He's handing out flyers. Does he see us? HEY! SIG!
 
Polly: Olivia! Don't!
 
Panel 4
 
Sig looks over and is shocked to see Polly.
 
Sig (thinking): OH GOD! Someone from school.
 
Olivia: OH GOOD! He sees us!
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#LitHodgepodge I'm not really very good at these, so... this might be my narrative voice, as filtered through Marcus? 😅 There's some dialogue, but mostly to make the non-dialogue bit make sense.
“And if I said I didn’t want to go?”
Marcus fidgeted in his seat, as much as it would allow.  “Then I couldn’t make you.  I’m not about to throw you over my shoulder and carry you there.  But,” he said, taking a deep breath, “you’d probably get a phone call from Camille later.  I did ask her if you really needed to be there…”
Blake let out a groan, dropping his head to his hands; Marcus wished he couldn’t see just how pale his knuckles turned as he gripped his mop of brown hair.  Just on the edge of hearing, he caught Blake muttering various things about train tickets, travel times and something almost unintelligible, but Marcus assumed to be insults.  Whether they were aimed at Camille or himself he didn’t want to guess.
Eventually he pushed himself upright again, hands falling to ball into fists beside his thighs and a flex to his jaw that hadn’t been there before.  Marcus kept his mouth cautiously shut; Blake had no idea how tempted he’d been to break that awkward silence, but he’d sensed it would go very, very badly if he had.  “At least,” Blake said slowly, “it’s tomorrow and not today.”
It looked like the other man had got the measure of him already.  It was all Marcus could do not to duck his head, and that was mostly because if he moved again, he might vanish entirely down the back of the sofa.  Just a pair of legs sticking out like he’d been thoroughly chewed.
Blake would probably be thrilled.
No, actually: he probably wouldn’t, because then Marcus would be a permanent fixture, even if it was just a pair of shins he had to shove aside every time he sat down.  And there was nothing Blake had made plainer than his wish for all this to be over and done with.
Finally, he managed, “So… you’ll go?”
Blake’s eyes flicked across to him, but the smile Marcus hoped to see curve his pretty lips was depressingly absent.  “It doesn’t look like I have a choice, does it?”
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#LitHodgepodge 7 Voice I always really struggle with quantifying this, because I think I'm kind of a hack lol, but I am ultimately always trying to go for what I have described before as "breezy and uncomplicated". #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WriteSky "HMFH, Chapter 2 Opening"
Who discovered the Pit was a hotly debated subject. The human Kingdom of Aribethia claimed their founding queen discovered it on her crusade to unite the lords. The elves of the forest nation of Valliwyn claimed that a vision from their goddess Vallimere had led them there first. The Assembly of Dwarves said of course they’d been the ones to find it because their ancestors dug the damn thing. The various goblin tribes all agreed that the dwarves had actually dug it, but that they’d found it next and used it as a giant toilet as a joke. 
And so on and so forth.
Whoever had found it, the one universally agreed upon fact was that humans were the first to decide, “Hey, I should climb down there.”
A rush of fortune seekers crawled out of the woodwork of the world after news of the discovery spread. Explorers who believed they would be the first to plumb its depths. Mages who believed they could unravel the mystery of its creation and purpose. Craftsmen who could sell their supplies to both those types of fools. Merchants who could supply materials to those craftsmen. 
Thus the small boomtown of Pit’s Burg was born. 
After several dozen attempts it became apparent that the Pit was truly bottomless with nothing obvious inside it, but by then Pit’s Burg had already gathered up a significant portion of the realm’s runaways and cast-offs. These types had inspired lawmen to come, and then doctors came to treat the survivors of the scuffles, and then lawyers came to sue both sides, and then politicians came to tax the whole lot of them. Within a decade Pit’s Burg had grown into a full-fledged independent city-state only loosely related to the Pit itself.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#LGBTQWriteAThon Marcus would say he doesn't: he's genuinely friendly and interested, so he loves meeting people and talking to them as much as performing. Yet he never reveals any sadder feelings because he doesn't want to worry or inconvenience others, so while he doesn't realise it, he does mask.
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Paisley Rose @paisley-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Prompt: Share an example of you being good at something. Me: What.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
#LGBTQWriteAThon Blake is afraid of losing his flat and having to return home with an accent that no longer sounds like his family's. Marcus is afraid his career will finally flop. He's been a singer since he was 17, he doesn't know anything else.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Octember A stirring rendition by #SatchelCumberland as we both worry about exactly how much styrofoam weighs. The saddest part is that no one was filming the filming of this. 🤣 2/2
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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crazy how depression makes you zone out for a little bit and suddenly 6 months have passed
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh and squirrels were chased. Sadly Matlock squirrels are just as sneaky and slippery as Home squirrels.
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey #BannedBookWeek I feel like I nevertheless talking about it, but my book with @breindigo.bsky.social & @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social The Dog Knight has been banned! Why? For daring to tell a story of heroism, belonging, and talking dogs that stars a non-binary kiddo.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 06/10/2026
While I was struggling with protecting my mom's site from the bot swarm I kept asking everyone who is still in the industry how small sites who don't have a kid with a computer science degree survive and the answer was pretty much "they don't" and that's so grim
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
The funny thing was, when we got to the bus stop this morning, smol dog's friend M and her dad were also catching it to go on holiday. 😂 So smol dog got company on the bus, so she behaved a little better, and it was fun to talk to someone on the way and while we were waiting for the train.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
...Tor path, which had some spectacular views (and reminded me I'm fine with heights *once I'm up there*) back to Matlock Bath. Briefly considered booking a hotel room, only to find none of the hotels were open (allergic to business??), so we caught the train back again. Smol dog is exhausted.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
...had a nice beer (honestly needed it after the cable car), but dogs aren't allowed on either of the cavern tours and there's not much to do otherwise except walk the grounds, which we did. Then I found a footpath and the next thing I knew, we were in Matlock (just beyond). So we walked the High...
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Matlock Bath is a bit weird though. I've never seen so many fish and chip shops, not even in Yorkshire. We went to the Heights of Abraham, where I discovered that I still don't like ascending heights. (The cable cars were a mistake... though smol dog enjoyed it! I didn't...) We trundled around, I...
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took smol dog to the aquarium. It was even smaller than anticipated, more of a fish shop with visitors. 😅 They had a shark though! I held smol dog up to look, and while she wasn't interested... I've never seen fish come and look out the tank at something so avidly before. I think she looked tasty...
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's a bit worried he's getting a little old now (he's 28... 😂) but Blake's an award-winning songwriter so, just maybe... 😁
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope so too! It's not a big fancy one so no sharks or anything, but I realised she's never seen fish before and it's only a short(-ish...) train ride away.
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David Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway. Please enjoy this DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE NARROW BOAT!!!! (You probably can’t see* it, it’s centre frame) (*or at least accurately torpedo it)
A narrow boat in the distinctive abstract black and white WWI “dazzle” camouflage.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#LGBTQWriteAThon Write ~200 words a day. Take smol dog to the aquarium. Actually catch up on sleep~
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#LGBTQWriteAThon “You said this was informal,” Blake said through gritted teeth. That earlier promise of trouble was looming closer by the second. “It is for everyone that isn’t a nominee. Anyway, you look great.” “I look scruffy.” “You look artfully tousled. It’s a very popular style.” (~vibes~)
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
On that note, Camille would go as a vampire too, as an excuse to wear a slinky dress, killer heels, and fangs, and would keep dramatically biting the neck of her poor long-suffering wife (a nurse in her day job, dressed as a patient and towing around an IV stand with a drip full of cherry cocktail).
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#FantasyIndiesSpooktober 5 Marcus would be a vampire, a zombie, or a sexy-somethingorother (e.g. sexy bloodstained nurse in shorts and a low-V top). Blake would go covered in fake blood, and if questioned, would say he was "a songwriter who got murdered by his label owner." (Camille would love it.)
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#FantasyIndiesSpooktober Blake and Marcus both define bravery as being scared, then doing it anyway. The problem is, whenever he thinks about it like that, Blake concludes that he is therefore a coward, gets depressed, and runs off to the nearest bottle of alcohol.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kicked Out - Gator Days
Kicked Out - Gator Days

Ember - Capybara daughter

Carlos - Capybara dad

Panel 1

Setting - The outside the front door of the Caps family's home.

Ember is standing with her hands on her side.

Ember (thinking): MY PARENTS HAVE KICKED ME OUT! SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE!

Panel 2

Ember forms a plan of action.

Ember (thinking in all caps): I'LL LIVE IN THE FOREST AND BEFRIEND THE BEARS AND EAT BERRIES AND LEARN MARTIAL-

Panel 3

Carlos suddenly opens the door and finds his daughter standing outside.

Carlos: EMBER! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were right behind me. Come inside.

Panel 4

Ember is on a chair and sipping on a juice box.

Ember (thinking with the volume turned up to eleven): RATS.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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megasoups.bsky.social @megasoups.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminder #denmark wants to introduce ID/face-verification for pornsites and social media next year. Hope the sheer amount of data leaks are gonna be worth the invasive non-solution and dissolution of privacy rights! #denmark #danmark #savespeech #privacy #chatcontrol
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm, should I rewatch Sell Your Haunted House for a third time? It's certainly the season for it. (He's a conman who sets up fake hauntings and then charges to 'exorcise' them; she's a real exorcist who draws on psychic energy to do her job. He's also a handy walking battery...)
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#LitHodgepodge Blake: Enough money he can just stay in his apartment, write songs, play music, and go for nice long jogs. Marcus: A string of no. 1 hits, some fun commercials, and enough money to send home to his parents so the other ljusalfa are jealous of the couple whose son left the forest.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
B: That's more a barmaid thing, you know? M: I'm not a maid, though? B: *sigh* M: And you can play the music! B: ...I don't perform live, remember? M: Handy that, since they'll be dead. And if they like you, maybe they'll haunt that journalist you don't like. B: ...I'm listening. 2/2
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Octember Marcus: Oh, oh! Can we run a haunted pub? Blake: There's already a few locally. M: You know what I mean. The customers would be ghosts! B: This seems a great way to not get paid. M: Shh. I'm sure they'd figure something out. I wouldn't mind being a barman, I can flash plenty of chest— 1/2
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got out my backpack because I'm taking smol dog to that aquarium tomorrow, and she got so excited thinking we were going somewhere today. 😭 Not yet, little pup!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is walking around and encounters an unexpected persimmon on the floor. As he goes on, he passes a larger pile of the fruit, and then arrives at a persimmon pile that's twice the size of a fox. On the centre of it is Green, serenely basking in the presence of ripe persimmon with his eyes closed.
Blue: It's persimmon season?
Green: It's persimmon season.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gods, my motion sickness gets obnoxious if I haven't played anything in a while.
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Pax Asteriae @paxasteriae.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sky jellyfish! (I took smol dog for a walk during the first chapter. It's not only in-game where I get distracted.)
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