FUCK The Keeper of Magical Things audiobook was just as good now I'm all smiley and stuff
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Friends TV: Chandler Bing's Iconic Dance
Alt: Friends TV: Chandler Bing's Iconic Dance
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![A full page from the TONEDEAF! comic. Page transcription:
(Names referred to in this section are different characters from TONEDEAF!)
[PANEL 1]
6:00 PM
The outside of a line of downtown street buildings, with only the top half or so of the buildings actually visible. The sun sets in a vibrant orange in the background, which fades into a dark purple at the top of the page. A large neon sign juts out between two of the buildings that reads "ANACRUSIS - BAR + LIVE MUSIC" and depicts an acoustic guitar.
RHAPSODY (WAILING): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The wail from Rhapsody starts in a much larger font and trails down the page, behind the neon sign, and into panel 2.
[PANEL 2]
RHAPSODY: ...AAAAAAA I can't DO this anymorrreeeeee.
Rhapsody and Mazurka sit across from each other at a dimly lit bar booth with red leather seats. Mazurka has her arms crossed and is looking down at Rhapsody, who has collapsed onto the table with tears streaming down her face and her arms spread out. In Rhapsody's right hand is a half-drunk margarita.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4uvuybyhhbw65z4ofgmopofy/bafkreihicexddwdshzrhclxhgzbzi7dsmfmb4vhhwpo5jqpgx53pzfq2km)
![An excerpt of a page from TONEDEAF!, my webcomic. These panels reads:
(Names referred to in this section are different characters from TONEDEAF!)
[PANEL 1]
Maz has now walked over to Rhapsody, carrying both plates in one arm. She smacks Rhapsody on the head with the spatula with a pleased look on her face. Rhapsody recoils from the hit, but still has a large smile on her face.
MAZ: I'm joking, you dunce.
RHAPSODY: Agh-! Hey!
[PANEL 2]
Maz hands one of the plates down to Rhapsody with a smile. Rhapsody has her hand on the top of her head and is making a sheepish expression towards Maz as she takes the plate from her.
RHAPSODY: Did you bring the spatula over here just to whap me with it?
MAZ: I dragged your drunk ass here last night and made you breakfast. I think I've earned one gentle whap.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4uvuybyhhbw65z4ofgmopofy/bafkreidieauq57kuhqbdvxjcrarpbb4vjyhmt4glrzd5x4ifvbsbj2cad4)
