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Paul Poulsen 🇨🇦

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Empathetic misanthrope.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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Pat @pat112.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
And now for another Presidential update. #Cdnpoli #Uspoli
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Donny Trump with his two dads
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trump isn’t the problem, he’s a symptom. The system failed when it chose profit over accountability and forced itself on others. He reflects the insatiable beast that was already there preying on us all. Change will require building a new nation before the current one rightfully collapses.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Steve Brooks @stevebrooks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
French perspective
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Spot on.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/02/2026
yaay my doctor says i don't have covid! my cough is due to weed, my muscle fatigue is because I sleep 4 hours a night, and the brain fog is simply becase I am stupid
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you don't live in Alberta, let me explain Alberta politics to you. 1. *long sigh* 2. *incoherent mumbling* 3. *muffled tears* 4. *long sigh* Thank you for listening.
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I stand with Mexico. This is courage. This is compassion. This!!
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Rachael the Spicy Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
this Epstein stuff is just confirming to me that I was never too mean to rich people, in fact there's no such thing.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Standing up for what’s right.👇
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Paul Poulsen 🇨🇦 @paulpoulsen.ca · 05/02/2026
I keep a dream journal beside my bed. Today I woke up to a note from last night that read: Business idea - 60 farts in 50 bottles
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You’ll notice that not one single reporter stood up for/defended CNN’s Kaitlan Collins as she was being verbally attacked by the orange felon in the bulldozed White House. They can’t even stand up for one of their own so there’s no hope of them ever standing up for democracy.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/02/2026
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Jon Thompson @jonthompson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Years to build Canadian Pacific Railway: 13 Years to build White Otter Castle: 16 Years to build Great Pyramid of Giza: 20 Years to build St. Patrick's Cathedral: 21 Years to build Taj Mahal: 22 As of Feb.1, years to build a potable water plant in Neskantaga First Nation: 31 and counting…
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Rpg Kylie. @shadowkylie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
To everyone who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library tomorrow..
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners. Decide. Who are you?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Albertan separatists are even funnier when you realize they are complaining that Canada is too difficult to live in. Canada is too difficult. Canada. If you can’t make it in Canada, I’ve got bad news for you, the US isn’t for you either.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 27/01/2026
Sure, January sucks, but at least everyone has stopped playing Christmas music.
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Clay Jones @claytoonz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
People who live in glass Rittenhouses shouldn't throw stones. #DHS #Ice #BorderPatrol #AlexPretti
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 21/01/2026
Reminder to Canadians: Don’t book connecting flights through US airports
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Paul Poulsen 🇨🇦 @paulpoulsen.ca · 18/01/2026
"Some argue that U.S. demand could be offset by exports to Asia or Europe, but China’s EV transition has already passed its tipping point, while Europe reached roughly 25 per cent EV market share in 2025. The markets Alberta would need to rely on are precisely those moving fastest away from oil."
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Opinion: Alberta’s oil economy has 10 years before electric takes over. It’s time to invest in the future.
Alberta’s oil economy has 10 years before electric takes over. It’s time to invest in the future.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A very long and important THREAD - The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974. And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself. Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
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Marc Heberden 🇺🇸🇪🇺🇺🇦🌊 @mheb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
In a nutshell.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 03/12/2025
Canada once again proving to be the Starscream of the American Empire.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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