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Paul Olson

@paulolson.bsky.social
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TTRPGs, Ballard FC Director of Analytics, Books. #COYS 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#COYS
Depressed Tottenham fan laying depressingly on the couch wearing a Tottenham kit and Tottenham socks
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really loved this post. An adventure emerging from a d8 table of NPCs is an incredible idea and one I’m going to be spinning on
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are people talking about how Vuskovic has more Premier League goals than Tottenham right now? Feels important #COYS
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@modiphius.bsky.social had an issue with an incorrect address on a book I just bought. Sent an email to support, but haven't heard back and want to make sure it doesn't send with the wrong address. Any help here? Can't wait to get my books!
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Alan Fisher @spursblogger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good to be back at the Lane. It was all going so well. Until we kicked off. It will take time - this is a seismic shift in the way Spurs are run, a decisive break with the past. tottenhamonmymind.com/2026/08/31/s...
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Spurs: It Takes Time
Like pulling on a woolly jumper as the shadows lengthen at the end of summer, it’s a shame the seasons change but there’s comfort to be found. It feel easy to slip back into the familia…
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A picture from whereidlive.com with every state labeled as “Absolutely” in blue, except Ohio which is red for “Never” because Ohio sucks
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Spooky23 @dearmrlevy.com · 27/08/2026
You should have relegated us
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A quick trophy update as we head into the weekend… #UpTheBridges
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Millionaire Tax Refugee" #DOOMLOOP #seattle #WA
Tycoon: Now that I've decided to be a Millionaire Tax Refugee, where should I move?
Accountant: Well, sir, in terms of lower tax burden you've got Florida, Tennessee, and South Dakota
Tycoon: Ha, no thanks! What else you got?
Accountant: That's pretty much it.
Tycoon: But those states totally suck! And I already told everyone I'd move!
Accountant: Maybe just lay low in your San Juan Island house for a few weeks?
Tycoon: Good call
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why does real life exist? Why do I have to go to work? Why can’t it just be @goplaynw.bsky.social all the time? What a magical con. So many great games with awesome people! Already cant wait for next year
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🎵 Dahlien, Dahlien, Dahlien, Blue and Gold! Dahliennnnnnnnn, Blue and Gold!!!!!!! 🎵
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Amy Sundberg @amysundberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
WOW. New announcement from Seattle CMs Strauss, Hollingsworth, and Foster saying they will fund universal school meals starting in the fall after all by using the general fund. Hard to see this as anything but a realization of the high political price they paid for their votes yesterday.
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Ballard FC @goballardfc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
⭐️ NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ⭐️ The ONLY organization to win both the USL League Two and USL W League National Titles! #UpTheBridges
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My Jimothy Raccoon fan art. What a guy.
Illustration of a raccoon with a shortened spine walking across a brick wall. Tree branches spell out Jimothy
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19/07/2026
the jibonacci sequence
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Driving around Ballard yelling “COME ON SALMON BAY!!!!!” At everyone I see wearing the kit. Absolute scenes
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A NEW Interbay Stadium Attendance Record‼️ For the first time in stadium history, over 2,000 fans are packed into Interbay! #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
16 year old Kaya Singh, youngest player on the roster, scored the game winning penalty for Salmon Bay
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And look at that star ⭐️ ‼️ #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET INNN!!!!!!!
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Hannah Sabio-Howell @hannahsabiohowell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Incredibly honored to earn the endorsement of @theurbanist.org!!! The brilliant reporters, advocates, & volunteers at The Urbanist have left an indelible mark on our city, successfully championing housing, transit, & sustainable land use for years. I’m so proud to have their trust & support.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We are inclined to support The Urbanist, but unfortunately they did not submit a questionnaire for our consideration and we will have to go with No Endorsement on this one
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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 12/07/2026
*chef's kiss* by the Reign's Sam Meza
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The new place has new appliances that the landlord bought and it’s driving me up the wall…. Just wash the fucking clothes or dishes. I don’t need your AI to tell me you don’t need to dry them anymore, they’re still damp! I’m losing my mind. What do you mean I need to install a diagnostics app 😭😭😭
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
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EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just took action with @theactionnetwork.bsky.social: Support striking workers at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square. Take action here: actionnetwork.org/forms/suppor...
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Support striking workers at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square
Hotel workers are on strike at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square in downtown Seattle! Over 100 hospitality workers represented by UNITE HERE Local 8 are fighting for fair raises, protections form ICE, yea...
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WON. NOT DONE. We’re onto the National Semifinals! #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sunday’s SCENES 😍 What a day at Interbay as we clinched a playoff spot and won our first division title 🏆 📰 Match Recap at tinyurl.com/4emw8wmj #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Are they gonna do a hydration break between the 2nd and 3rd pens or 3rd and 4th? #GERPAR
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hydration break apparently huge for Japan there. Came flying out the blocks #BRAJPN
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Have had multiple non-football friends texting me and saying they’ve fallen in love with the sport and wanting to know more. Nature is healing
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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that
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DR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World Cup
Michel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Islands of Abandonment by @calflyn.bsky.social absolutely rocks. 10/10 would recommend. An endless stream of inspiration and ideas coming from reporting on places left behind by humans over the years.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Turkish manager watching his job flash before his eyes as this stretcher comes out
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 18/06/2026
You think I don’t also want to abolish cars
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Laying out my kits to air dry while doing laundry and realized how insane I’ve been wearing them all the time recently
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve never heard of this guy before today so of course he’s already playing for Brighton
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Only one way to watch the World Cup… Telemundo on a J.C Penney Solid State
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 13/06/2026
“a small minority called ‘police’” will be echoing in my head for a while
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13/06/2026
The story so far
A grid of twelve substandard drawings of various stars and moments of the World Cup so far. There will be many, many more. #worldcup
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Getting way too heated about the hydration break commercials.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/05/2026
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Ryan Lynch @outridercreative.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My partner worked 20 hours in the NICU and on her way home dealt with someone ODing in a KFC parking lot, and I’m over here saying things like “well it’s not technically a storytelling game, but when you follow the stated principles a story EMERGES”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
[cryptically to my coworkers]: I’ve got a hard stop at 2pm today.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Warpsol @warpsol.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Morning! Cup of coffee?
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