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Paul Olson

@paulolson.bsky.social
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TTRPGs, Ballard FC Director of Analytics, Books. #COYS 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 3h
Making stupid art
Collage art. At the top it says healing underneath there are mountains. There’s a house a road going around a llama and a cartoon bluebird. There’s a cut out with a ribbon, but it is closed.Collage art. At the top it says healing underneath there are mountains. There’s a house a road going around a llama and a cartoon bluebird. There’s a cut out with a ribbon it is open, and it says find your future in residential construction
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@catabush.com do you have a long read on why Sam Meza is the best player in the NWSL rn but people are sleeping on her just cause the Reign aren’t doing great
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For sure. I was arguing against "never" not for "onus" or anything about "disservice" though. Like D&D maybe should have language in it about for the good of the hobby, but agree with the main point and your follow up for most games.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I'm allowed a nuanced take to your take, I would imagine for a lot of people the first time reading that is probably really empowering, even if it immediately becomes obvious and something you'd rather not read in books from then on out
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#COYS
Depressed Tottenham fan laying depressingly on the couch wearing a Tottenham kit and Tottenham socks
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really loved this post. An adventure emerging from a d8 table of NPCs is an incredible idea and one I’m going to be spinning on
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kane -> Son -> Johnson -> Richarlison We do seem to hate keeping our top goalscorers around… bonus points if your name ends in Son
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are people talking about how Vuskovic has more Premier League goals than Tottenham right now? Feels important #COYS
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Based in the US if that helps!
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@modiphius.bsky.social had an issue with an incorrect address on a book I just bought. Sent an email to support, but haven't heard back and want to make sure it doesn't send with the wrong address. Any help here? Can't wait to get my books!
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Alan Fisher @spursblogger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good to be back at the Lane. It was all going so well. Until we kicked off. It will take time - this is a seismic shift in the way Spurs are run, a decisive break with the past. tottenhamonmymind.com/2026/08/31/s...
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Spurs: It Takes Time
Like pulling on a woolly jumper as the shadows lengthen at the end of summer, it’s a shame the seasons change but there’s comfort to be found. It feel easy to slip back into the familia…
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Totally agree. I tried to get by finding the similarities in English. My favorite German phrase was “Hallo Kuh, komm her!” Since it just sounds like English with an accent. Unfortunately it’s only a helpful phrase if you’re in a field trying to pet a cow, so not super useful
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A picture from whereidlive.com with every state labeled as “Absolutely” in blue, except Ohio which is red for “Never” because Ohio sucks
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Spooky23 @dearmrlevy.com · 27/08/2026
You should have relegated us
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Already running Liminal Horror for strangers for free. Wouldn't mind some merch for doing it either! 😅
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A quick trophy update as we head into the weekend… #UpTheBridges
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Millionaire Tax Refugee" #DOOMLOOP #seattle #WA
Tycoon: Now that I've decided to be a Millionaire Tax Refugee, where should I move?
Accountant: Well, sir, in terms of lower tax burden you've got Florida, Tennessee, and South Dakota
Tycoon: Ha, no thanks! What else you got?
Accountant: That's pretty much it.
Tycoon: But those states totally suck! And I already told everyone I'd move!
Accountant: Maybe just lay low in your San Juan Island house for a few weeks?
Tycoon: Good call
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why does real life exist? Why do I have to go to work? Why can’t it just be @goplaynw.bsky.social all the time? What a magical con. So many great games with awesome people! Already cant wait for next year
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🎵 Dahlien, Dahlien, Dahlien, Blue and Gold! Dahliennnnnnnnn, Blue and Gold!!!!!!! 🎵
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Amy Sundberg @amysundberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
WOW. New announcement from Seattle CMs Strauss, Hollingsworth, and Foster saying they will fund universal school meals starting in the fall after all by using the general fund. Hard to see this as anything but a realization of the high political price they paid for their votes yesterday.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Incredible timing! I just wrapped my group’s Deathmatch Island campaign on Friday and now immediately have another game to play
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Ballard FC @goballardfc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
⭐️ NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ⭐️ The ONLY organization to win both the USL League Two and USL W League National Titles! #UpTheBridges
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My Jimothy Raccoon fan art. What a guy.
Illustration of a raccoon with a shortened spine walking across a brick wall. Tree branches spell out Jimothy
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19/07/2026
the jibonacci sequence
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Driving around Ballard yelling “COME ON SALMON BAY!!!!!” At everyone I see wearing the kit. Absolute scenes
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A NEW Interbay Stadium Attendance Record‼️ For the first time in stadium history, over 2,000 fans are packed into Interbay! #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was insane live. I couldn’t handle it
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
16 year old Kaya Singh, youngest player on the roster, scored the game winning penalty for Salmon Bay
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And look at that star ⭐️ ‼️ #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET INNN!!!!!!!
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Hannah Sabio-Howell @hannahsabiohowell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Incredibly honored to earn the endorsement of @theurbanist.org!!! The brilliant reporters, advocates, & volunteers at The Urbanist have left an indelible mark on our city, successfully championing housing, transit, & sustainable land use for years. I’m so proud to have their trust & support.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We are inclined to support The Urbanist, but unfortunately they did not submit a questionnaire for our consideration and we will have to go with No Endorsement on this one
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Currently healing myself with some old tech
A JC Penney Solid State from 1977 hooked up to a little security camera guy. On the TV is your boy taking a selfie with an iPhone.
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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 12/07/2026
*chef's kiss* by the Reign's Sam Meza
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m sure there’s some really sweet functionality I can unlock if I just start using the Bluetooth feature on the microwave, but please just give me the old shitty version instead I’m so tired
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The new place has new appliances that the landlord bought and it’s driving me up the wall…. Just wash the fucking clothes or dishes. I don’t need your AI to tell me you don’t need to dry them anymore, they’re still damp! I’m losing my mind. What do you mean I need to install a diagnostics app 😭😭😭
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hahaha I was definitely just talking to them not you! But I play CB and am bad at taking pens so you’d be more than welcome to join the club if you wanted 🤣
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s insane to me how many CBs are taking pens this World Cup. How are they tied for most pens!? And you’re all mostly bad at it
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
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EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just took action with @theactionnetwork.bsky.social: Support striking workers at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square. Take action here: actionnetwork.org/forms/suppor...
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Support striking workers at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square
Hotel workers are on strike at Embassy Suites Pioneer Square in downtown Seattle! Over 100 hospitality workers represented by UNITE HERE Local 8 are fighting for fair raises, protections form ICE, yea...
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WON. NOT DONE. We’re onto the National Semifinals! #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sunday’s SCENES 😍 What a day at Interbay as we clinched a playoff spot and won our first division title 🏆 📰 Match Recap at tinyurl.com/4emw8wmj #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Are they gonna do a hydration break between the 2nd and 3rd pens or 3rd and 4th? #GERPAR
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hydration break apparently huge for Japan there. Came flying out the blocks #BRAJPN
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Have had multiple non-football friends texting me and saying they’ve fallen in love with the sport and wanting to know more. Nature is healing
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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that
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DR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World Cup
Michel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied.
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Paul Olson @paulolson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Islands of Abandonment by @calflyn.bsky.social absolutely rocks. 10/10 would recommend. An endless stream of inspiration and ideas coming from reporting on places left behind by humans over the years.
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