Reposted by Paul MerrillPatrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026American men haven't blown it this bad since the last election 515033
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well at least I don’t have to feel conflicted about rooting for Team USA anymore. 010
Reposted by Paul MerrillBrandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool. 123133052996
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026When I was 15, me and my friends had no idea who those guys were. This was our bible. 110
Reposted by Paul MerrillThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake theonion.com/babe-you-shrunk-says-p… 101453135
Reposted by Paul MerrillSaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.” — Carl Sagan 418660
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My ancestors may have come from Norway, but I just can’t root for a team composed entirely of the bad guys from Die Hard. #worldcupstatic.klipy.comHaaland Haaland AuraALT: Haaland Haaland Aura 110
Reposted by Paul MerrillT. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Perfect ("satirical") summary of the AI bubble. The whole thing is gold: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-... 6830280
Reposted by Paul MerrillThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Welp, guess that settles it 🙃 35037811308
Reposted by Paul MerrillCharles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/06/2026Perfect photo, no notes. 23339741122
Reposted by Paul Merrillderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382437416
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We are living in a simulation, but it was written by William Shakespeare. 073
Reposted by Paul MerrillCraig Brown @craigbrownkc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It’s 11:15 on a Friday night and I’m streaming a live feed of C-SPAN on YouTube because I want to see this fascist suffer. If there was a channel that served up this kind of humiliation 24/7 I’d never turn it off. 930551
Reposted by Paul MerrillMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building 199121892454
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you’re looking to cast a “Jack Oakie” type, I’m your guy. 000
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Happy Wings over the Kingdome day to those who celebrate (me). youtu.be/koYYUzB5yj4?...youtu.bePaul McCartney & Wings - Live in Seattle 1976 Pro Shot FootageYouTube video by Macca Live Archives 041
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I lived in San Diego briefly as a wee lad and my only memory of the place is when a rattlesnake foolishly bit my dad’s boot and he swiftly cut its head off with a shovel. He proudly showed off the boot with the snake head still attached to awed neighbors. Anyway, that’s how the family legend goes. 110
Reposted by Paul MerrillChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/06/2026In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game. You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there. 792236526229
Reposted by Paul Merrilleli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky 24931115
Reposted by Paul MerrillMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before. 12590991121
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Here’s our Scarecrow Saturday Double Feature this week—two we’ve never seen before! #scarecrowsaturday #scarecrowvideo @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social 110
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026So weird to be watching the NBA Finals and not wanting either of the teams to burn in hell. 🤷🏼♂️ 000
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The Egyptian is back, baby (at least for tonight?) 000
Reposted by Paul MerrillMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 28/05/202699.99% of pro-AI people complaining amounts to, “I want the same level of praise for typing the prompt, ‘what if the Hulk fought Darth Vader’ as a person who wrote and directed a full original movie gets” 330538
Reposted by Paul MerrillEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/05/2026We are going to win! This stuff can and will be brought to a halt. None of it is inevitable. Anthropic cannot afford to slow down. It has to grow to at least $100bn a year in revenue or it doesn’t have a hope in hell of paying its compute bills. Same for clammy little Altman. 262720597
Reposted by Paul MerrillThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Zohran in office less than a year and the Knicks already in the finals for the first time since 1999 — but sure keep telling us Democratic Socialism can’t work🤷🏻 663568469
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 23/05/2026When I use any faucet outside of my 120-year-old house. 000
Reposted by Paul MerrillJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Knicks-Cavs game 1 win probability chart looking like Ubisoft’s stock 1655560
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Am I a Spurs fan now? A Wemby fan? A fan of France? Look what hate has done to me. What have I become?static.klipy.comMan in Despair: Angry & FrustratedALT: Man in Despair: Angry & Frustrated 100
Reposted by Paul MerrillMark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 17/05/2026tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon 201441339
Reposted by Paul Merrillbeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Social Media in 2035 8495412247
Reposted by Paul MerrillNintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Pre-order now:nintendo.comStar Fox™ for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official SiteBuy Star Fox™ and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store. 013313
Reposted by Paul MerrillOlivia When @oliviawhen.com · 02/05/2026Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨ 81175395575
Reposted by Paul MerrillTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165117380
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I’m no math whiz but it appears the Knicks are on pace to win by 100? 000
Reposted by Paul MerrillJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026those hoping to watch celtics-sixers can do so by visiting a participating bank of america atm machine. the resolution is pretty bad and it sucks that you have to stand there the whole time but it is a game 6 861934
Reposted by Paul MerrillThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area 697126963
Paul Merrill @paulmerrill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Chud Wes Anderson has arrived with your Door Dash order 010
Reposted by Paul MerrillCameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Look I think we might be overreacting the Ty Simpson pick a bit 0121