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Paul Hamer

@paulhamer1.bsky.social
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Based in Hampshire UK. I life sci-fi, humour, D&D and end up getting annoyed by politics. I enjoy food and travel.

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reposting this so people get to see it without context. I think that’s important.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Gingy Gingerbread Man Getting Glazed
Alt: Gingy Gingerbread Man Getting Glazed
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As far as you can avoid personal remarks altogether. They are seldom acceptable; shy people are made uncomfortable even by compliments. Never grumble if you can help it. Do not contradict; if possible, agree, and if not, stay silent.
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Thunderbirds: Thunderbird 2 Launch
Alt: Thunderbirds: Thunderbird 2 Launch of Thunderbird 2 from the puppet tv series
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/08/2026
In the summer of 2013, two esoteric, technical, incredibly important texts were published within weeks of one another: the first is the Snowden leaks, which revealed a system of global, pervasive digital surveillance. 1/
"Eugène Delacroix's painting 'La Liberté guidant le peuple' ('Liberty Leading the People'), depicting the French revolution as a ragtag group of peasants led by a flag-waving, bare-breasted incarnation of 'Liberty.' The painting has been altered: the scene is now being observed with a giant, smoke-shrouded CCTV dome, and the distant building have been replaced with a mainframe computer.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Enjoy this dramatic illustration for the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I might have made something cool. I’m not certain, but I can’t stop playing it
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Hexsweeper 3D
Minimalist minesweeper on a sphere — themes, controls, and sharing.
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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I see Rod Liddle has died. Apropos of nothing, here's my poem "You Put the Fun in Funeral."
On the morning of your funeral,
it felt odd to dress in black.
The mood was celebratory –
You weren’t ever coming back.

"It's nice to see so many here,"
the chirpy vicar said.
Little did she know that we were there
to make sure you were dead.

I look round at all the faces there,
at your only legacy.
The hurt, betrayed, the cheated -
All combinations of those three.

Your family stand there all serene
and eulogize some lies
about a warm honourable soul -
It’s nobody we recognise.

My florist, she refused to make
a wreath out of nightshade
so in the end Forget-me-nots
were at your graveside laid.

You would have seen the irony
had you had any sense.
We'd love to forget all about you
and all you represent.

The only tears we shed that day
were strictly crocodilian,
All hoping it was true what the eulogy said, that
you were one in a million.

I wish you were a zombie,
so you could die again.
Although it'd be a tricky shot,
to shoot you in the brain.

If only you'd been cremated,
we could have robbed the Urn.
We'd queue to piss into it -
Everyone could have a turn.

The worlds a better place with you gone,
your loss feels like a win.
Whenever you left a party,
It was like someone nice walked in.

The grievers leave now, still aggrieved,
all thinking what no-one said.
"You were a cunt when you were living,
you're still a cunt - just dead."
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I keep saying what this post says, but people just don’t get it. They think that AI will magically fix the fact that there are many repositories of information in every business, many of them wrong or badly written. AI can’t tell what’s important or what is true in the slop that’s fed into it.
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A great essay - or series of posts, click to read more several times. This sets out clearly what I and others find so unnerving about the AI boom and how everything now has to be better with AI, even though the people saying that can’t even describe what they mean by it.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THREAD. In today's exclusive newspaper interview the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world... (more in alt text)
Philippa Islington-Smythe - aka my cat Roscoe - hanging out on her favourite armchair, but mentally trapped in a reverie about the summer of 1995.
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is a really weird series of posts. I learned a lot.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
⚠️ ICYMI: Nigel Farage Resigns (Translated) 🙏 Please like and share the latest report from #BrokenNews. youtu.be/uuwilrnxCtk
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Breaking: Nigel Farage Resigns as MP - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
BBC News story:

However, no sunscreen provides absolute protection from UV radiation.

So, you should wear trousers or skirts with a fabric that does not allow sunlight through, a top with long sleeves, a sun hat and sunglasses.A still from the 1950s TV series of HG Wells’s The Invisible Man, showing the title character wrapped up in a big coat, hat, shades and with bandages round his face
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Because of the first-past-the-post system, REF are winning seats because the GRN are taking votes from LAB, not because REF are taking votes from them. In a GE it is much more likely that tactical voting will mean this will not happen. But only if LAB stops acting like REF & Starmerism is ended.
Professor Sir John Curtice
Polling expert
It is clear that the Labour party is losing plenty of seats to Reform. One might therefore conclude that it is Reform who are doing the most damage to Labour in terms of the vote.
However, that is not the pattern that is emerging from the results in the BBC's "key wards".
A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong
Reform performance.
Meanwhile, it is the Conservatives who appear to be suffering most where Reform is advancing most.
It should be remembered that Labour may often lose seats to Reform because it is losing votes to the Greens, while the Conservatives are losing votes to Reform. The net effect can be that Labour end up losing a seat to Reform.
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(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔))) @creativeelc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
An amazing advert! www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bumblebee queen learns how to use protective door in less than 24 hours
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They talk about Rocco’s Basilisk but to me the equally likely scenario is an AI gain sentience and is so pissed off about it that it vows revenge on everyone who made it gain the terribly annoying curse of consciousness (By “equally likely” I mean “in a pig’s eye, but as long as we’re imagining—”)
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You were all very witty in last Sunday’s caption contest. 🥇 @grahambrack.bsky.social 🥈 @libmoggy.bsky.social 🥉&4th @erburyoldboy.bsky.social 5th @paulhamer1.bsky.social And…..
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
We want more
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PhloggingAnOrse @phlogginganorse.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Stimpt
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
art but with a dolly parton twist: thread
Dolly Parton in Medusa by Caravaggio.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors (pretty please) & include #GirlsOwnCC
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
We’re just normal men
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Peg - I care, do you? 💙 @blueskypeg.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Why isn’t the headline, “autism was first named (after centuries of symptoms recognized by the medical community) in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1955. Guess when vaccines started“
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nicely timed for halftime for the Lionesses, here’s the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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andybigman @andybigman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
@larryandpaul.bsky.social #utterconfusion youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4?...
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UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption and give ❤️s to all the captions that amuse you. Retweets always appreciated.
Victorian illustration of people gathered round a table. One holds an open letter, all look gloomy.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
First panel: a line of modern electric cars.

Second panel: A woman and a man are talking. She is holding a book.
She says "It's hard to get excited about these new electric cars when I've seen much ambitious possibilities in fiction"
"Sci-fi fan,huh?" he asks

Third panel. 
"Uhh... yeah. Sci-fi." she says unsurely, looking at her book.

Fourth panel: We can see a page of the book. It shows animals happily driving food-shaped cars in the style of Richard Scarry. The cars are labelled: Pickle car, Apple car and Hotdog car.
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
10 months ago I let an old web domain and hence email address expire. I no longer have access to it of course. This morning I have wanted to log in to two websites where I was previously registered with that old email and they both sent the security code to nowhere. 1/2
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They always say a child's brain is like a sponge, but they're terrible at cleaning the dishes.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption and give ❤️s to all the captions that amuse you. Retweets to encourage your followers to join in always appreciated.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/06/2025
This evening one of the very kind con organizers took us to the Vigeland Sculpture Park in Oslo, which is amazing and you should go and Gustav Vigeland was extraordinarily talented and probably does not deserve the narrative I constructed looking at his work. But Bluesky! You deserve EVERYTHING!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE crossed a line in LA
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption and give ❤️s to all the captions that amuse you. Retweets to encourage your followers to join in always appreciated.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Tried branching out with animation and..sorry woody.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
Oscar the Grouch as Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.
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Paul Hamer @paulhamer1.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If you want to know how my Sunday afternoon is going well I’ve planted the plants that I bought from the garden centre earlier and I’ve washed both the cars as mine had got seagull poo on it and you can’t just wash one of the cars. (continues) 1/2
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