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Paul Coleman

@paulcoleman.bsky.social
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Writer of The Power of Parker, Peter Kay's Car Share, Pop Factor. Winner of BAFTA, loser of International Emmy.

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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only reason I watch #strictly movie weeks is in the hope that eventually someone will do Kes.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I want to let alone… unless it’s to shift ball-bearings”.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These groups need to be proscribed immediately. They are a threat to public order and the rule of law.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And what’s wrong with a Colin the Caterpillar cake? Good enough for the rest of us.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine trying to convince people you are fighting the establishment when two billionaires have given you £72 million.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So pleased to see our elections are for sale to the highest bidder.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brilliant thread. A must read.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Anakin and Padme meme but it's Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes and she doesn't want anything from the chippy but she does want some of his chips.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These ‘British Patriots’ are now targeting RNLI volunteers and demanding new houses for the mum of their leader. And still the find time to prove black clothing isn’t slimming.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 09/09/2026
I'm sorry but: a journalist knocked on my mum's door, so now she can "never, ever" go back to it? I thought it was millennials / gen z who were supposed to be the snowflakes? Or the libs that get triggered?
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Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
South Park creators rename show 'South America' in apparent dig at Trump
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South Park creators rename show 'South America' in apparent dig at Trump
Since beginning his second term, the US president has said he wanted to use the word 'America' to rename a lake, a gulf and even a US state.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone have the Cameo video that shows him saying “up the RA” for eighty quid?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clacton by election’s to be changed to bi elections, as for the foreseeable future they will be bi weekly.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On one hand Farage looks like the most corrupt anti democratic politician of modern times, but on the other hand he wears union jack socks. So I’m torn.
Nigel Farage outside a polling station posing like a reject from Kay’s Catalogue, showing off his Union Jack socks purchased from performativesocks.co.uk
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This seems really out of character for a man who is being investigated for doing other shady shit.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
channel4news.substack.com
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"champions of free speech" latest
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ntroduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Ray Charles Prince Stevie Wonder Björk Al Green Fleetwood Mac Hall & Oates Maxwell De La Soul Whigfield
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Drake News from the Drake News Media.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
With Trump changing Lake Ontario to 'Lake America', Canada should twin Epstein Island with Mar A Lago.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love this. One of your top ten posts @stevedoherty.bsky.social
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Starting a rumour on my local Facebook group that the flat above the vape shop, that’s just sold, is going to be Harry and Megan’s new gaff.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My digging online has found that approximately 18% of working-age people (about 9,627 residents) in the Clacton constituency receive a Personal Independence Payment (PIP). This is one of the highest proportions of PIP claimants of any parliamentary constituency in the UK.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The right's attempts to turn empathy into a negative have to be fought hard.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They should add this to the “what has the BBC ever done for you” ads.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve now had the alert twice. I’ve never been more alert.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I see the left are desperately trying to blame climate change for another rail derailment, when we all know it’s drag queen story hours fault.
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ben @benrs.uk · 14/08/2026
morning
Sky News
10:43
Sky News
They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal...
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hearing that Farage was listening to the band The Police singing Don’t Stand So Close To Me, when doing his early morning chair aerobics session. He over exerted himself, got a little light headed and took Sting’s lyrics as a literal message not to attend the Clacton results.
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Izzy Mant 🔹 @izzymant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gonna start using 'Clacton police say there's a credible threat against me' whenever I don't want to go to something
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here star and Cameo performer will not attend Clacton count for fear of being embarrassed.
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You may disagree with Nigel Farage, but we haven't seen political statesmanship of such gravitas since Harold Macmillan challenged Muffin the Mule to a wanking competition
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Farage will no doubt win today’s by-election and he will claim he’s beat the establishment* and then the establishment** will reopen the investigation and that he hoped to swerve. *a bin **parliamentary standards
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think what’s most important on exam results day is to talk about yourself to imaginary teenagers who don’t use this website.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wall to wall coverage of the eclipse on the news channels. BBC News covering all views on the eclipse. SKY News are running a poll on whether you want more eclipses or less. GB News are blaming foreigners for the eclipse.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What’s the word for a group of things that are full of hot air?
Nigel Farage standing in front of a shop selling inflatable swimming aids.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Did he come out in support of net zero?
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ready Steady Coked?
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you went to see Jimmy Cricket (and I did) he had a diary at the door in which you could add your name on the date of your birthday and he’d send you a birthday card. RIP.
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Richard Tice needs to call a by-election. If he doesn’t it proves that he thinks Nigel Farage calling one is stupid and unnecessary.
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