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Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age. Image is of […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@pattykimura, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
We made a comic about a mayfly.
1) Bug: What’s your deal?
2) Gnat: Well, I hatched this morning.
3) Gnat: Tonight, I will die of old age.
4) Bug: Woah buddy, I didn’t ask for your life story.
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 15h
Trump jokes about nuking San Diego as a small price to pay for "Winning". San Diego hosts the largest US military community in the nation and is home port to the Nimitz class nuclear carrier USS #AbrahamLincoln (stuck at sea by Trump). Trump has zero respect for the sacrifice of US troops.
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16h
Curious struggles within Israel revealed by a CIA report written by a "Red Cell" analyst group (created after 9/11 to offer non-traditional analysis of international movements with potential disrupting or disabling affects) on internal fractures that may split apart Israel from within in the Oct […]
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Louise Locock @proflouisel.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19h
Annual reminder for National Trust members to vote in the AGM to keep out the so-called 'Restore Trust' Tufton Street right-wingers. Best way is to use the quick vote tactically to prevent fragmentation of the progressive vote. But if you wish to choose yourself, AVOID the following candidates […]
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 18h
If I don't keep my car roadworthy and crash into yours, it hasn't gone "rogue", it's my negligence and I'm responsible. If my dog attacks you, I am liable. There are no rogue AIs, just negligent AI companies. Prosecute them.
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wendythedruid @wendythedruid.thistlenfern.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Pangrattato. Italian grandmothers have called it poor man's parmesan for four hundred years. Cost: nothing. Keeps a week in a jar. Aran — bread. What does your house do with the stale end? #FoodAsMedicine #Cooking #Frugal #MutualAid #Gaelic […] [Original post on thistlenfern.org]
A glass jar has spilled a coarse golden seasoning or crumb mixture onto crumpled parchment, with a spoonful in the foreground and scattered bits around it. Garlic cloves and a parsley leaf are visible nearby on a wooden surface.
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wendythedruid @wendythedruid.thistlenfern.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
The heel of the loaf and the two hard slices nobody wanted. Tear them with your hands — never a knife, the ragged edges are the entire point. Dry skillet, medium, a glug of oil, a smashed clove, salt. Six minutes, shaking. They go the color of a paper bag […] [Original post on thistlenfern.org]
A glass jar has spilled a coarse golden seasoning or crumb mixture onto crumpled parchment, with a spoonful in the foreground and scattered bits around it. Garlic cloves and a parsley leaf are visible nearby on a wooden surface.
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
October is off to a humiliating start. #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #october #pumpkin #humor #humour
a cat looking very grumpy after its hooman balanced a tiny pumpkin (gourd) on its head
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don Elías (como los buses) 🥨 @donelias.mastodon.cr.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Every damn time #Brasil #Brazil #Colombia #DiegoHitlerioDeLaJunta
Meme: South American Elections

Option 1: Gabriela Rosa Sympatica: Elementary school teacher beloved by her community. Wants to improve lifes.

Option 2: Diego Hitlerio de la Junta: Son of a previous dictator. Went to jail for corruption. Wants to sterilize natives.

Temporary results (98% ballots counted)
49,9999% vs 50,0001%
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Stefano Marinelli @bsd.cafe · 04/10/2026
One of the reasons I often order pizza when I eat out is that, in Italy, pizza is considered an art form. Every "pizzaiolo" has their own dough recipe, their own yeast, their own technique. No two pizzas made by the same pizzaiolo will ever be exactly alike, yet they will still carry a […]
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fun fact: The Treaty of Tripoli, 1796, Signed by Prez John Adams, includes: "As the government of the United States of America is *not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion*, as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of [Muslims].." Just saying.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/10/2026
Georgia won’t let anyone give a voter standing in line water no matter how hot it is or how non-political they are. But 5 large from the president for voting his way? No prob!
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PKs Powerfromspace1 @powerfromspace1.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social EXTRAORDINARY MOST EXTREME HEAT EVENT IN WORLD HISTORY Dozens of thousands of records are being brutalized with up to 10C margins everywhere in Asia from SAudi ARabia to Indonesia. Mutiple WORLD […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TN-9 candidate Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “Gas is too high. Groceries are too high. Wages are too low… and blaming immigrants is part of the problem. The reality is people are struggling because the billionaire class is greedy.”
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
When the president asked why he was resigning, Driscoll explained that he had intended to modernize and transform the Army and that Hegseth had fired everyone working toward that goal. www.yahoo.com/news/politics/article…
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He Wanted to Modernize the Military. Pete Hegseth Forced Him Out
Dan Driscoll speaks for the first time since resigning as Secretary of the Army amid the the Pentagon’s purge of military leaders
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I imagine AI booster dudes also have AI social anxiety nightmares, but they involve getting broken up with by their ChatGPT girlfriends
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.
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Jorijn Schrijvershof :jorijn: @jorijn.jorijn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
New instance, and I need to test federation, so here's one of my favorite photos of Kaylan (who unfortunately passed away a few months ago). Tuning server processes, so feel free to boost to make it work a bit. #CatsOfMastodon
A photo of a white Maine Coon.
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River 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @riverseeber.net · 04/10/2026
I was immediately reminded of @catsalad
caption: "Correlation vs Causation". 4 images, in all of which, it looks like the animals caused the damage. A duck walking through gates that have been blown apart. A cat sitting in a crater in the cement. A seagull sitting at the bottom of a bent fence. A cat sitting on a broken sunroof.
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Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Very long shot. Do I know anyone in or near Phuket who can do me a favour? I left my wallet in a hotel earlier this year. They've just let me know they found it. Anyone over there willing to pick it up & post it back to me? Happy to pay, of course.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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tuban_muzuru @tuban-muzuru.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#wisconsin Dunn County
Several cattle graze in a just-cut field. Behind them, low forested hills and a cloudy sky
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
If cops spoke like AI developers and AI users, It wasn't me that shot you or my gun. It was a bullet with misalligned objectives. #FuckAI #AI #AIHype
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
This is what dumb jackasses do:
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Glyph @glyph.im · 04/10/2026
Me: I will use "radium water" as an analogy for how horrible AI's potential subtle long-term effects are, because the general public in 2026 can easily understand this analogy. The general public in 2026 […]
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Nonilex @nonilex.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Earned [as if he had to; as if any child ever had to “earn” — fuck that. In the words of “Princess”, … “yeah, it could be worse. But it could also be better.”
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Androgoneous Spacecraft docking because neither the US or Russia wanted to be the "Female" docking part. I know a lot of stupid Space shit, but I was today years old when I learned this.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Friendly reminder that you should under no circumstances give #PicaTheCat your credit card number and the pin on the back so she can "shop for you and save you time"
Pica the cat, a tabby rests on the couch. She looks like she is thinking cat thoughts.
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Pusher of Pixels @pixelpusher220.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
pure raw talent Roy Clark’s performance of “Malagueña” on The Odd Couple
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Nadia Milleron is an independent candidate running for MA First Congressional House District in Western Mass. Her claim to fame is as the (otherwise non-practicing) attorney niece of epic spoiler Ralph Nader. Milleron sued the FAA after her daughter died in a plane crash. Milleron fashions […]
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: zeroes.ca/@maggiejk/117379317903663… Holy Heck! Thanks to Trump, Bobby2, and DrOz, you have lost all HIPAA and medical privacy not just to ChatGPT but to its corporate owners to use, spread, and monetize without oversight or regulation if you use AI for a Second "opinion". The LLM […]
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Small bowl of Fukushima style ramen 🍜(made in Japan, boiled not fried) for supper, followed by a bit of blueberry 🫐preserves on bread for dessert. 🥖
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Speaking for those oldsters here: First Trump promised a $5,000 DOGE dividend...Nada Next Trump promised a $1700 Tariff rebate...Yada yada Then Trump promised a $5,000 Trump dividend...Nada yada Then, Trump was promising a $500 ACA refund...Nada yada nada Now, Trump is promising to send old […]
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
For a variety of reasons, I am on a very low fat diet right now. But I splurged (allowed) to eat one Tbsp of hummus with chopped kalamata olives spread over a few slices of a baguette, and it was heavenly. 😋
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an actual bus @renardboy.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
So anyways that's how you can nab free wood in broad daylight in a society where lumber is increasingly expensive. As for turning the logs into lumber, just get a chainsaw mill (or go viking and hew them with an axe, I'm not kidding this is also a perfectly viable option if you want just one […]
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
There was this consensus of not going to X after Elon Musk turned it into a right-wing hellhole but I see more and more especially journalists going back "because the AI people are there". Yes, because the "AI" folks mostly agree with right wing talking points because that's what the whole idea […]
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Goat morning to you
An absurdly beautiful sunrise, with silhouetted trees along the horizon, and bright pink and orange clouds stretching across the blue skyThe same view, slightly later in the morning just as the sun is about to peek above the horizon, with a whole bunch of goats back to eating the corn stalks in a frost-killed garden bed, the same place they were eating a couple of days ago.  There's also a floofy white dog in with the goats, and just visible on the edge of the photo is a large yellowish dog overseeing the whole scene.
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IFTAS @iftas.mastodon.iftas.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
⚠️ #SW_ISAC_ADVISORY A series of ongoing phishing campaigns are actively targeting people using fake verification and support accounts. Admins will never contact you publicly for verification or access issues. Never open links from unsolicited posts […] [Original post on mastodon.iftas.org]
Example of a phishing post, including the text "ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍꜱ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ɪʀʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴠɪsɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇꜱꜱ."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
This is why I say "Hello, how are you?" every 30 seconds. You never know how many ghosts are around, and it is rude to ignore them.
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Brian Harrod @brianharrod.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
WHAT THE ZUCK?... Meta slashed 71% off its AI data center tax bill with this one simple trick: declare it all experimental... qz.com/meta-ai-data-centers-tax-cre…
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Custom schizo style meme with a raccoon, opossum and text in various 90s WordArt.

Caption: “no officer i was not committing crimes.i was just training a dataset”
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“US forces are set to pull out from their last bases in Iraq by Wednesday, a departure celebrated as a victory by Iran and its allies ​who now have deep influence in the country where 4,500 Americans died during more than two decades of war.”
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US forces exit Iraq after two decades, leaving opening for Iran
The departure is celebrated as a victory by Iran and its allies ​who now have deep influence in the country where 4,500 Americans died during more than two decades of war.
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. 32 people died in custody Twenty-four hours. Three states. Three people dead. Countless lives changed in seconds. There were no ties between Durán Guerrero, Arenas-Silva and Coronilla Durán, but within those 24 hours, the three men suddenly became […]
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Thirty-two people died in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody in 2025 – making it the agency’s deadliest year in more than two decades, as the Trump administration moved to detain a record number of people. Some of those who died in detention had arrived in the US recently […]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ICYMI: “Two veteran FBI agents overseeing counterterrorism operations in the nation’s capital removed from their jobs and reassigned” — reportedly because they didn’t consider harassing phone calls to Katie Miller terrorism. 🤔 www.scrippsnews.com/us-news/two-...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SEN. WARREN: "They cut taxes and they always say ‘it's really going to pay off for you’ — every time academics come back say ‘What really happened is the richest people got richer and everybody else got left behind.’.. this is the 20.0 version of this.” (H/T @atrupar.com )
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is crazy. They are laughing at us.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It cannot be said any more clearly. Trump should have been arrested on January 20, 2021, and held without bail. Trump should be arrested now, or at least on January 20, 2029, if a Democrat wins. Let the justice system go to work. And if SCOTUS frees him, send him to prison in New York.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In case it’s still unclear how badly their anti-“SoCiALiSm” fearmongering is backfiring👇🏽 Again: The problem for @MarshaBlackburn etc is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social exists
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