Reposted by patrycmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142235645
Reposted by patrycKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Does Polymarket let you bet on whether or not the CEO of Polymarket will die in the coming week? No? Huh. So you can bet on lots of *other* people suffering, and you can potentially profit by *causing* that suffering. Just not them? They're off limits. OK. 302215535
Reposted by patryctreacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk' 141341070
Reposted by patryc⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254866963
Reposted by patrycSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/07/2026One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type 405994860
Reposted by patrycMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026BREAKING: Melat Kiros has won the Democratic primary in Colorado’s 1st district. The democratic socialist has unseated the district’s 29-year incumbent by running on Medicare for All, abolishing ICE, ending forever wars and more. 9061791065
Reposted by patrycErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary 321847289
Reposted by patrycThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Democratic socialists are still partying in New York City… 🎉 Wait — *checks notes* — sorry this is Colorado. Apologies! We got confused since we were told this only happens in NYC 😬 @melatkirosco.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaO9NqR... 451176033702
Reposted by patrycEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Not only is it a skill issue but "You need to work within the system and within the Party" is what the people freaking out about this have explicitly been telling critics to do for decades. I guess they didn't mean it, didn't think anyone would try, or were confident it couldn't work. 141724310
Reposted by patrycBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284142496
Reposted by patrycKai Newkirk @kainewkirk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I’ve been arrested over 25 times in nonviolent civil disobedience as a movement leader. I’m running for Congress in Arizona’s 4th district to take the fight to dethrone the oligarchs and win an America we can afford from the streets to the halls of power. Here’s our first ad. 32711
Reposted by patrycMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever. 293101121543
patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026use my tax money to improve my community? miss me with that terrorist rhetoric 010
Reposted by patrycMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/11/2025I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-... 149112542081
Reposted by patrycJoshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss 4179431383
Reposted by patrycMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh. She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office! Sincerely, Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up 17696321725
Reposted by patrycJose @jum.bsky.social · 30/10/2025In a troubling sign of how repeated waves of unchecked migration have destroyed traditional British values, for the first time in the history of those isles a pedophile has been punished for his crimes 0298
Reposted by patrycBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 402323486848
Reposted by patryc👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/08/2025holy shit lmfao no they did not 1513812
Reposted by patrycKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The dead have a right to remain dead. An animated skin put over a computer model and given the same name as the dead son of grieving parents is a cursed golem and a full delusion. By interviewing the computer model, Acosta has asked us to accept this as true or real. Gun control deserves better. 321912346
Reposted by patrycFrameLab @theframelab.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Trump's Epstein Betrayal Triggers MAGA 'Hero Frame' Collapse With his flip-flop on the Epstein Files, Trump is reframing himself. The hero frame is collapsing into what we might call a Betrayer frame. www.theframelab.org/trumps-epste...theframelab.orgTrump's Epstein Betrayal Triggers MAGA 'Hero Frame' CollapseTrump's Epstein reversal triggers "betrayer frame" collapse as MAGA base burns hats, splits evenly on his handling—unprecedented skepticism. 16423
Reposted by patrycPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 29/07/2025New: After Gaza aid flotilla volunteer & US citizen Christian Smalls was taken into Israeli custody, seven uniformed individuals beat him, choking him & kicking him in the legs, according to the Freedom Flotilla Coalition. Smalls is co-founder of the Amazon Labor Union. 181077491
Reposted by patrycCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/06/2025“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx 1841160227091
Reposted by patrycBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Pete Hegseth's a joke. He's a joke. Everybody knows he's so in over his head. What an embarrassment. That guy's weakness masquerading as strength." 18361261505
Reposted by patrycAndrey Petrov @shazow.net · 22/04/2025urllib3 gets almost a BILLION downloads PER MONTH (a project I authored in 2008 and co-maintain) I often think about our inefficient/wasteful global digital infrastructure: this is probably a few million monthly primary consumers, plus all the ci instances spamming downloads/installs repeatedly. 4181
patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 22/04/2025@duckworth.senate.gov finally a representative with a spine 000
Reposted by patryc50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 20/04/2025May Day is a day where we celebrate workers. On this day, we mobilize with unions and grassroots organizations accords the country: We stand with Immigrants, we stand with workers. We stand united. #50501movement #mayday #maydaystrong 551888689
Reposted by patrycAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 28/02/2025NEW: During a 3-hour preliminary injunction hearing in a suit alleging that Elon Musk wields unprecedented power in violation of the Appointments Clause, a federal judge grew frustrated with government counsel's inability to answer questions about DOGE’s chain of command and Musk's role. 1163602909
Reposted by patrycSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 18/02/2025USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...nbcnews.comUSDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire themIn a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." 75984812844
Reposted by patrycGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD 501030237
Reposted by patrycGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/01/2025we're changing gulf of mexico to gulf of america we're changing atlantic ocean to american ocean we're changing pacific ocean to american ocean electric boogaloo we're changing greenland to redwhiteandblueland we're changing the moon to the amoonica we're doing a lot of cocaine and we're getting tir 1030651
Reposted by patrycMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America 31796461878
Reposted by patrycArizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There was a much larger group that countered the *four* fucking racist losers at Arizona State University today at their “call ICE on your classmates” event. Only one, Isaiah Alvarado, is a confirmed student at ASU, the others include white supremacists Ryan Sanchez, Colton Buss and Kevin Decuyper. 31504172
Reposted by patrycSarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator for public works. I was in charge of dumping gallons of estrogen into the local water supply every day to demasculinize the population 511687185
Reposted by patrycpatryc @patryc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025*sending you to labor camps* haha! he's just TROLLING you 041
Reposted by patrycWorld’s Most Humble @worldsmosthumble.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Just because he retweets Nazis and endorses the modern Nazi party of Germany and embraces Nazi ideology and makes the Nazi salute doesn’t mean he’s a Nazi. It’s probably just an unfortunate coincidence 🙃 1475399
Reposted by patrycJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If it looks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), swims like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), and quacks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), then it probably is a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck). 2683645810