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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 11h
it's just a human in a robo suit thing all over again bro
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and they say bluesky doesn't have content
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If they time the internal purge too early it might backfire on them, assuming fascists have pattern recognition
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
god this shit needs to be completely illegal
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
annoying and occasionally damaging? insiders are profiting off of war
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does Polymarket let you bet on whether or not the CEO of Polymarket will die in the coming week? No? Huh. So you can bet on lots of *other* people suffering, and you can potentially profit by *causing* that suffering. Just not them? They're off limits. OK.
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026
keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk'
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
uhh
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm so glad I stopped at S1 of LoK. Rewatched the original last week, there's nothing worth adding or changing. Perfect story, perfect ending.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't know why you would ever admit you used ChatGPT as a source in a sequel to one of the most beloved series of all time
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I found this searching for Michael Dante Dimartino's Bluesky and want to add that Legend of Korra is trash
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Didn't Taco Bell and Taylor Farms identify this first
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No one said genocide, I said dismantle.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
always continuing with the theft of native land
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
and even that weren't the case, every dollar we give them on defensive weapons is another dollar they can spend on genocide
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the entire country is an occupation, a genocidal terrorist apartheid state and needs to be dismantled the same way Nazi Germany was dismantled. It started with the Nakba
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
every dollar we give them in defense lets them spend more on offense
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
there's no defense in occupation
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was pretty disappointing to see her vote for defensive weapons for Israel
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/07/2026
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
why not both? progressives are sweeping primaries in federal elections across the nation
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BREAKING: Melat Kiros has won the Democratic primary in Colorado’s 1st district. The democratic socialist has unseated the district’s 29-year incumbent by running on Medicare for All, abolishing ICE, ending forever wars and more.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
maybe he should retire
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
is this them only bringing up climate change
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
and yet DSA is mopping the floor with centrists
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
maybe if you move farther right you might finally capture that mythical moderate voter
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
you know what's awesome is I will never vote for a corporate backed AIPAC dem so good luck winning with that strategy
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
lmao
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
why would you not criticize dems when they're useless AIPAC corporate puppets
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i'm glad she made that so easy for us
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026
lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
oh my god shut up
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
you can only stop Trumpism with an actual vision, and the DNC has none
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
what exactly is their brand besides constantly chiding us with "better things aren't possible!"
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
please send me some i love to watch the crashouts
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Democratic socialists are still partying in New York City… 🎉 Wait — *checks notes* — sorry this is Colorado. Apologies! We got confused since we were told this only happens in NYC 😬 @melatkirosco.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaO9NqR...
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not only is it a skill issue but "You need to work within the system and within the Party" is what the people freaking out about this have explicitly been telling critics to do for decades. I guess they didn't mean it, didn't think anyone would try, or were confident it couldn't work.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
used to be? this country was founded on genocide and slavery bro and slavery never went away and we just started exporting the genocide
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
lmao
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Kai Newkirk @kainewkirk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ve been arrested over 25 times in nonviolent civil disobedience as a movement leader. I’m running for Congress in Arizona’s 4th district to take the fight to dethrone the oligarchs and win an America we can afford from the streets to the halls of power. Here’s our first ad.
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ay you've been voting, neat, have you ever canvassed?
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what exactly is a democrat?
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patryc @patryc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
and their comfy consulting and fundraising rackets
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.
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