The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 2hIs Digger the long-awaited sequel to Holes?? Is Tom playing an adult Stanley Yelnats?? 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I prefer Sports Bluesky as opposed to the other two discourse options: bringing iced coffee to an interview and EA/AI sex parties 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’d be happy if they made good ones, but it seems like all the ideas they have are unfortunately bad :/ 040
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I show up to interviews with two ice coffees and drink them both very slowly as a power move 100
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Peggy might have in 2016 but wouldn’t have in 2024 1231
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly unless iced coffee is offered at the event its appropriate to BYOIC 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I must have just overlooked the caption because when Nathan Fielder’s face appeared I audibly gasped 050
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is why the gods have condemned you to the prison of bluesky.com 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sol (black and tan) and Maple Syrup (blonde) 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Omg I went to college with that guy! He has always been pretty cool! 180
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026How do we know you aren’t one of the street clowns? 110
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What if we put the capitol in a Taco Bell? 020
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026No, he stepped outside his home and is being haraased by street clowns 140
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It was actually Kids in the Hall in space 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Yeah those are fine but there’s a channel that plays SpongeBob 24/7 so I just leave it on that when I’m gone 2100
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My dog is not allowed to watch Paw Patrol. Only SpongeBob for her 1250
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I use my philosophy degree every day. How else would I be able to contextualize my existential dread? 020
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026We have the great american beer fest here in Denver 030
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Feels like a place that would have people chomping on Red Vines 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Just to be clear, we should absolutely work to make it so everyone has affordable housing, whether that’s through markets or governments or both. But this is an aspiration, not a baseline natural state that we’ve deviated from. 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026“Housing is a human right” is actually absurd on its face. Housing doesn’t exist in nature. It is something that we should work to provide to every citizen, but it is not a right in the same way that speech or voting is. 200
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"This pattern of behavior is in no indicative of my behavior more generally" 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026it's just not emotionally salient. it might be intellectually salient, but i wouldn't wager election outcomes on the intellectual salience of issues. emotions move voters (generally speaking). philosophy 201 classes aren't representative of the median voter. 020
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/04/2026He’s talking about when he was in college 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026And the pitch gets higher the closer it burns to the filter? 040
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 08/04/2026i mean just look at how easily they defer to Trump, from the average voter to the rank-and-file to the Speaker. They all readily recognize him as the top of their stupid racist pyramid 040
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 07/04/2026bro come on go do your job get this guy outta there 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Bro didn’t Korea just imprison their corrupt president like last year? 000
