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Joe Streckert

@joestreckert.bsky.social
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Portland writer. Erstwhile podcaster. Occasional author. Horror fan and pinball enthusiast. linktr.ee/joestreckert

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 20h
It’s fall! Time for wholesome harvest-themed family activities! And sometimes chainsaws. I wrote about three of Sauvie Island’s corn mazes for the @portlandmercury.com
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The Mercury’s 2026 Sauvie Island Corn Maze Reviews - Portland Mercury
Pick up a pumpkin or be chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac—which Portland corn maze is right for you?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hellraiser (1987) Japanese Poster.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My child keeps asking if it’s “time to watch the Jack Skellington movie,” and I keep saying “No, that’s a Christmas movie,” and he keeps saying “This is Halloween, this is Halloween!”
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently imagining the political implications of the end of The Little Mermaid. The Princess of the Sea has married the Prince of the Land. They have sealed a great alliance. The Sky is on the wrong side of a three-way diplomatic split and is in a substantially weaker geopolitical position.
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night I celebrated the first weekend of Autumn and also the full moon by going to a haunted corn maze with @breewolfstuff.bsky.social and @joestreckert.bsky.social and now I’m ALL JAZZED UP on the power of fall activities and getting scared on purpose.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About to see an immersive theater experience designed to disrupt the viewer on a subconscious and emotional level in a manner inconsistent with conventional notions of artistic appreciation. (I'm going to a haunted corn maze)
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Sarah Giffrow @sarahgiffrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m probably being a hater right now, but I need people to stop putting PDX in their business names and brands There are other, better ways to pull in a local audience
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did a corn maze with my kid today. He asked “What happens if we get lost?” “Well, then a minotaur eats us,” I said. He was dubious. “No, really,” I said. “All mazes have a minotaur.” He laughed. I was amused with myself. I’ve embraced being Calvin’s Dad. Eventually we all become Calvin’s Dad.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing like seeing a bunch of punks, goths, and metalheads gleefully lose their shit to a surf rock cover of the Scooby-Doo theme song.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was so much dick. You’d be scrolling casually and suddenly it’s like “Say hello to my little friend! It’s my dick.”
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read a script once that misspelled chyron as Chiron, and I really enjoyed the idea of a centaur bounding on screen to say “MOSCOW, a 1982” and such every half hour.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I recently spoke with Portland horror author Keith Rosson about the possibility of his vampire novel Coffin Moon being adapted into a TV series.
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Portland Vampire Novel Coffin Moon Will Be Adapted for a TV Series - Portland Mercury
Portland horror author Keith Rosson is having a good week. On September 22nd, the same day his new novel Crone hit shelves, Deadline announced that Paramount has taken the first steps to turning his v...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe I’m biased as a bicyclist, but it seems that the I-5 closure has led to a lot of airport behavior on Portland roads. U-turns, near misses, honking, driving in bike lanes: The automotive equivalent of drinking a beer in your sweat pants at 10:00 am.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bisexual Day of Visibility to all who celebrate!
William Riker from Star Trek playing the Trombone. Troi is giving him a look that says "You are very attractive but also a gigantic dork. This is ridiculous. I love you."Bob Belcher from Bob's BurgersBela Lugosi as Dracula. He is holding a candle and bidding you welcome to his fashionably crumbling gothic castle.Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham from Hannibal, aka Murder Husbands.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy first day of autumn. Happy payday to this guy.
Forest Whitaker in Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I ended a years-long D&D game last night. I was happy to wrap it up, give the players heroic moments, and end with multiple giant monsters exploding. I felt relief at not having to DM anymore. At peace and content. And as I was walking home I inevitably thought "Huh, I could run a Ravenloft game!"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Guest is a movie about a guy who’s cool. Really no other way to read it.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 18/09/2026
We, as Portlanders, cannot stand idly by while local leaders try to intimidate elected officials and meddle in our elections.
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Knee-Jerk Reactions to Councilor Green’s Tweets Are Hypocritical and Dangerous - Portland Mercury
The police are supposed to keep protesters safe as they exercise their rights to free speech—not retaliate by shooting them with rubber bullets, striking them with batons, or spraying tear gas at more...
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prince of Darkness (1987) dir. by John Carpenter
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really enjoyed Crone, the latest from Portland horror author Keith Rosson. It's about terrible dudes, motorcycle gangs, and small-town petty tyrants meeting their match via supernatural forces.
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Men Are Monsters in Keith Rosson’s Crone - Portland Mercury
Portland horror author Keith Rosson has been turning Oregon into a horror setting for a while now, most notably with his duology of Fever House (2023) and The Devil by Name (2024) which transformed th...
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
C.S. Lewis was the Christian version of a Reddit atheist who believed that he could prove the existence of God with Facts and Logic. There's also the whole Susan thing, which has bugged me ever since elementary school. He'd probably hate this? But I'm suddenly curious about a Narnia thing?
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got married nine years ago. Easily the best decision I ever made. @sarahgiffrow.bsky.social is an amazing human and I'm grateful every day that I get to share my life with her!
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I could get Henry Cavill to come home with me because I would say “No way your Custodes could take on my Chaos Marines,” and then he’d say “We’ll see about that, your faction is a glass cannon,” and before you know it we’ve left the party and are on turn three of a game of Warhammer 40,000.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My experience bears this out. Every time I wear a suit in public part of me thinks someone's going to ask "Hey, what's with the suit?" and no one ever does, not even in dive bars with janky pinball machines. It's just a look you can have if you want.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If “Wolf Blitzer” wasn’t the name of a real guy it would 100% sound like the name of a futuristic bounty hunter who hunted down scum and villainy across the galaxy and hung out in sci-fi dive bars drinking with tentacle aliens.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Data from Star Trek with his cat Spot.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Portland is about to close I-5 for five weeks. I feel like we’re about to learn a whole lot about ourselves as a city.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote about In Search of Portland by Brian Libby for the @portlandmercury.com Fall Arts Issue. It’s a detailed look at the architecture and deaign of Portland’s west side, and reading it deela like bekng on a walk with a great tour guide.
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In Search of Portland Reveals an Evolving, Ever-Changing City - Portland Mercury
A new book leads readers through local history via walking tours of Portland's downtown.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th to Star Trek! You can be optimistic and determined like Kirk, and intelligent and logical like Spock, all at once. So much of Trek is about how those qualities go together. Hope isn’t stupid, smart isn’t cynical, and a better world is possible.
Kirk and Spock from the original Star Trek TV series.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes, this. And it's also very much a movement for the wealthy. People who are used to being able to pay for a premium experience. There's always something better behind the next door, and money is the key. But that's not really the case with medicine. There's no premium version of chemotherapy.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw the Spike Jonze Where the Wild Things Are for the first time since 2009. God, I wish that movie had been more successful. Its integration of practical effects and CGI is flawless. I believed in every single thing on screen. Had it been more influential movies would look worlds better.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know this is a common belief, but it’s not true. If people went anti-vaxx/MAHA because they were excluded from the medical establishment, we would see sky-high rates among poor people, minorities and the uninsured. We don’t.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A few good ones: Godspeed You! Black Emperor was one of the most beautiful shows I've ever seen. Saw the show with a good friend of mine whom I hugged on the street outside afterward and said "Thank you for taking me to this." Just an immensely moving experience with art.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PR’d my back squat today. It was only by five pounds. I have to remind myself that incremental improvement still counts. Still a PR.
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Ray Delahanty | CityNerd @nerd4cities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For about a hundred years European maps of Africa included a nonexistent mountain range that went through basically the entire continent. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountai...
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Mountains of Kong - Wikipedia
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