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patrick mcmahon

@patrickmcmahon.bsky.social
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copywriter, painter 📌 washington dc

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"2006 forever but slightly more bisexual" isn't the worst outcome for this timeline i guess
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY ward 1 councilmember posting to the dc used bicycle marketplace... no one will ever compare
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSSaturday
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unctober
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs." Obviously. An omelet's form is fracture, conflict, even degradation, over high heat. Very violent food. Far more comforting to remind someone that broken, separated eggs also yield a beautiful meringue.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: Haha, yeah. The infill station positioned this community next to the Yellow Line for lots of walkable future density. The BRT only makes it a better proposition. All in a ZIP that has had single-digit home availability in recent years. recruiter: Do you know this is a job at a marketing agency
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
put "we don't need to study the study" on a t shirt imo
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an old Klein with a cool color fade would fix me
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when skinny jeans with dress shoes comes back in 14 months DC will be ready
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Treatler Particle Detector @brinevapejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they are tracked and go like 10mph if cops can't catch them that's an issue of policing
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#BeastMode
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
around here this is always the third person back from a patient or scared driver who won't pass you. you hear them floor it to pass cars and then they cut right into you :)
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dog owners are committing a long term war of attrition against communal washing machines
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😎👍
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i support the ai guys who looked at making restaurant reservations and decided it needed to be even worse
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why do bash "estranged" children for the crisis but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can't wait for rappers to find out about hurricane polo
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never seen anyone actually buy a duck for their jeep. beginning to think they just send you one every time you take it back to the dealership
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just learned thurston moore is 6'6"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/09/2026
"website full of 38 year olds unfamiliar with billboard #1 song" is a discourse we do every six months. guys we're just old
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stadium looking amazing here www.axios.com/local/washin...
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As local economy weakens, D.C. will consider tax increases
A tax on upscale secondary homes is on the table.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am ready to start a money-losing bike shop
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah like the big historical problem with Broken Windows Discourse tends to be that the windows are always in fact people
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
building stairwell smells like SEPTA
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
plenty of 20th century examples by my 19th century-pilled mind goes immediately to the railroads, which were HUGELY DISRUPTIVE and deeply enmeshed in politics in ways quite analogous to silicon valley and AI
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy Fall Into Savings season, copywriters
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What gatorade should i get
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
open calls cost $50-$100 to submit now? Lmao
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
getting back into trance
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2.5-3 degrees by 2050 www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
think I'm going to start telling people I "do weddings"
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
does anyone with a little capsule art space want to show 4 of my paintings
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
inevitable outcome of an industry wide pause is some kind of secret carveout that keeps going; it becomes DARPA 2, including the part where taxpayers get put on the hook for it.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"why are you looking for a new job?" "we were talking about who we were for Halloween and I told my team I was going as Matthew Lillard in Hackers and no one knew what that meant"
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
that any public official can sign a nondisclosure agreement is insane
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Straight from OpenAI's Brockman and Microsoft's Nadella - 'doom loop' for the entire web [as they vacuum up and substitute the work of journalism and threaten their economic foundations]. /2
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pity. charter a train about it
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
park police helicopter has been buzzing my neighborhood for so long I'm looking up pilot salaries
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
straightforwardly: you should take a different phone when traveling in and out of the country
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
loving all the searches involving "pretty girls" in the sales demo! cool!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026
the AI people and the normal people should each get their own stuff
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[largest inhale ever] Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
calculating how long a 25 pound bag of instant oats would last me
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's really worrisome how much of American society is a steady jog on the hedonic treadmill. People will quickly expand their level of consumption to whatever they can afford (on credit), it objectively does not make them happier, and then when they're asked to give anything up it's a crisis
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
banger alert ggwash.org/view/104830/...
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The Connecticut Avenue deckover should tell Dupont’s artistic story
DC’s newest third place could tell the story of the artists of the Washington Color School who called Dupont home in the 20th century.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah buddy
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