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patrick mcmahon

@patrickmcmahon.bsky.social
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copywriter, painter 📌 washington dc

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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 2h
legal: Should be clearer that the pool in question is deep enough to permit safe diving — a depth of 5 feet or more. Is it possible to read this while running on the pool deck? Also, the presence of a lifeguard needs to be implied. brand: comma is appearing skewed in platform
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 2h
social for finance clients will have you writing some bullshit like "Every ETF has a securities pool, but don't try to dive in!" and there will be 8 rounds of feedback
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️ @jgbollard.bsky.social · 7h
The reason Donald Trump can fiddle with DC's public spaces is that they're controlled by the National Park Service. That wasn't never inevitable, and the story of how they ended up under a big brown campaign hat says a lot about Progressive-era paternalism. 🗃️
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Who made NPS the boss of DC?
Et in arcadia, Hoover.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 4h
no, you were meant to be inside on a breezy 72 degree day
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 23h
taking small arms fire in the groupchat
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"2006 forever but slightly more bisexual" isn't the worst outcome for this timeline i guess
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY ward 1 councilmember posting to the dc used bicycle marketplace... no one will ever compare
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
none of the hack bullshit about how you should become a bricklayer ever mentions that blue collar workers do not need to maintain portfolio websites
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSSaturday
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unctober
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will you shut up man
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs." Obviously. An omelet's form is fracture, conflict, even degradation, over high heat. Very violent food. Far more comforting to remind someone that broken, separated eggs also yield a beautiful meringue.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: Haha, yeah. The infill station positioned this community next to the Yellow Line for lots of walkable future density. The BRT only makes it a better proposition. All in a ZIP that has had single-digit home availability in recent years. recruiter: Do you know this is a job at a marketing agency
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@ggwash.org merch dept idea
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
put "we don't need to study the study" on a t shirt imo
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an old Klein with a cool color fade would fix me
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when skinny jeans with dress shoes comes back in 14 months DC will be ready
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Treatler Particle Detector @brinevapejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they are tracked and go like 10mph if cops can't catch them that's an issue of policing
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Industry that can be trusted to self-regulate
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#BeastMode
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when this happens i swing closer to the middle of the road so the offending driver doesn't merge into me and/or has to hit my following driver if they want to hit me. road is fun
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
around here this is always the third person back from a patient or scared driver who won't pass you. you hear them floor it to pass cars and then they cut right into you :)
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dog owners are committing a long term war of attrition against communal washing machines
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a must
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😎👍
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i support the ai guys who looked at making restaurant reservations and decided it needed to be even worse
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unslurpable
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why do bash "estranged" children for the crisis but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can't wait for rappers to find out about hurricane polo
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never seen anyone actually buy a duck for their jeep. beginning to think they just send you one every time you take it back to the dealership
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just learned thurston moore is 6'6"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/09/2026
"website full of 38 year olds unfamiliar with billboard #1 song" is a discourse we do every six months. guys we're just old
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stadium looking amazing here www.axios.com/local/washin...
axios.com
As local economy weakens, D.C. will consider tax increases
A tax on upscale secondary homes is on the table.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
will open my books for $$$
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am ready to start a money-losing bike shop
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah like the big historical problem with Broken Windows Discourse tends to be that the windows are always in fact people
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
building stairwell smells like SEPTA
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
plenty of 20th century examples by my 19th century-pilled mind goes immediately to the railroads, which were HUGELY DISRUPTIVE and deeply enmeshed in politics in ways quite analogous to silicon valley and AI
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy Fall Into Savings season, copywriters
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✅✅✅
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
target acquired @brinevapejuice.bsky.social
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my #1 choice if 7-11 has it
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What gatorade should i get
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
open calls cost $50-$100 to submit now? Lmao
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
getting back into trance
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2.5-3 degrees by 2050 www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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