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patrick mcmahon

@patrickmcmahon.bsky.social
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copywriter, painter 📌 washington dc

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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
doing the contemporary art "i could do this!" but for youtube ai divorcebait videos
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
lol
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AI eminem content
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
one afternoon at this thing would fix me
Gorging at the tub with your boys
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wait I do need this workplace training module
learning dangerous driver behavior management
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
a founder's "ai policy" doc shared to linkedin has this excerpt in which they just ask for your writing instead. Transformational technology
ai policy that just asks for your writing
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the present moment is both eternal and painful they got f̸͙͊͠r̶̡͚̞̞̥̭̼̈̋̐͆̽́̈̈̾̇̚̕͜͝͝ͅú̷̩̻͔̠͉͔̲͓̩̞̙̞̟͕̬̓̚ĩ̸̡̬̱̤̘̭͚̥̰̪̬̩̄͂̐̈̍̽͝t̸̨͕̦͓̓ truly it is worse
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i'm tired guys
gallery taking 50%
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
it's like a phone wave
I can't imagine someone needing 7 angles of your website on a phone, personally
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
getting some good emails
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
check this out @ddotdc.bsky.social
normal tram lane that isn't shared with cars and isn't curbside
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
nice argument. however i have already depicted you as the crying born poor joker of generational poverty and i as the smiling born rich joker of inherited wealth
insane depiction of generational wealth
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
in berlin when you get towed they straight-up claw machine you
the claw
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
out of home is a lost art
midpack oura ring ad
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
copywriters are important
hims ad that suggests being at work with a boner
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
so true!
dumbass who is both-sidesing this
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
nobody: Columbia Heights residents:
Gavin newsom talking about how be go to Best Buy or whatever
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
when i'm having a good day i go for a run up river road and count the discarded $400 flexposts that the maryland state highway administration never cared enough to replace
holding a discarded flexpost in sight of where sarah langenkamp was run over in 2022
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
when do we get to meet this person?
wapo "creator host" job listing that pays $150k-$278k
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
working on 529 marketing has re-radicalized me
Facebook post about buying a sad condo for your college kid so you can rinse their 529 funds back into an income property for yourself
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
doing some research
google search juicy j height
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
nice
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
it's been great. the lack of traffic is amazing and we love the weather, but we've experienced a lot more racism than I was expecting at first.

Go Bills
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
whatever
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
when word does not mean other word I like to talk about more: Dishonest slight of hand
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the player hater's ball
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the german 3 person hotel room is a fascinating specimen. comes in all sorts of arrangements, none of them normal
3 person hotel room in leipzig. not really possible to set this up in a normal way
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
80% of US "bike infrastructure" is made up of paint-only lanes, an incredible stat usa.streetsblog.org/2026/02/23/s...
screenshot of article with percentage cited in tweet
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
idk maryland state highway administration maybe there is a solution that isn't "destroy $26k in flexposts every time you need to plow old georgetown road"
old georgetown road. used to be a flexpost at every stripe
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
jackoff motion
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
super mario 3 angry sun that kills you
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
brainstorm going well
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
tweaking my artist statement
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
inspired by the drivers who got in their cars today to park in the only travel lane of 14th street while they go to target
drivers parked in the middle of 14th street to buy something unimportant
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
fun to work with
Microsoft teams message that reads "I had a third idea to kick your way if you're inclined. I saw it in a dream"
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
so they went from almost 140 subsidized/affordable units to... 54?
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
thinking about this
Robert white: As we saw in golden girls, you can have roommates.
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
wtf is quince up to
a troy ounce of gold for sale on quince
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
an incredible instagram stories ad for beer, any beer
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
?????
google: is garfield non binary?
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
hilarious stuff. no sorry I couldn't stop before that tree. I didn't upgrade the firmware
sram wireless braking system diagram lol
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
you have to disclose this in the interview right
tweet from someone at cursor about it being a "shoes off" office
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
ddot proposal for u street/16th/NH avenue is insane. they got us riding around that intersection like circus bears. c'mon man
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
all I want for Pitmas
Facebook marketplace listing for "car crusher"
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Topangstalked
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
baby dj toy and microsoft teams experiences sounding very similar
box for fisher price dj toy with 100 songs sounds and phrases and "sit or stand" functionality
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
truly
squidward window meme
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
balloon letters say WHORE
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patrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🚨 dreidel beyblades 🚨
thoroughly sick new dreidel that bounces
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