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Stayin' Alive / Washington DC / Promiscuous with "Likes"

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, when was "Military Observation Deck" thrown in there?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You have to admit, blaming the guy who couldn’t leak fast enough that he was against the war is some real top tier mob shit.
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Jd Vance Nods
ALT: Jd Vance Nods
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 06/06/2026
To be fair, he would have given the exact same speech in 1944. It would have just been broadcast by radio from Berlin.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At a certain point you just have to conclude sinister motives.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s going to be instructive to see the representatives that were cowering hardest on January 6th go out now and justify making the people that wanted to kill them rich.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s very worrisome that the oligarchs had a very different Covid pandemic from the rest of us and they are calling all the shots right now.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Convinced Trump’s hiring all these 20-something blondes so he can have the Dr Strangelove ratio going in the bunker.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We must never lose sight of how absolutely fucking hallucinatorily batshit this is. The other guy says when you surrender now? That means *you* are the one suing for peace
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
been thinking a lot about the minicontroversy about him wearing this hat during the dignified transfer ceremony and i have concluded he thinks it's his more formal hat
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Murder of Alex Jeffrey Pretti A Cup of Coffee Extra www.cupofcoffeenews.com/the-murder-o...
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The Murder of Alex Jeffrey Pretti
A Cup of Coffee Extra
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
BBC is reporting that the same ICE officer who murdered Renee Good was involved in another violent incident in June.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All based on a “gotcha” video claiming that 3 daycares had no kids. One hadn’t opened yet for the day; one is actually closed. Dude arrived with no I.D. No call ahead. They DIDN’T LET HIM IN! The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/11/2025
it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts
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Kiera Butler @kieraevebutler.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New from me: I talked to CDC staffers about the new vaccines and autism page. They said things like: “The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.” “I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
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“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page
"The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."
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The Air Is Heavy™️ @theairisstillheavy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I love being told that we have too much healthcare by people with free healthcare paid for by us.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/11/2025
"That rot appears in journalists in different forms: debasing themselves at the feet of power because it’s rewarded; allowing themselves to be debased by the powerful to maintain status and access; and identifying more with their powerful subjects than regular people"
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Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Did Trump’s Epstein Switcheroo Send Marjorie Greene on Her Wild Arc? talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/did-t...
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Did Trump’s Epstein Switcheroo Send Marjorie Greene on Her Wild Arc?
I try not to share ideas or theories that I suspect, by...
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Dave Levinthal @davelevinthal.com · 17/11/2025
Congressional committee chair portrait funds have become magnets for corporate and lobbyist interests. There’s little transparency and fewer regulations for these little-known funds. A @notus.com investigation details who’s giving — and receiving: www.notus.org/money/congre...
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Few Rules Govern Contributions to Congressional Portrait Funds
Congressional committee chair portrait funds are a magnet for lobbyists and special interest money.
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USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare, an internet infrastructure platform, is experiencing an outage that appears to be impacting websites across the internet. Cloudflare said users may see "higher-than-normal error rates" as it works to resolve the issue, which it said is due to an "internal service degradation."
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Is X down? Cloudflare outage impacts ChatGPT, Spotify, more websites
Some websites were down as part of an outage with Cloudflare, an internet infrastructure platform.
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 17/11/2025
Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse. I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“this mass deprivation, which we insist is bad and not our fault, is a great opportunity for us to talk about our plans for long-term mass deprivation”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I knew they’d come for the archivists and librarians but honestly I assumed it would be for a reason better than “Our Special Boy wants to give his friend a sword! Give him a sword!”
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/10/2025
Hunter S Thompson’s death to be reviewed more than 20 years later
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Hunter S Thompson’s death to be reviewed more than 20 years later
The journalist and author’s wife requested ‘fresh look’ from Colorado FBI, after his death was ruled a suicide in 2005 The death of Hunter S Thompson is set to be reviewed, more than 20 years after it was ruled a suicide. The journalist and author was believed to have killed himself on 20 February 2005 at the age of 67 and while there isn’t any new evidence to suggest otherwise, his widow Anita Thompson has requested that the Colorado Bureau of Investigation conduct a review. Thompson died at his home in Woody Creek, Colorado. In the UK and Ireland, Samaritans can be contacted on freephone 116 123, or email jo@samaritans.org or jo@samaritans.ie. In the US, you can call or text the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline on 988, chat on 988lifeline.org, or text HOME to 741741 to connect with a crisis counsellor. In Australia, the crisis support service Lifeline is 13 11 14. Other international helplines can be found at befrienders.org Continue reading...
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Wading into Durbin controversy, Pope Leo shows himself attuned to US debates www.ncronline.org/vatican/vati...
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Wading into Durbin controversy, Pope Leo shows himself attuned to US debates
"Someone who says, 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in favor of the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life." the pontiff said.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Rob Manfred: What if we made watching games complicated and more expensive?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/09/2025
Trump on Bowser: "She's gotta either allow it or we'll just do it. And she understands that."
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14/08/2025
President Trump and his allies have berated local officials in Washington, D.C., for not managing the capital better, vowing a crackdown on crime. Yet it is the federal government that has often made it harder for those officials to manage the capital. nyti.ms/45RtLLq
Text reads: "Trump Wants to 'Take Back' D.C., But the Federal Government Already Controls Much of It" over a map highlighting land controlled by the federal government.
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 06/08/2025
SCOOP: The Prospect has discovered that FEMA probationary employees who had been on paid leave were told to report to ICE within seven days or lose their jobs. It could signal problems with ICE recruitment. From @ddayen.bsky.social:
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FEMA Employees Reassigned to ICE
Probationary employees who had been on paid leave were told to report to ICE within seven days or lose their jobs. It could signal problems with ICE recruitment.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If your local government fails to support Israel and its military campaign against the civilian population of Gaza, they will be stripped of any right to federal disaster relief in the event of hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and hurricanes.... Trump has decreed. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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US links $1.9 billion in state disaster funds to Israel boycott stance
The Trump administration said states and cities will not receive funding to prepare for natural disasters if they choose to boycott Israeli companies, according to an agency statement.
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 02/08/2025
The Pentagon reversed plans to cut off critical military satellite data used for hurricane forecasting. The data, vital for tracking storm intensification, will keep flowing through Sept 2026 after experts warned losing it could delay life‑saving alerts. zurl.co/IGKQy
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NOAA will continue receiving weather data from Navy satellites after sudden reversal
After announcing it would lose access to key weather satellite data, NOAA will retain access, the agency said in a statement.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Agents break car windows even when sobbing children or pregnant women are inside.
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Bloodied Faces, Sobbing Children: Immigration Officers Smash Car Windows to Speed Up Arrests
We’ve documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests — a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office. ICE claims its officers use a “mini...
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"Columbia’s capitulation has turned a university that was once a site of free inquiry and learning into a shadow of its former self, an-anti university" I spent decades at Columbia. I’m withdrawing my fall course due to its deal with Trump www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I spent decades at Columbia. I’m withdrawing my fall course due to its deal with Trump | Rashid Khalidi
The university’s draconian policies and new definition of antisemitism make much teaching impossible
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Article here: english.elpais.com/internationa...
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Perpetrator of triple homicide in Madrid included in group of political prisoners repatriated by US from Venezuela
Dahud Hanid Ortiz landed Friday in Texas from Caracas, where he was sentenced to 30 years for a crime committed in the Spanish capital in 2016
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social your Twitter account was hacked
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Reuters @reuters.com · 25/06/2025
White Sox ban fan for taunt about Ketel Marte's late mother reut.rs/3T9rxjz
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White Sox ban fan for taunt about Ketel Marte's late mother
The fan who heckled Arizona Diamondbacks second baseman Ketel Marte about his late mother has been banned from future games at Chicago's Rate Field, the White Sox announced Wednesday.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/06/2025
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 21/06/2025
Just missed 90 today in DC with an 89. 90 at Dulles and Baltimore... won't be so lucky ahead. Handy graphic from NWS for records that may fall. Details at cwg.live.
Record warm highs and lows ahead
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Jacob Ware @jacobware.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"The day before a violent political attack in Minnesota, the last top officials at a program that aims to spot so-called 'lone actor' violent domestic extremists were reassigned to other roles." A damning report by @willcarless.bsky.social in @usatoday.com. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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As ‘lone actor’ attacks rise, Trump cuts program aimed at spotting them
A DHS program that funds efforts to spot and report potential domestic terrorists is being shuttered by the Trump Administration, as attacks spike.
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Bob Jenkins @bobjenkins1930.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I can't believe that Joe Biden's age is having ICE kidnap these non-dangerous immigrants who are valuable and loved members of their communities. The next thing you know, Joe Biden's cognitive decline is going to deploy the military and institute martial law.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It’s always good to keep a few friends who aren’t chronically online, because every now and then you get to break some crazy news to them like you’re from the future or something
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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MLB purchases stake in Jomboy Media creating digital partnership
Major League Baseball is all-in on growing the game, and just as importantly, meeting fans where they actually are. That’s why MLB is teaming up with Jomboy Media. On Tuesday, it was announced that MLB has purchased an undisclosed stake in Jomboy Media through a strategic partnership that will weave Jomboy’s content throughout the league’s Read more... The post MLB purchases stake in Jomboy Media creating digital partnership appeared first on Awful Announcing.
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