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Stayin' Alive / Washington DC / Promiscuous with "Likes"

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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It might have taken him a long time to learn how to write in the first place. Now the dementia is amplifying his pride in it.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He identifies, feeling like a martyr himself. Biggest victim ever.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, when was "Military Observation Deck" thrown in there?
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Harold Bread
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When the leaked info on him got released a bunch of years ago, it turned out he owned or had owned a house a couple of blocks from me. We don't have that many of those signs around the neighborhood now, but there used to be a lot of them. What an ugly person.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
With servants.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You have to admit, blaming the guy who couldn’t leak fast enough that he was against the war is some real top tier mob shit.
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Jd Vance Nods
ALT: Jd Vance Nods
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 06/06/2026
To be fair, he would have given the exact same speech in 1944. It would have just been broadcast by radio from Berlin.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At a certain point you just have to conclude sinister motives.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s going to be instructive to see the representatives that were cowering hardest on January 6th go out now and justify making the people that wanted to kill them rich.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s very worrisome that the oligarchs had a very different Covid pandemic from the rest of us and they are calling all the shots right now.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Convinced Trump’s hiring all these 20-something blondes so he can have the Dr Strangelove ratio going in the bunker.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When I saw this announcement elsewhere, I thought of you!
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We must never lose sight of how absolutely fucking hallucinatorily batshit this is. The other guy says when you surrender now? That means *you* are the one suing for peace
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
been thinking a lot about the minicontroversy about him wearing this hat during the dignified transfer ceremony and i have concluded he thinks it's his more formal hat
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So, did Miller pick the name? Or Hegseth? Or Miller suggested it and Pete high fived him?
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Liver tartare, anyone?
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm beginning to wonder if having him travel all the time while career people run the FBI behind the scenes isn't actually a good use of resources. Keep him away and not underfoot. The problem is he needs to be the center of attention, so it would be hard to do this without him feeling overshadowed.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Murder of Alex Jeffrey Pretti A Cup of Coffee Extra www.cupofcoffeenews.com/the-murder-o...
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The Murder of Alex Jeffrey Pretti
A Cup of Coffee Extra
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I remember that one. They hadn't started giving them names yet. On the upside, it's easier to tell them apart in retrospect. On the down side, kind of lame.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's like they're not just missing that it's not politics as usual but that it's an entire realm beyond politics. As Carney said, a rupture, not a transition.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He saw the word "ice" in his written remarks and that got him confused, so he called Greenland "Iceland" a few times (which he has done before). Is that really supposed to be better? I guess we're lucky he didn't see "ice" and begin talking about deporting people.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
BBC is reporting that the same ICE officer who murdered Renee Good was involved in another violent incident in June.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All based on a “gotcha” video claiming that 3 daycares had no kids. One hadn’t opened yet for the day; one is actually closed. Dude arrived with no I.D. No call ahead. They DIDN’T LET HIM IN! The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Many years ago a male friend of mine told me he customized a Sims character for me. Uh, no. Obviously AI takes it to another level, but, no.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/11/2025
it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts
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Kiera Butler @kieraevebutler.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New from me: I talked to CDC staffers about the new vaccines and autism page. They said things like: “The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.” “I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
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“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page
"The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."
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The Air Is Heavy™️ @theairisstillheavy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I love being told that we have too much healthcare by people with free healthcare paid for by us.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/11/2025
"That rot appears in journalists in different forms: debasing themselves at the feet of power because it’s rewarded; allowing themselves to be debased by the powerful to maintain status and access; and identifying more with their powerful subjects than regular people"
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Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Jonathan V. Last had somewhat of a similar take at The Bulwark. It's quite plausible.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Did Trump’s Epstein Switcheroo Send Marjorie Greene on Her Wild Arc? talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/did-t...
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Did Trump’s Epstein Switcheroo Send Marjorie Greene on Her Wild Arc?
I try not to share ideas or theories that I suspect, by...
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Dave Levinthal @davelevinthal.com · 17/11/2025
Congressional committee chair portrait funds have become magnets for corporate and lobbyist interests. There’s little transparency and fewer regulations for these little-known funds. A @notus.com investigation details who’s giving — and receiving: www.notus.org/money/congre...
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Few Rules Govern Contributions to Congressional Portrait Funds
Congressional committee chair portrait funds are a magnet for lobbyists and special interest money.
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USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare, an internet infrastructure platform, is experiencing an outage that appears to be impacting websites across the internet. Cloudflare said users may see "higher-than-normal error rates" as it works to resolve the issue, which it said is due to an "internal service degradation."
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Is X down? Cloudflare outage impacts ChatGPT, Spotify, more websites
Some websites were down as part of an outage with Cloudflare, an internet infrastructure platform.
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Well, this could mean it'll be a grand era of mom and pop corner store insurance companies or <drum roll> Trump Insurance™ for all with "for all" meaning sending those direct payments right back to him.
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 17/11/2025
Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Even if they have some legal leg to stand on, they can't just let this go. They have to go hard on the cruelty.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse. I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“this mass deprivation, which we insist is bad and not our fault, is a great opportunity for us to talk about our plans for long-term mass deprivation”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I knew they’d come for the archivists and librarians but honestly I assumed it would be for a reason better than “Our Special Boy wants to give his friend a sword! Give him a sword!”
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/10/2025
Hunter S Thompson’s death to be reviewed more than 20 years later
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Hunter S Thompson’s death to be reviewed more than 20 years later
The journalist and author’s wife requested ‘fresh look’ from Colorado FBI, after his death was ruled a suicide in 2005 The death of Hunter S Thompson is set to be reviewed, more than 20 years after it was ruled a suicide. The journalist and author was believed to have killed himself on 20 February 2005 at the age of 67 and while there isn’t any new evidence to suggest otherwise, his widow Anita Thompson has requested that the Colorado Bureau of Investigation conduct a review. Thompson died at his home in Woody Creek, Colorado. In the UK and Ireland, Samaritans can be contacted on freephone 116 123, or email jo@samaritans.org or jo@samaritans.ie. In the US, you can call or text the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline on 988, chat on 988lifeline.org, or text HOME to 741741 to connect with a crisis counsellor. In Australia, the crisis support service Lifeline is 13 11 14. Other international helplines can be found at befrienders.org Continue reading...
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Wading into Durbin controversy, Pope Leo shows himself attuned to US debates www.ncronline.org/vatican/vati...
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Wading into Durbin controversy, Pope Leo shows himself attuned to US debates
"Someone who says, 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in favor of the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life." the pontiff said.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Rob Manfred: What if we made watching games complicated and more expensive?
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Patranoid @patranoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Empathy is its own thing. It doesn't require reciprocation; that's actually against the spirit of it. The empathy is weak people don't understand that.
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