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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Creepshow “Father’s Day” The one with the old guy/corpse yelling “I want my cake!”

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 04/09/2026

You can’t have a computer with consciousness because consciousness is not stored in the brain. Also we don’t know what brains are or how they work

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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026

At a certain point I have to ask myself if I got all this pedigree and spent decades doing research and building things to then spend the rest of my life attempting to come up with good arguments as to why the Cookie Monster isn't real.

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I would watch a show starring the Switzerland coach as a rakish high-end shoplifter

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

fuck it, release the tigers

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Our lives, our fortunes AND our sacred honor? In this economy???

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

There’s not a renaissance painting in the world that contains this much culturally coded information that’s practically inscrutable to the outsider

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Spontaneity is a key ingredient of joy and it’s very difficult to feel much joy watching sports anymore because every time something happens, you have to stop and wait while a bunch of fucking lawyers look at monitors for five minutes to decide whether or not the thing you saw happen, happened

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

A handful of academic charlatans provided cover for the four justices most associated with "originalism" to vote against the plain text meaning of the 14th Amendment -- and put them on the wrong side of one of the easiest originalism calls the court has ever had to make. Racism is a hell of a drug.

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

it has always been the motive of these vile predators to lurk around in search of a group of people they can dehumanize and torture. fuck them and anybody who agrees with them about anything. trans women are women, trans girls are girls, and some dusty ass bitches in robes can't change that.

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I still think it’s awful that we have no memorial or day of grieving to commemorate and eulogize the communal trauma of the epidemic.

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Steven Mazie @stevenmazie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It doesn’t beg the question (the vast majority of the time). It raises the question. End of TED talk.

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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I hope everyone’s learned their lesson about “let’s run our government like a business” bullshit Businesses can be run into the ground Not really supposed to do that with governments

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Torturing a child is just a “side of the debate” to these people, even the ones we’re supposedly looking to to save us

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Terrence Peterson @tgpeterson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/02/2026

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

“David! What does burning smell like?!” To hell with moping, I’m gonna laugh my ass off at this genius that we were blessed with

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Rotanen ♾️ @rotanen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Lotta gross old men out there wracking their brains trying to remember if they ran for President

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Steven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Washington Spirit has hosted more playoff matches at Audi Field this year (two) than D.C. United has since the stadium opened in 2018 (one). 😵‍💫

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

So tired of “if this were fiction, it would be rejected for being unrealistic” every time something a little too on the nose happens. Have any of these people read or watched ANY fiction?

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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Walmart bought the mall where George Romero shot Dawn of the Dead

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

WOSO family, let's help out one of our own.

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

The women’s Balón d’Or just being a bunch of Europeans that play half their games against pro-am level competition is such a disgrace

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

What an exhausting time to be able to read

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Let’s all get a low hum started

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Spirit Squadron @spiritsquadron.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

The supporters section will be leading a “Free DC” chant when the clock strikes 51:00 at tonight’s game. We hope you join in wherever you are in the stadium!

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

That Ann-Katrin Berger save is why we watch sports. Unreal

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Alexander Hay @alexanderhay.myatproto.social · 13/07/2025

This "what can you do with that degree" mentality is part of the problem. The attitude that everything has to serve a predetermined purpose, like a toilet plunger, is such a stunted, self-defeating way of looking at things.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

My new collection of short stories and poetry -- We Had It Coming -- is available for pre-order now! It's the best thing I've ever written and I think you all will find solace and despair in equal measure within. www.welcometohellworld.com/my-new-book-...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Sometimes people describe politics and they go “the pendulum swings one way, and then the other” but when did the pendulum swing away from the rich and towards the poor? Did I miss that?

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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Just saw ad for Google AI helping a couple get set up in their first house. “Just ask Google.” I’ve never seen such clear evidence of why we’re all so fucking lonely. Call your parents! Call your siblings! Don’t have any? Call a friend! Ask your new neighbor! Don’t ask the surveillance company!

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

“Strange women, [drying up] ponds, distributing []words, is no basis for a system of [knowledge]! If I went round, saying I was an emperor just because some moistened [bit] lugged a [thesaurus] at me, they’d put me away!”

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Citizen Kane A Man Escaped Breathless L’Atalante Sunrise

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The big reveal is that this - what you’re seeing right now - is in fact *exactly* how businesses are run; chaotically and at the whims of sociopaths who think they know everything, actually know nothing, and run away with a golden parachute to leave others to clean up their mess.

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

If you think this is bad, wait until you find out about the county jails run by Sheriffs

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Would you like your food with or without pig shit in it? Just kidding, it’s all about to be pig shit.

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Cara Pelletier @scaradactyl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

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Paste Pot Carl @pastepotpete.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

These in-game commercials during NWSL broadcasts are so tacky

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David Noll @david.noll.org · 10/04/2025

Adam makes another very good point, which is that any firm which agrees to one of these settlements is now an agent of the government which can no longer give independent legal advice.

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