Reposted by Parker the FreakErsatzEmpress 🏳️⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 17halso just throwing it out there, I understand putting Onslaught in the warcrimes filing cabinet™️, I do. Like that's a leadership rival in waiting. And Swindle, yeah sure. Liability. Get it. But what crimes are Blast Off, Brawl and Vortex guilt of that the *very free* Starscream isn't doing *daily*? 173
Reposted by Parker the FreakChuck Topley @ctopley.bsky.social · 12hI wish we had got like 6 movies of Kirsty repeatedly somehow conning her way out of trouble like she was Bugs Bunny. 1163
Reposted by Parker the FreakDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 17hIt’s so funny how every single time an actor or filmmaker brings up the movie “Crash” in an interview they have to immediately qualify it with “Not the Best Picture-winner, I mean the one about car perverts” 2246
Reposted by Parker the FreakJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 16hCamera Cenobite this... CD Cenobite that... What about BARTENDER CENOBITE!!?? He can breathe fire! 3383
Reposted by Parker the FreakJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 17hIt's that time of year again... Time for me to laugh as I remember that Pinhead is the biggest loser of all the horror movie slasher guys. ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM THE FIRST MOVIE: 2457
Reposted by Parker the FreakTriple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 18h...shouldn't these be the other way around??? 936657
Reposted by Parker the FreakErsatzEmpress 🏳️⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 22hStarscream's Brigade is a great G1 episode, *mostly* because it's a fun introduction to the best combiner team (the Combaticons, duhh), but also because it establishes that prison for Decepticons is "a filing cabinet containing your mortal fucking soul". Like absolutely wild lore drop out of nowhere 23316
Reposted by Parker the FreakTransformers Toy Patents @tfpatents.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The patent for an unreleased prop plane/excavator triple changer was filed on 1985-06-27, two months before Sandstorm. Invented by Kaoru Matsumoto. JPS626883U 13413
Reposted by Parker the FreakStellara Stella(In stormblood babyyy) @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 123294869
Reposted by Parker the FreakDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj) 7364104
Reposted by Parker the FreakSpider-Father is gonna have a rip-roaring year! @spider-father.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"...I can do whatever the hell I like." #Transformers 4737
Reposted by Parker the Freakromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026idk how anyone can see something advertised with ai and NOT immediately think of the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow 91518404
Reposted by Parker the Freaksgrimp @sgrimp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026nothing ever changes #rodimusprime #transformers 543595
Reposted by Parker the FreakThe Mundy Sky @the-faces-of-evil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Top 10 Strongest Mutants In The Marvel Multiverse 1. “Flame On” Conductor Who Can Transform An Entire Orchestra’s Sounds Into A Kickin’ Hip-Hop Beat 02313
Reposted by Parker the FreakGrant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"ONE OF US DROPPED A CONTACT LENSE! WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO BLOCK THE STREET!!" 023
Reposted by Parker the FreakDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 255181984803
Reposted by Parker the FreakDan @danlikescomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"One of the darkest movies ever made"static.klipy.comSpongebob & Patrick on Hardpretzel Roller CoasterAlt: Spongebob & Patrick on Hardpretzel Roller Coaster 2294
Reposted by Parker the Freakshinerai @shinerai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wouldn't call myself an expert, but I made some notes to process some observations of feathered wings and thought I'd share. If it's useful to you too, I'd be glad. Not intended to be scientific or precise so take it with a grain of salt! 7807257
Reposted by Parker the Freak🐇 velvet @velvetclovers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026smallscream #transformers #maccadam 0156
Reposted by Parker the FreakCachet ☠️🪳 @piratecashoo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025my favourite overly small weird unidentifiable thing #spamton #deltarune 9544168
Reposted by Parker the FreakEsports Level Gay Chicken @rainripple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote a 280+ slide powerpoint about #MTMTE #Rodimus docs.google.com/presentation...docs.google.comRodimus PPTHow To Take Responsibility - And Mean It. A MTMTE/LL Rodimus powerpoint Written by an unqualified tourist. 2338
Reposted by Parker the Freakc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust) 8648281465
Reposted by Parker the FreakKathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October 1st which means this video should be seen by everyone again 56924
Reposted by Parker the FreakULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BEETLEJUICE (1988, Tim Burton) 126353
Reposted by Parker the FreakVera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026kicking off Hooptober 13 with the only american horror movie that actually mattersstatic.klipy.comChop Top Sawyer's Intense ExpressionALT: Chop Top Sawyer's Intense Expression 91205
Reposted by Parker the FreakBattle Armor Dad @battlearmordad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026JCPenney Catalog 1980 0275
Reposted by Parker the FreakGraeme Neil Reid @graemeneilreid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those things!" Night of the Living Dead released on this day (1st October) 1968. Watercolour painting. 03615
Reposted by Parker the FreakSpider-Father is gonna have a rip-roaring year! @spider-father.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The stuff of nightmares! #Transformers 2435
Reposted by Parker the FreakAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New York is the greatest city on planet earth 12814181
Reposted by Parker the FreakOne Transformer Fact A Day @transformerfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Appearing in the late 2010s, the "Evergreen" Transformers designs are standardized, franchise-less designs that Hasbro does not need to update in accordance to new media, often used for licensed merchandise and budget toys. #Transformers 1238
Reposted by Parker the Freakthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3463971443
Reposted by Parker the FreakBlade Raider @bladeraider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Catching up on the New Legends manga. This panel is wonderful, especially when read in Weird Al's voice. 096
Reposted by Parker the FreakJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026support the kickstarter for my new book 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 72534355
Reposted by Parker the Freakpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026street art goatse 1160176
Reposted by Parker the FreakMtH @ezfollowers.xyz · 01/10/2026this but like for real. if you need video editors YTPers know every trick in the book plus they have amazing comedic timing. they will probably make you funnier. 110321
Reposted by Parker the Freakheathen !! ➡️TFCON ORLANDO @heathenish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my subservient cum rag holds my tablet pen. how quaint. 1295
Reposted by Parker the Freakcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list 262267300
Reposted by Parker the FreakAlisdair Wood @alisdairwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Karloff as The Mummy. With the amazing make up work of Jack Pierce. #Claretzine 0309
Reposted by Parker the FreakBrenna@Thought Bubble UK @pangolinart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#inktober day 1: dinobot I can fix him 26027
