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Flowers Georg

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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 23m
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 3h
Oh no the collared dove is back 🤐
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 3h
Gaura flower for Thursday. 🌱
Bright magenta gaura flower. It has several small petals and darker spikes in the middle.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 15h
It's wild to me how much has changed since I was a kid regarding big name celebrities shilling for products and doing commercials. Sure, they used to do them in other countries but not the US! Now whenever I see one I just think "John Cena* likes money." *Or whomever
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Rook Lafetra @rooklafetra.bsky.social · 19h
I've encountered entirely different versions of this everywhere I've lived in, so I'm curious about places I haven't lived: If an item of food is called "California style", what is that most likely going to mean in your region and where is that?
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 19h
Janet Jackson's "what have you done for men like me" confused me for years until I found out the lyric was "what have you done for me lately"
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 21h
The little cohort of internet babies all born within a month or two of F are all turning 9 which means he'll be 9 soon! NINE!!!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 22h
Even the French Republican calendar says it's decorative gourd season!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ughhhh I still need to decide whether or not to attend my beshitted hs reunion later this month. 🫥
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I managed to get out for a run before it reached heat death of the universe temps outside, so I have that going for me.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm convinced it's my own hubris that caused this terrible heat. I didn't knit any pumpkins this year in September because it was so delightfully temperate early in the month.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no I found a fencing/archery/historical European martial arts school full of classes F would probably love.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Quaint Folk
Quaint Folk is a sharply satirical queer folk horror novel that peels back the idyllic veneer of a seemingly perfect island town to reveal the rot beneath, f...
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is similar to how I felt sitting through my company's mandatory "ai" Copilot training. If everything is using the thing to write the emails and also using the thing to summarize/read emails for them, what's the point of the emails?
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People often send me pictures of their cats and dogs with my books, but it's nice to know that less domesticated creatures sometimes read them, too, such as this endangered long-eared bat someone photographed and sent me recently.
A lovely cat wondering why the fuck somebody has given it my book, Villager, when it has repeatedly told them how much it despises episodic psychedelic novels.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We made a comic about a mayfly.
1) Bug: What’s your deal?
2) Gnat: Well, I hatched this morning.
3) Gnat: Tonight, I will die of old age.
4) Bug: Woah buddy, I didn’t ask for your life story.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having one of those work days where I feel like Cassandra.
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Shelby Hailstone Law @shailstonelaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Psssst it’s Anti Prime Day, and you should go read a book about space mermaids! #booksky #writesky #antiprimeday bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Mermaids of Europa
When we sent probes out to Europa, we were hoping to find signs of life in our solar system. But finding that life has kicked off a brand new space race, with deadly stakes millions of miles from home...
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Sterf, perhaps @msteph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to buy a bunch of art books for work. What would you put in front of a young artist who is smarter than they need to be and angry about everything and wants to make that into art?
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This book is great!!!
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To celebrate Anti-Prime Day, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so thrilled our book is finally out in the world! More good news will be coming soon about it, but for today, I'm just grateful for everyone who helped make this happen!
Graphic celebrating the release of THE NEW CAT. Features the cover of the picture book, multiple black cats, a piece of cake, and a snapshot of a toddler with a cat.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The other fancy cosmos plant...is white! 🌱 Also the flowers aren't as fancy as the other plant.
Three white cosmos flowers on the same plant. The petals are serrated at the edges. Each flower has a yellow green center.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm complaining a lot about this heat wave but it isn't completely unprecedented. The year F was born, it was in the 90s when we brought him home (in late October) and it was so hot his first week that he basically only wore a diaper and had outgrown the newborn clothes by the time it cooled down.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you, like me, were a wayside school fan, you might enjoy (as I did) reading the author's first book specifically for adult readers. It's called the Magician of Tiger Castle and it was great and funny and smart, a very quick read. It brought me joy.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's even hotter than they predicted (currently 105F) 🤬🥵🤬🥵🤬🥵🤬🥵. It's going to be 100 or more every day through Friday.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hoped some rowing and a shower would help but I'm still tired as hell. This heat can go fuck itself.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do we* feel about wearing clothes by labels** that are traditionally for the geriatric but the materials are silk and linen and they have a reputation for being well made?*** *by we I mean me **Eileen Fisher ***Purchased on thredup or Poshmark
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/10/2026
Plague, plague!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two petunias on the same plant. 🌱
Pale yellow petunia flower with a very large wine colored blotch in the center. Another pale yellow petunia flower on the same plant as the previous photo, but way more of the flower is yellow and the blotch in the center is shaped like a goathead.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is everything overthinking and overcomplicating the cookies on the baking show? I don't think any of these sound good.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The gollum in the animated Rankin Bass version of the Hobbit, which I saw when I was 3 or 4 and gave me nightmares for years.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goodbye to another radio play! Here is my post show hair.
Selfie of me with makeup still on. I'm wearing a sleeveless navy dress with a floral print. My hair is swoopy in the front and still wavy.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I worked on the kilt and I'm pretty happy so far considering I am just winging it! I still have to put the elastic in the casing and sew on the Velcro but it's looking like a kilt.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's hot as balls and I am extremely grouchy about it!!! It shouldn't be 90 degrees at 9:30 am in October! This is not ok!!!!!!!!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway here is what I look like in my costume with hair and makeup.
Me in makeup with victory rolls in my hair. I have a pearl necklace and am wearing a blue dress with a v neck and black collar. This is before I put in the red lipstick.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh shit one of the radio play actors was in a car accident (car totalled, he is luckily ok but can't get to the theater) so the stage manager is going to read his parts for one of the plays and another actor who does stuff here sometimes is going to do the other two. 😬
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really think the 1940s hair/makeup is a good look on me. The b&w head shots we took for last year's radio play are some of my favorite photos ever taken of me. (Usually I hate how I look in photos)
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post show selfie (night one of radio play)
Selfie of me with my hair curled. The front of it is done up in victory rolls, 1940s style. I'm wearing lots of makeup including red lipstick. My top is teal, v neck, and sleeveless.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Per his request, I am making a kilt for F out of this fabric, and I'm just using the one we bought as a Celtic festival as a guide (not using a pattern). I still need Velcro and elastic but I can do all the prep work and I'm practicing French seams.
Black quilting cotton fabric with a print of orangey red spiders and grey spiderwebs.
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Melanie Greene @melaniegreene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you’ve been waiting forever for the show to begin, but you’re with your buds so it’s okay
Several tiered boxes of grinning (fake, to be clear) skeletons looking like a packed arena but they enjoy hanging together so the lack of a floor show isn’t bugging them overmuch
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing putting my hair up in pin curls has shown me is that I absolutely do not have the facial features for a pixie cut.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perhaps you might enjoy a dahlia to celebrate Friday.
Unusual dahlia flower. It is bicolor, with larger pink streaked outer petals and small ruffled yellow inner petals that resemble a chrysanthemum.
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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last call for the last votes of #MinCup26!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw crap the fall carnival at F's school is tomorrow evening and I absolutely do not want to bake anything for the cake walk (I have always done so in the past). It's in the 90s and I have rehearsal tonight and I won't want to bake when I get home. Nor will I want to hear up the house tomorrow.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was gonna paint my fingernails for final dress tonight but my bright red nail polish is a gloopy mess so I guess my hands will go naked.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is October, pals, which means it's ORNAMENTS TIME. It's here!!! Sign up in October, get your ornaments to me in November, get a whole bunch of different ones in December! Here's what we made last year.
Homemade holiday ornaments from 2025 including baba yaga's house, a cardinal, a frog, an electrocuted cat, and more!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
H*ck yeah potatoes!!!
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our cat is half the cat she used to be, though you'd never know it by looking at her. (she's now less than 8 pounds, down from probably 14-15 at her midlife chonkiest). She's 17 and a cranky old lady, and still will only eat this one brand of dry cat food. No wets, no treats of any kind.
A blurry picture of a brown tabby cat bathing herself on my desk. Her primordial pouch skin sits on her back feet.
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