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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

@grubreport.bsky.social
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I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2026: THE NEW CAT. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social Go Blue! www.stephanielucianovic.com

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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this quote in the wild with my name cropped out feel free to drop a citation 🙏
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Susan @smocarski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flower of the Day - a globe thistle on the savanna for #TextureTuesday
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manewt.bsky.social @manewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ADAM BRODY (who is Jewish): “Put me down as thinking it’s a genocide. Put me down as wanting a free Palestine… it feels like it’s reaching a breaking point it should have a while ago.” www.gq.com/story/knock-...
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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
give us the security cam footage you bastards
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 26/09/2026
Meta's platforms have repeatedly been caught running ads for deepfake "nudify" apps that let you virtually undress real people without their consent, but they won't run an a trailer for an upcoming documentary that reflects poorly on Elon Musk. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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FREEBROOKLYN❌👑 @freebklyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In NYC, it releases on Thursday, 10/8, at Angelika Film Center, and there are Q&As with Alex Gibney and Ashley St. Clair after two of the Friday viewings and two of the Saturday viewings! angelikafilmcenter.com/nyc/movies/d...
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Movie Information | Tickets | Showtimes
Experience cinema like never before! Secure your tickets, enjoy gift cards, and take advantage of food and drink deals. Don't miss our special screenings and events!
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dumbasses even at the "highest" level www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Stanford apologizes saying AI-altered photo that changed student’s gender and race violated policy
“To see me erased like that so easily was kind of very upsetting,” one student said.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First draft written in 2016 & 12 yrs later THIS. IS. HAPPENING!!! So grateful that @literaticat.bsky.social, Emily Feinberg, and Fifth Color Press/Macmillan took a chance on this EXTREMELY weird and dark book. I am so excited to see what me and the wickedly hilarious Vera Brosgol create together!
Book announcement for THE TREES HAVE EYES superimposed over a tree with an "eye."
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Children's Bookshelf @pwkidsbookshelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming soon: new projects from @grubreport.bsky.social @verabrosgol.bsky.social @mariannebtabner.bsky.social + more buff.ly/D0IA5MK
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reap: sow etc
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every guy who said this to me was awful.
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John McIntyre @johnemcintyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m 75 years old with a disintegrating right hip, and if I can return the shopping cart instead of leaving it in the middle of the damn sidewalk, I’m pretty sure that most of you can, too.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing how thoroughly "Tesla driver" is now recognized as a synonym for "piece of shit."
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nah, @jaketapper.bsky.social about to do another series on Biden’s health.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey White House Correspondents' Association -- is *this enough?
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The Positivity N*gga @offbydesign.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Mayor Scott deserves his flowers just as much as Mamdani. He's doing a lot with less and cares heavily for the city but doesn't get the recognition.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Speaker is a fucking coward
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Kelly Mangan (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @kellyamangan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(I mean, he's always loved Stephanie's books, so I don't know why I'm surprised. 😆 HELLO STAR and THE END OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL were two of his favorites. I guess her style and the way she approaches subjects really speaks to him)
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Kelly Mangan (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @kellyamangan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I recently bought ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS, by Stephanie Lucianovic & Laan Cham, and it's really good: fun, cute and, best of all, UNEXPECTED. Even my 10yo ("but-I'm-too-old-for-picture-books") critic laughed through the story & said "I actually liked that one." Highly recommend.
Cover for ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"It stated Ms Green micro-dosed mushrooms and that could be the reason for prior bleeding around the kidneys." www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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Doctor forced to apologise after AI makes 'scary' error about illegal drugs
Artificial Intelligence is listening to many people's medical appointments, but it is not always hearing things correctly.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey @12x12challenge.bsky.social -- thank you for shouting out my books on your recent podcast with @mirandapaul.bsky.social! I especially appreciate you discussing NOT LIKE EVERY DAY. 💜
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FBI=Favoring Bestiality Interactions #KashPatel
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
!!!!!!!
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SKOL
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 13/09/2026
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 13/09/2026
This is amazing… They gave the Humanitarian Award to an entire state. At the 2026 Hispanic Heritage Awards, the people of Minnesota were honored for how they came together to support their neighbors during the federal immigration crackdown. Congratulations, Minnesota. 👏🏽 #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Marianne Seiman, contemporary crochet artist (via Instagram) #Womensart #September
Photo of twelve different and colourful toadstools and mushrooms created from crochet against a black background
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘ken paxton owns 15 homes while most texans can‘t afford one‘ so refreshing to hear a from james talarico, a candidate who doesn't accept corporate pac money
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aside from my usual memories of being at my desk in Boston when my husband called me with the news and our intense fear for our colleagues at Little, Brown who were in the air to NY to launch the fall books
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look, he’s not the best painter but he did manage to capture the dull, lifeless eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 11/09/2026
Next Trump will start exhorting crowds to eat the dogs and the cats.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY PREORDER
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/09/2026
As a parent of a trans kiddo - medical care for trans care is clear, has medical recommendations, and does not need you sticking your nose into the business. The only debate is an existential one. Either you support trans people, or you think they don't deserve to exist. Everything else is noise.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I think he speaks for many of us when he said sadly, "I don't think it was a real diamond."
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
He described it as big as his fist and
Child drawing of a "rock" surrounded by black and a purple interior
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
After a bunch of questions from us, 2nd grader finally DREW what the diamond looked like.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Then three days later ... This AM, 2nd grader remarked, "[student name] showed us the diamond." Me and Dr. M: !!!!!!!!
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
In retrospect, I'm just impressed no one got nekkid. And I'm talking about participants in my own household in particular.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
2nd grader: "The sky looks like CHEETOS!" 6th grader: "DON'T ruin Cheetos for me!" And ... *now* the school day is over.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Now 2nd grader is repeating the whole story to his brother who is transcribing it. The school day is over.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
(We have gasped with appropriate drama.)
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
2nd grader's hands are now planted on his tiny hips. That's how offended he is by that chosen name change.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
"He CHANGED his NAME to BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I also think this means the name was changed to something really bad.
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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
(because he has everyone's undivided attention for once and he's making the most of it)
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