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@pallasinine.bsky.social
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personal account for activities and behaviors. i like languages, games, and communism 20-something transgender butch dyke (pronouns: fuck around/find out), EN/ES/ZH

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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 27m
had someone show me his letterboxd once and he had the barbie movie at 5 stars but gave I Love Boosters a 3.5 for being "gaudy"
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 2h
condor heroes does have a cool feminism win when guo jing tries to kill himself
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 2h
finished Legend of the Condor Heroes/射雕英雄传 and this does hold. i think the writing quality shows some of the dangers of serialization - much of it would not be out of place in a mid-quality battle shonen manga today
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 13h
Bug Game Out On Itch Dot Io Right Now! Did You Know You Can Put Any Number You Want In The Payment Field, tomorrow-today.itch.io/i-dont-remem...
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I Don't Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again: Game of the Year Edition by sage tomorrow, today
a single player journaling rpg WITH UPDATED GRAPHICS AND NEW MECHANICS
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13h
storygame theoryslop: i've invented a new categorization system to describe all modes of human behavior using one of 8 Valences OSR theoryslop: finally i have proven once and for all that system does or doesn't matter (it depends) trad theoryslop: here's how to replace levels with feats
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 14h
what are good Party Teas. teas for a party. not a tea party per se, but one may be nested inside of the wider party situation. teas that would be good for both the inner and outer parties
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 14/10/2026
if u ask a dyke what movie she wants to watch with u and she starts talking about david cronenberg & asking if you’ve seen crash the little inside out guys inside her head start running for cover because Horny just pulled a gun on the rest of them
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TacoDraws (commissions OPEN (3 slots)) @tacodraws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just found out about the TonyGotchi, the Tony Soprano themed Tamagotchi made by Debonairheads. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ooooooooh big coat sagey.
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I always read this like patch notes
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NEW IN THIS DEMO: * 5 new knives * 2 new rings * 11 new upgrades * [REDACTED] new endings * Graphics and QoL upgrades
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
为什么“有毛病”叫那么。我有毛,你有毛,世界中所人有毛
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
simultaneously the most freeing and stressful thing having so little social media. nobody reads my shit 😊 nobody reads my shit . . . 🫠
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
penguinking.itch.io/eat-god "Eat God" playtest draft 0.8 is up. Big changes. Brain hurts from tracking them. Changelog here: penguinking.itch.io/eat-god/devl...
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Eat God (early access) by Penguin King Games, David J Prokopetz
A game for 3 to 7 players
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Ulfsire @ulfsire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they're saying the violence is beyond restraint
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
main takeaway from reading Condor Heroes so far is that Jin Yong really, really liked piss.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Scare-on Lim 林家丰 @ehronlime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you can play boardgames like role playing games and you can play role playing games like boardgames so ‘boardgames’ and ‘roleplaying games’ are really more like stances of play rather than different products
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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to build an amazing and confusing maze. Let me know if you find a place like that!
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Grass Toucher Georg @avengingfem.me · 07/10/2026
i have a new theory of Social Media Bad. a lot of ink has been spilled about the addictive qualities of twitterlike social media, including many allegations of developer use of "dark patterns" and self conscious "engagement maximizing", but i'd like to propose something a little more mundane.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You'd think the history of medieval clowning is the one area fantasy authors would be interested in exploring, given how many of them are clowns themselves, but nope – just a solid wall of this guy:
Photograph of the painting "Stańczyk w czasie balu na dworze królowej Bony wobec straconego Smoleńska" (trans: "Stańczyk during a ball at the court of Queen Bona in the face of the loss of Smolensk") by artist Jan Matejko. The jester Stańczyk is depicted sitting in a high-backed wooden chair with a deeply troubled expression on his face, while an opulent party carries on in the background. Taken together with the title, the painting suggests that the jester is the only member of the court who understands the gravity of what has just occurred.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
let us now have a good long look
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juicey @honeybunny-juice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all respect to the most reliable girl out there: miss chicken sammie
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi, everyone! Excited to announce that I’m launching I Don’t Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again: Game of the Year Edition on itch! This serves both as an actual physical page for Bugs as well as a way for you to support me, if you so choose :) tomorrow-today.itch.io/i-dont-remem...
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I Don't Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again: Game of the Year Edition by sage tomorrow, today
a single player journaling rpg WITH UPDATED GRAPHICS AND NEW MECHANICS
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trying to explain the principles of wuxing to our sect's newest disciple (he is from philadelphia) and he gets it immediately and his neigong fundamentals are flawless, the best in generations, but he won't stop saying it "wooder" so we all beat him to death like a dog
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vin; androgyne @hologramvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the snake god Dionin, from The Lair of the White Worm
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey im having a horrendous day/week, if you wanna support my work it might be a good time to back my patreon and be nice to me patreon.com/possumcreek
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no-context 射雕英雄传 posting
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not the point of the original, but judging a game by its ending(s) is like judging a book by its dedication
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best thing about "Darmok" is that the aliens are actually 100% able to speak in plain terms – they just refuse to do so because their culture regards it as humiliatingly undignified NOT to communicate exclusively in fucked up memes, and they're willing to risk an interstellar incident over this.
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“At least six babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles, with two so sick they had to be admitted to intensive care.” H/t @ameshaa.bsky.social
nbcnews.com
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the one-year anniversary of the release of Unfair Flips!!! The game is not on sale today because I forgot. But also it's $1.99 anyways so a sale is mostly in the mind store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...
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Unfair Flips on Steam
A non-idle clicker game about flipping a coin that hates you. Starting with just a 20% chance of getting heads, can you get ten heads in a row?
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my alarm app has started running ads and i can't even be mad, even though it means closing 2-3 random browser tabs every morning, because "getting clickthrough from users sleepily pawing at the screen" is the most harmless scam i've seen
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"controlling" a chronic illness SHOULD mean that you can use it like a secret weapon hidden inside your body and command it to go battle others for you
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
To die is to get the substance sucked out.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Few are truly prepared to wield such power, but when you become a butch lesbian your 'secret lacy lingerie under normal clothes' move gets upgraded to a guaranteed OHKO
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the older i get the more i understand my es/en twitter mutual from back in the day whose sense of humor revolved mostly around mangling the word "pregnancy" in every way possible
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Panel 1: IEEE Single-Precision Floating Point standard 
Panel 2: Omni-Man: Look what they need to
mimic a fraction
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
smothered by many women in jail
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Happy Friday! Enjoy The Weekend
ALT: Happy Friday! Enjoy The Weekend
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Roxanne Program @roxanneprogram.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Weapons was kind of ass!
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
我成功让一个discord频道里的所有人都改说西班牙语了。更美好的世界是可能的
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Www.ilovefatchicks dot com
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
rehashing something that people have been saying abt e.g. movies for decades but it's crazy how a ttrpg having sex moves automatically gets it described as "niche" while a ttrpg having rules for how to kill other people is so normal that ppl will treat their absence as notable in and of itself
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 13/08/2026
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Power Violence LIVES!!! @gndrkllr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If I am not stoned and convincingly singing in a language I do not speak ( I frequently do this phoenetically because I am an insane woman) by 11 am it will not be a good day.
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enticing gourd @pallasinine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
siempre sueño forzar todas mis amigas aprender otras idiomas y siempre me frustra k no puedo simplemente secuestrarlas y hace que dejar de hablar inglés por. quizás unas semanas. pienso k sea suficiente
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