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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 8h
It should alarm us that the civilian head of the military gathers together troops to give them a political speech in which he calls the free press treasonous. He should be removed from office for doing so.
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Trevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 12h
This is a picture of senior academics holding up a result from their classic 1997 paper as the be-all and end-all on the topic.
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cctakato 🏳️‍⚧️ @cctakato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go see Forgotten Island instead.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 15h
just got rickrolled at the dry cleaners. at least one customer was dancing 🕺
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“We made history and the best news would be if we could harness that momentum to develop our country and improve the living conditions of our people.” 🇨🇻
observer.co.uk
Cape Verde hero Vozinha: ‘I preferred my life before fame’
The goalkeeper became a star with a sensational performance against Spain in this summer’s World Cup, but has discovered the downsides to his new-found celebrity
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I believe that Dr. Ellora Derenoncourt is the first Black woman economist EVER to be named a MacArthur Genius. My heart is bursting. I am OVERJOYED.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#EconSky
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 30/09/2026
Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, this was our most-read story: ft.trib.al/7AeSkTq
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Upton Sinclair remains undefeated
Upton Sinclair man/job quote
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reeve said at the Lynx's awards press conference this year that she and Miles talk in "if-then-else" statements. "That's a computer science term," she added as an aside. Reeve was a comp sci major at La Salle. Both of Miles' parents are engineers. "It's how we're programmed."
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got two words for you: Case Keenum and Andy Dalton, must-see TV.
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 28/09/2026
The Privatize-Losses-Not-Just-Gains Challenge levels Common sense: High Economic sense: High Difficulty: High (due to corruption)
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Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NFC West standings 49ers 3-0 Seahawks 2-1 Cardinals 1-2 Rams 1-2
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HUFANGA!!! (wish he could still be with the Niners)
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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AmyAlexCA @amyalexca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pouring one out for the Hatch Act.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes we can
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Ryan D. Edwards @ryandedwards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the FDA could fix this omission today, that seems like something about vaccines that everyone could agree on. Thalidomide was before the reforms that established compensation funds for victims of rare side effects www.npr.org/2026/09/26/n...
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The U.S. has more thalidomide survivors than the government admits
In the 1950s and 1960s, doctors gave the drug thalidomide to pregnant patients without telling them — and without FDA approval. Now those patients' children want recognition.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rio got a great NFL game today 🇧🇷 🏈
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 27/09/2026
Effective altruism is closely linked to the Epstein-backed Edge network of big-name scholars/thinkers, many of whom believe their brilliance makes them better than everyone and uniquely capable of saving the world. So it's not surprising to me that these men see women as less than full human beings.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brazilian NFL fans rule lol
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Washington Commanders Spill The Seattle Coffee and Beat The Other Washington Team!
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hook and ladder! Deebo to the house.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as a 49ers fan in NoVA, good to see the Commanders get a pick-6 off the Seahawks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important to note that Carlos receives substantial covert and overt support from the US government and US corporations
Every Latin American election 

Lifelong progressive activist - 50.1% (alliance controls 20% of Congress)

Carlos Hitler - 49.9% (alliance controls 50% of Congress)
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and another! (Hall, 72’)
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t forget, this is how the Kennedy center dismantling started. The folks at your institution doing equity work might be the first targeted, but the institutions themselves are always the target. Hope folks have learned this now.
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Hey Spirits! @heyspirits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi! It's wet It's windy! Let's have some fun!
Starting XI
MacIver
Rudd
Lucia
Carle
Morgan
Rodman
Andi
Hal
Rose
Ngock
Cantore

Subs
Bethi
Bolt
Hatch
Luvanga
Claudinha
Paige
Gift
Tsé
Wojo
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Road construction is so perpetual in Montreal that the traffic drum has apparently become a pop culture symbol for the city. Love it.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
A display case with the Statler and Waldorf puppets above one of Henson’s sketches
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Dan Kim (김명준) @danielmkim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate that I was proven right in autumn 2016 when I said, before that soul crushing election, let’s not get overconfident with these poll numbers. But at the risk of repeating myself, yeah, let’s not get overconfident AGAIN.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
USMNT teenager goal alert (Ellis, 4’)
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a regular feature of data-matching, especially when done in a half-assed way. The purpose is to create the false claims of fraud. For example, Republicans complained for years about the risk of double voting. A credible system was built to detect it (ERIC). Then they killed it.
ERIC had been relatively uncontroversial since its creation. The idea behind it started in 2008, when election officials identified the potential for people to have multiple registrations in different states — in itself not surprising in a country that is at once highly mobile but operates a decentralized voting system — creating the potential for voting in different states. ERIC offered a tool that could track that problem, through a mixture of data sourcing and analytical tools that minimized false positives. By identifying moves and deaths, it allowed states to keep the voting rolls accurate. In 2013 it had seven members, which would increase to 32 states at its height.

Then in January of 2022, the Louisiana Secretary of State Kyle Ardoin dropped out of ERIC. He made his announcement to a group of far right election activists, to sustained applause. But for other election officials it was a puzzle. One state election official who worked for GOP secretaries of state said:

Everybody looked at this and said, 'This is insane, what are you talking about?' As soon as [Ardoin] did that — that created this pressure on the other Republican states that wasn't there before
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 26/09/2026
The nor’easter is pounding the Mid-Atlantic coast. Wind gusts have neared 60 mph, waves are reaching up to 11 feet and ocean water is surging into the dunes. See the dramatic photos and videos from the Maryland and Delaware beaches: www.capitalweather.com/photos-and-v...
capitalweather.com
Photos and videos: Nor’easter pounds Maryland, Delaware beaches
A slow-moving nor’easter is battering the Maryland and Delaware beaches with damaging winds, coastal flooding and powerful surf.
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p.a.lapid ma-BOO-hay 👻🎃😈 @palapid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
curse the unholy union between betting companies, sports clubs, and sports media
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 26/09/2026
Massive Nor'easter! Check out the view from space. This is a gorgeous view of the storm that is buffeting coastal areas and will spread rain showers into DC area this afternoon from northeast to southwest. The Atlantic Coast is taking a beat, with some gusts over 50 mph along the Delaware coast.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And when people hate on BlueSky, I point out that the development of a counter-public during authoritarian moment in politics is very important.
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ownbrand @ownbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I walk into the conference room, I greet the interviewer with a friendly but firm handshake, I look them dead in the eyes, unwavering as I tip the bag on the boardroom table and confidently don my plastic gloves
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Jenna Norton @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vought broke the law when he tried to dismantle the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). He also made it easier for wealthy corporations to cheat average Americans. www.courthousenews.com/judge-orders... Time to impeach & convict. ImpeachVought.com
courthousenews.com
Judge orders feds to restore consumer watchdog funding
Created from the fallout of the 2008 financial crisis, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has returned over $20 billion to consumers since its inception, according to the plaintiff states.
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