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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Day 5 of Octobeni! Today's Kobeni has her contemplating her life choices. #SantanaelArt #Octobeni #Kobeni #ChainsawMan

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 23h

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Steel A Jeeg @dogbarkingbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know I spilled the beans months before they wanted it public, but man... fuck this. Private equity is killing the boutique labels that saved this industry and that ISN'T a coincidence. It's a targeted killing.

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Pachis Island @pachisisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They should make a Bluesky that lets you upload images from mobile.

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Neco-Tan - LowPoly #EnVTuber @tannerofthenorth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No no it's fine, I just didn't think Lysandre would be Chinese

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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026

just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett

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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

more fb marketplace finds

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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the blowjob brothers

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ｵｰｶﾐ

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(credits: 100) me:hello is this claude? (credits: 80) claude:yes me:really? (credits: 65) claude:yes me:really?! (credits: 50) claude:yes

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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026

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Final Fantaiku @taiku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A wireless bra sounds cool in theory but a battery just doesn't get the same power output. Plus you gotta charge it on occasion

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon

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ash! @spaceash.es · 29/09/2026

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026

You catch that big video essay last night?

coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler

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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

rent lowering cumshots

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Diabetus @diabetus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My 9 games

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Rollin Bishop @rollinbishop.com · 27/09/2026

just for context: doing this will get you fired as a games journalist

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026

World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Baarbers

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Sig 👻 @shigufever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scott Cawthon and Epic Games teaming up to donate one trillion dollars to Mitch McConnell

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Dbz Dragonball Fusion Dance

Alt: Dbz Dragonball Fusion Dance

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Vapor Weyve @nymphomachy.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026

This is also why KOSA, FOSTA/SESTA and the age verification grift panopticon are socially apocalyptic

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

now that dolly has passed on, does eating this food in remembrance of her now count technically as communion

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Eldstunga @eldstunga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*click click* Got this great reply on tumblr so me and @malkart.bsky.social drew it

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS

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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

on my puter 🐟

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide

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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026

its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026

james' toilet arm is my favorite sh2 character

doodle of james sunderland with his toilet covered arm
he is wearing a souvenir t-shirt that says "don't ask me about my arm"
on the back it says "also don't ask me how i got this shirt on"

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possSCREAM @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026

"this is so bad it looks like a ps2 game" ps2 games:

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

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