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There's the old saying that if you have two QBs, you don't have any. The Texans seem to be demonstrating that the idea extends to two starting groups of offensive linemen.

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Broncos you probably can't be making Konata Mumpfield look like DeSean Jackson

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just saw the DPI call on Wiggins, that was asinine. if anything it's OPI! how are the refs so bad at this?

why the fuck are the Saints fumbling so fucking much

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Kelvin Banks being out is really showing up on these last couple of drives too

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so uh Kelvin Banks must be pretty good then

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I think Luke Kuechly just gave us the football variation of "there's gonna be two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor"

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oh i guess it's not a "aykshully it was a forward pass" sack-fumble when the Saints are on *offense*

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just realized I was following someone just because I knew who they were from years and years ago, but I often find their work inaccurate and CONSTANTLY find them smug, so why am I even doing that?

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Tell me again about the wonderful Cole Popovich, the best OL coach in NFL history

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How are the Texans so bad at building an offensive line? Are they that bad at coaching, finding combinations of players, talent evaluation, all of the above? Definitely at least the last one, considering they traded out of the Kyle Hamilton pick so they could draft the worst guard in the league.

rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Really feels like they are on a mission to save jobs here rather than worry about the long-term health of the franchise quarterback

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Lotta football to be played, but part of me already feels like we know in some order that these are the ten best teams, and they, the Big 12 champ, and top Group of 6 team will be the playoff bracket.

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1 Texas 2 Georgia 3 Indiana 4 Miami 5 Florida 6 Notre Dame 7 Ohio State 8 Alabama 9 Ole Miss 10 LSU 11 Texas Tech 12 BYU 13 Utah 14 Mississippi State 15 Tennessee 16 Kentucky 17 Iowa 18 Houston 19 Oregon 20 USC 21 SMU 22 Virginia Tech 23 Oklahoma State 24 Missouri 25 Wake Forest

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elite defensive strategy by LSU there to lure A&M close enough to the line to gain to go for it on fourth down

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ahahah amazing play call and execution by LSU there

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hoo wee that's an NFL throw and catch with Leavitt and Jackson Harris

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Penn State was up 17-0 in the first half and 20-10 with four minutes left and lost Maybe James Franklin wasn't the problem, maybe after everything that happened, The House That JoePa Built is karmically like playing on an Indian burial ground

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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Iowa serving Michigan with the loss they should have had week 1

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At the end of the third quarter Oklahoma is out-gaining Georgia 210-173 and losing 31-6.

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Flipped over to OU-Georgia for one play and managed to get the full John Mateer experience

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"

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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair was told to remove the name Wafaa Akila from his eye black during the Week 2 game vs. the Bengals. Akila, 8, was killed by an Israeli airstrike earlier this month.

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Azeez Al-Shaair was told to remove name of Palestinian girl from eye black in Week 2

After the Texans' Week 1 game against the Bills, the NFL fined linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair $11,941 for having the name "Hind Rajab" on his eye black strips.

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seahawks QB Sam Darnold (glute) is off the injury report and will play against the Commanders.

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This Packers defense is making Brian Robinson look like Bijan Robinson!

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For no particular reason, I find myself remembering that if the NFL playoffs were still 12 teams, the Packers' last appearance would have been 2021

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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He’s 38 now and hasn’t played in the NFL in 10 years. Goodell and the owners ran out the clock on his career, which almost certainly was the rotten plan from the beginning.

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

huh crazy how this didn't lead to all that unfeminized testosterone closing out the game against the Eagles

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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So sharp from Chris Olave. Saints know the nickel is coming. Olave peaks the S coming down, assumes the CB is going to have to bail deep to replace him, uses the vacated sideline space to make a play on third down. Outstanding play.

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Davante Adams had the kind of developmental arc you never see anymore. First Pro Bowl in year 4, first 1,000 yard season in year 5, first AP1 in year 7. That's like the Cris Carter arc. Nowadays so many WRs pop off immediately, or by year 2. Almost never even see it take until year 3 anymore.

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Zone Reads @zonereads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

calling a dive with your plodding backup RB coming off an Achilles tear, while having your receiving tight end block Aaron Donald, is such a "losers lose" play call