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Ehsan Roudiani

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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They had a live cello playing in the shark room at the aquarium and I can never go to the aquarium the same way again.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm Just Len
Head shot of Lenny Kravitz barbie dollLenny Kravitz barbie doll in his place on a shelf next to my work chairLenny Kravitz barbie doll
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/08/2026
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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How to Disable the AI Features in Gmail and Google Docs
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Shadows at the Door @shadowsatthedoor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Was an absolute pleasure to sit down and chat with Alasdair!
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have a belt tied round just above my knees and am sitting comfortably with my feet on the Actual Footrest for the first time in about a million years, instead of with my legs out in front of me balanced on the opposite dining chair and my knees bent backwards.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Three years ago I filmed for Antiques Roadshow and got to introduce the world to my grandfather and his RAF career - he was part of the Anglo-Iraqi war in WW2 which is a not very well known but actually pretty pivotal part of the war going the way it did. The start of becoming a massive plane nerd!
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Hannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did you see the sign today about hobbies?
Photo of a protest sign in Glasgow which says, 'racism is weird, have you tried hobbies?'
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire is backing the far right mobs and their politician backers. Don't think for a second that these men have ordinary people's interests at heart.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 12/06/2026
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
45 citations in the report: 5 correct, 28 partially fabricated, 12 completely fabricated. TBH I'd like to see a study assessing what percent of people paid to implement AI (like KPMG) actually understand how LLMs work and know, e.g., these sorts of errors are inherent to LLMs.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
These have been in my head for months, it is good to finally get them out into 3D
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I hope they're going to eat it with bog butter and that honey they got out of the pyramids
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026
The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pegasus is properly done, on her base, and rather than live on my bookshelf forever is going to be an entry in a fundraising auction for a charity I support
Wire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden baseHead shot of a wire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden baseWire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden base
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I just don't understand how so many senior people in the Labour party - *Neil Kinnock voice* THE LABOUR PARTY - have convinced themselves of the idea that building a fairer, more just and inclusive society can only be accomplished by public cruelty to certain marginalised groups.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My final blacksmithing endeavour
Steel whale with a blue wire waterspout, hanging from a thin wire
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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can we create separate bathrooms for transphobes please? I don't feel comfortable at the idea of sharing a space with one.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Blacksmithing week 4: Sneklace. it won't be an everyday thing to wear but a decent statement piece.
Hand-made, not very detailed steel snake in the palm of a handHand-made steel snake, strung on a chain and being worn as a necklace
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Janey 🏳️‍⚧️ @janeykb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Have you found yourself in the position of having a Reform councillor?

Here’s how you can help your brand new councillor settle into local government properly: email them this week with an actual council problem to solve.

Got rubbish piling up? Email them.

Bus vanished from existence? Email them.

Streetlights dead? Email them.

Care package delayed? Email them.

Pavement like the Somme? Email them. 

Send them in by the hundred.  Make sure they’re made very clear on what their job is.  

Being a councillor is not standing in front of the Union flag shouting about dinghies on GB News.  It’s reading committee papers at midnight, attending meetings nobody enjoys, holding surgeries in church halls, and dealing with the endlessly glamorous world of drains, social care budgets and recycling disputes.

Welcome to local government. 

The boats are in Kent. The bins are in your ward.

The email address for your ward councillor can be found on your local council website as soon as it’s updated.

Feel free to copy and paste to share wider.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
For his 100th birthday David Attenborough should get to surreptitiously release an animal of his choosing into the home of a big game hunter.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The cat is asleep on me so I can't go and take proper pics, but I finished the pegasus
Wire sculpture of a winged horse with a silver and white opal-effect coloured body and rainbow wingsWire sculpture of a winged horse with a silver and white opal-effect coloured body and rainbow wingsWire sculpture of a winged horse with a silver and white opal-effect coloured body and rainbow wings, closeup shot of the wing
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
At the other end of the scale, I am definitely not one of the world's natural blacksmiths, it is very far from coming intuitively, but I am thoroughly enjoying it and Achieving. I've turned Dexter's first ever shoes into a pair of curtain tiebacks!
Collage of four photos showing horseshoes that have been made into curtain tiebacks, from different angles.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
In theory she's having wings but I messed up my first attempt at one so now I'm considering how to do them! If I can't figure out how to do it I might just move her forelock and make her a unicorn instead. (For sale if anyone wants her but I won't be sad to keep her.)
Wire sculpture of a white horse with rainbow mane and tailWire sculpture of a white horse with rainbow mane and tail, with a tabby and white cat sniffing itWire sculpture of a white horse with rainbow mane and tailWire sculpture of a white horse with rainbow mane and tail, headshot only
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I went to blacksmithing class and made a very artisanal (wonky) coat hook
Handmade iron coat hook with a flat leaf on the top and a twisted body
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’m in love.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The camera really struggles to focus when they are THIS sparkly
Wire sculpture of black hairy horseWire sculpture of black hairy horseBlack hairy horse, the sculpture's model
Wire sculpture of black hairy horse
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Seasonally appropriate little friend in the fields today
Baby rabbit between a fallen branch and a treetrunk
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Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 17/03/2026
The latest update on the Iranian women’s soccer team after they were threatened on Iranian state television: -7 had accepted humanitarian visas -5 of those 7 changed their minds and have re-joined the team in Malaysia This is thought to be because the regime threatened their families in Iran.
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Bold Politics @boldpolitics.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Zack in Cardiff this weekend asked about Kemi Badenoch by The Mirror
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just a beluga whale casually returning a rugby ball in the middle of the Arctic—like it's no big deal.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Oscar and Steele will be off home tomorrow
Wire sculptures of two horses, a chestnut Welsh cob and an iron grey hairy cobWire sculptures of two horses, a chestnut Welsh cob and an iron grey hairy cobWire sculptures of two horses, a chestnut Welsh cob and an iron grey hairy cob
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This week in Rome I learned that the Romans celebrated Septimius Severus instead of Christmas, the Vestal virgins were daughters of the Vesta family, and Nero definitely set that fire. One of our tour guides was no doubt an excellent archaeologist, but I think her general history was a bit ropey.
Marcus Aurelius's horse, in the Capitoline MuseumColosseum of Rome, at nightStatue of Emperor Trajan looking remarkably like Vladimir Putin
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A reminder, one day ahead of a by-election in which the Greens are favourites to defeat Reform, that the Daily Mail owner's wife recently donated £50,000 to Nigel Farage's party
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Nice arty day out in Winchester. Helios, Cathedral, street art
Helios sculpture of the sun in Winchester CathedralAntony Gormley sculpture in the crypt at Winchester CathedralMedieval panel of a horse's headBollard painted with Manet's Waterlilies
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
First sculpture of 2026 in the bag! It's taken a while with terrible light and I've been both ill and frazzled at work, but nice to have one done
Wire sculpture of black hairy cobWire sculpture of black hairy cobWire sculpture of black hairy cob
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I joined the Green party last week
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
She's so in the way
Tabby and white cat sitting on a human's chest with her bum right in the person's face. The cat is unconcerned and making biscuits
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 08/02/2026
small crab eating a grape (important)
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've had a lovely day making a silver clay and gold bee pendant today
Constituent parts of a silver clay bee - body, and wings separateSilver clay bee, before firing in the kilnSilver clay bee, out of the kiln and polished silverSIlver clay bee, with black oxidised body, gold leaf stripes on the abdomen and polished silver wings
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Saw a post by @callybeaton.bsky.social suggesting that everyone watch Becoming this weekend and it seemed like a bloody marvellous idea
Screenshot of "Becoming", the Michelle Obama documentary
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Government is planning to send King Charles to the US to celebrate with Trump. Will you add your name to the petition to cancel this state visit? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...
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Call off the King’s visit to the US for the 250th anniversary of America's independence
With the current political chaos in the US and Trump’s failure to adhere to international norms, and given his apparent obsession with the Monarchy, calling off this visit would send a powerful messag...
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Beautiful aurora last night
Pink aurora through treesPink and green aurora through treesPink and green aurora over a residential street
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Lady Stardust @lizblackdog.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i have no idea what's going on here but this is great @p0lyphonic.bsky.social
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My physio changed her massage oil to cinnamon and now I smell like Big Red chewing gum.
Screenshot from Twin Peaks, titled 'that gum you like is going to come back in style'.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I know it is vastly implausible for me to be posting about salad but: apple, cucumber, red onion (v finely chopped), stem ginger in syrup, and a dressing of rice vinegar, honey and mint (fresh ideally but I have run out and dried is working fine). I am at some point going to try adding feta.
A bowl of salad: apple, cucumber, red onion, stem ginger in syrup, and a dressing of rice vinegar, honey and mint.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was super anxious about doing a family group sculpture but they worked really well in the end! And none of the photos came out properly because it would only focus on one at a time
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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