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Ehsan Roudiani

@p0lyphonic.bsky.social
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I assumed you were quoting Anne of Green Gables so she normally gets Marilla to make them.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ALSO I keep reading that as the Bieber Ave Maria and now it's in my head it can be in yours too
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know plum puffs won't minister to a mind diseased but they might do better with spirit rumpling?
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They had a live cello playing in the shark room at the aquarium and I can never go to the aquarium the same way again.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dexter's quite chatty
A horse's face over a fence, lip raised and showing teeth as if he is talking
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did too and i thought I was the coolest kid ever
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the trouble, isn't it - the individuals still go into it as a vocation and don't want to be moneygrabbing horrors, but their hands are pretty much tied with so few independent practices left.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm Just Len
Head shot of Lenny Kravitz barbie dollLenny Kravitz barbie doll in his place on a shelf next to my work chairLenny Kravitz barbie doll
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New headcanon!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is absolute genius on toast, perfect casting. One of those things that when you're endlessly turning things off after five minutes because nothing is quite right, you can put it on and be happy.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also that rare thing, an absolutely wonderful tv adaptation!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That had never occurred to me but now you say it, you're 100% correct
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WOW!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are they almond croissants though?
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pain au chocolat wouldn't have done this to you
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The coos are slacking, get Diuc to stick the kettle on
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/08/2026
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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How to Disable the AI Features in Gmail and Google Docs
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They are AMAZING today was the first time i had swerved and tried the pain au choc
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
AHA found a pic of the almond ones
Hand holding a tray full of almond croissants
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
look at these bad boys (the praline ones)
a hand holding a tray full of praline croissants
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The one from my little cafe is as big as my head and tastes like heaven (almost as good as the almond croissants and the praline croissants).
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm not sorry
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well now I want custard
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
10am is peak cinema time for me! Take a nice coffee and some pastries in, empty cinema, sets you up for the day!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it's a tabapalooza
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Shadows at the Door @shadowsatthedoor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Was an absolute pleasure to sit down and chat with Alasdair!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I misread that as cows and was briefly Very Confused.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I suppose i'm hoping that Binface doing well would send a clear message of 'no farage thankyou very much, even a joke candidate is a better option'. I know that hasn't been the message so far given he won in the first place, but still...
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have a belt tied round just above my knees and am sitting comfortably with my feet on the Actual Footrest for the first time in about a million years, instead of with my legs out in front of me balanced on the opposite dining chair and my knees bent backwards.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My horse has gone in for an MRI and overnight hospital stay this morning so I will relish the distraction after work!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I can't listen to stressful books, it's too immersive and you can't skim a paragraph when you need to. That's my main issue, otherwise it almost entirely depends on the narrator. Some elevate the content immensely!
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Image from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries captioned 'the main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite'
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
SIGH
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Three years ago I filmed for Antiques Roadshow and got to introduce the world to my grandfather and his RAF career - he was part of the Anglo-Iraqi war in WW2 which is a not very well known but actually pretty pivotal part of the war going the way it did. The start of becoming a massive plane nerd!
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Hannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did you see the sign today about hobbies?
Photo of a protest sign in Glasgow which says, 'racism is weird, have you tried hobbies?'
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire is backing the far right mobs and their politician backers. Don't think for a second that these men have ordinary people's interests at heart.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 12/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/nick...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
45 citations in the report: 5 correct, 28 partially fabricated, 12 completely fabricated. TBH I'd like to see a study assessing what percent of people paid to implement AI (like KPMG) actually understand how LLMs work and know, e.g., these sorts of errors are inherent to LLMs.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sculpture of two horses, one black, one white, rearing up against each other
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
These have been in my head for months, it is good to finally get them out into 3D
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The other day it started raining while the laundry was out but the cat was on my lap purring so it just had to get wet again.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I hope they're going to eat it with bog butter and that honey they got out of the pyramids
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I discovered a term into my degree in 1996, that I really hated French literature and got a 2.1 without ever reading an original text. At Oxford, where I had to read my essays aloud to an expert in the field and discuss them for an hour in individual tutorials.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026
The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pegasus is properly done, on her base, and rather than live on my bookshelf forever is going to be an entry in a fundraising auction for a charity I support
Wire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden baseHead shot of a wire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden baseWire sculpture of a pegasus with opalescent silvery body and rainbow wings, on a silvery glittered oak wooden base
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I just don't understand how so many senior people in the Labour party - *Neil Kinnock voice* THE LABOUR PARTY - have convinced themselves of the idea that building a fairer, more just and inclusive society can only be accomplished by public cruelty to certain marginalised groups.
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Ehsan Roudiani @p0lyphonic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My final blacksmithing endeavour
Steel whale with a blue wire waterspout, hanging from a thin wire
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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can we create separate bathrooms for transphobes please? I don't feel comfortable at the idea of sharing a space with one.
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