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Opie in the sky with diamonds

@duchessopie.bsky.social
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friend of bill w. // hypepossum // annoying lawyer // complaints are not requests for advice // she/her ♥️🇺🇸🇸🇰🇺🇦

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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 5h
The bus fight in Nobody.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 8h
Just another day in Albuquerque.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 9h
He was literally elected tho.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23h
I know it’s expensive and not good for your nails but sometimes I just want to get acrylics, they’re reliable and I can forget they’re there for a couple weeks.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget to patronize all the local businesses who stepped up to feed kids when our stupid as shit government cut SNAP.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The human resiliency on that fly Dubai flight is just incredible. I would have literally peed my pants and curled up into a ball.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe they aren’t explicit about this in law school, but if an entire two pages of your response brief is just one long single spaced court opinion, that’s not very good.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No it’s okay I will miss my daughter’s dinner, bath, and bedtime because it’s more convenient for you, the person who just showed up on this case last week.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get very touchy and emotional when I have to spend my very limited time with my daughter just because of someone else’s convenience.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Patting myself on the back for not doing work after putting the kiddo to bed.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I uh…did not get this trivia fact correct.
FAST FACT
WHAT DO ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
MARTIN LUTHER KING
AND KURT COBAIN HAVE IN COMMON?
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh you did not just lie to the court about my attempts to notice a deposition.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had never heard of this guy before today but someone needs to check this guy’s hard drive.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First, I need you to read my email. All of it. Not just the first line, but the whole email. Then, hit the reply button. Not tomorrow, not next week, today.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few weeks ago the Rio Grande was totally dry. Like, walk across it on dry land, dry. This shit is wild. I actually love New Mexico weather.
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Grant Tosterud @granttosterud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🌧️ Albuquerque has picked up 4.51" of rain this month, most in just the last 14 days! It's now the wettest September on record, the 2nd wettest month ever, and the wettest month since 1905. This is also more than half of our average annual rainfall! #NMwx
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry he’s what
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need Amy Acton to stop emailing me, I haven’t voted in Ohio since 2005.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was just thinking last night about The Swan and how terribly if affected me at the most vulnerable time of my life (17) and then I see on Hulu there’s a documentary. Yikes.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I be surprised that my student loan servicer screwed up and now my payment is 25% of my GROSS income? I’m not even on IDR I applied for the fixed graduated repayment but it instead applied that to only one of my loans and put the rest in standard repayment. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Currently being mean to the AI bot at student aid dot gov.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I be surprised that student aid dot messed up.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COSPLAY FOGHORN LEGHORN is genuinely the best insult because Mr. Leghorn is already the exaggerated version of an archetype so to say someone is cosplaying him means they’re pretending to be the fake version of something, I am deceased
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look I’m no Klobuchar fan but this is so upper Midwest coded and I love that
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would not call "lifetime on the sex offender registry, mugshot included in textbook definitions of rape, living in Ohio working mediocre jobs, and new round of doxxing every time he has to update his address" as 'getting away' with anything. Brock Turner lives an extremely miserable life.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I understand why it wasn’t a hit like Toy Story or Up but The Good Dinosaur is really underrated. This is a sweet movie with beautiful graphics.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I regularly get rid of the clothes my kid outgrows but with her shoes I just throw them in a bucket that is now overflowing as she apparently went from a 7 to a 9 in 4 months.
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PaulyMac 🇨🇦 @mrpaulymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My reaction to every bit of pop culture since I had kids.
Nacho Man
@PapaFazuul
Damien Owens
@OwensDamien
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like
this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG
AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A
GRUNT'
8:40 PM . Jan 6, 2022
se SB Nation ₩ @SBNation . Jun 7
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting
rizzed up by Livvy?
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am so sick of pro se plaintiffs filing AI pleadings.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tell you what
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
…our what? I mean my high school only had two AP offerings (English and calculus) so it sure didn’t teach business. Or any functional skills, for that matter.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People saying it’s “everywhere”: where? I stream my own music which means I don’t listen to the radio. I do grocery pickup so I’m not in the store. I don’t scroll TikTok or Facebook. I stream the same old shows without ads.
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next time someone tells you off for going to BlueSky and says you should have stayed and fought show them this.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I see a full moon it’s almost like the first time I’ve ever seen it because I’m always in absolute astonishment at how bright it is. I know it’s a reflection but it looks like an entire lightbulb. How does it do that?!
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A random internet thing I think about *a lot* is that severely autistic kid who would only drink out of one specific discontinued Tommy Tippee cup so the company made him 500 from the retired mould.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What. It’s like what?
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you ever hear “Pac-Man policy” and not hear the little “blerp blerp blerp” sound in your head?
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s literally how insurance works, more money comes in than goes out.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re at a kids magic show with a magician who apparently learned magic yesterday. This is unironically the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He popped a bird out of the balloon and then it slipped out of his hands into the kids and back into the corner of the room lmao
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a reminder about your flu and Covid shot
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bear Bryant never wore houndstooth.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As to the sleeveless dress discourse, this is in my cart and I will absolutely wear it in court.
Short sleeve green shift dress on a model
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you guys watch too much tv lol
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is such a good movie.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whenever I think about what a light year is my brain melts into a puddle.
static.klipy.com
Woman's Face Distorts and Melts
Alt: Woman's Face Distorts and Melts
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling comfortable calling my boss to say “I’m punting to you to find my trial partner” 8 weeks before trial is a good feeling. I mean right now I’m flying solo and that’s scary but you know what I’ll kick your ass at a trial.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope Harvey Weinstein is miserable and I hope all others like them never have a moment’s peace.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a weird dream that I unexpectedly quit my job and tried to get my old job back knowing I wouldn’t be able to do the kind of litigation I love.
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Opie in the sky with diamonds @duchessopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is litigation in one sentence.
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