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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️

@oztots.bsky.social
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The Right Excellent Ozzie. He/She/They, non-binary and loving it. Oscars fanatic, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball nerd, lover of critters & outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home. 🏠 🏝️ The brand is 😜✌🏼

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 14h
Specifically, MY life was changed.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 14h
Lives were changed
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
before Trump all news was like this all the time
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Annihilation and The Old Guard both kick ass
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck the haters, Digger *rips*. It’s big and mean and endlessly entertaining and thoughtful and challenging and stupid and blunt and funny and it self-immolates in a way I found to be both thrilling and an absolute gut punch.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, maybe, who's asking?
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TLCs Fantail should also be here. And Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad. And...
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IMMEDIATELY want to remove something for The Fame Monster, but honestly I'm not sure what would go ?
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's nothing I love more than jumping on a trend right as it's dying
Me in a crop top hoodie eating an orange popsicleMy 9 Albums - the sounds that made me
"Oops!... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears
"Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson
"." by Kesha
"The Writing's on the Wall" by Destiny's Child
"brat and it's completely different but also still brat" by Charli XCX
"The Emancipation of Mimi" by Mariah Carey
"Whitney: The Greatest Hits" by Whitney Houston
"The Immaculate Collection" by Madonna
"Tina: All the Best" by Tina Turner
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Malcolm Gladwell
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stephen King
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Michael Lewis
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dean Koontz
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I sometimes think it’s a pre-transition anthem?
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Marc Hirsh @spacecitymarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sombr's "My Body Isn't Ready" is the song that's the most fascinating and perplexing to me at this particular moment, because as best as I can figure -- and this seems like it can't possibly be right -- it's about a looksmaxxer in the midst of a nervous breakdown.
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1. In the Mouth of Madness 2. Big Trouble in Little China 3. The Thing 4. Halloween
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah baby, you look amazing!
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so very fair! I’ll keep my fingers crossed for their quick elimination for you!
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait but I actually would love if the Rays won the WS, they’ve never won one and Yandy Diaz is hot!
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It the White Sox win the World Series, we all have to go to church. That’s the rule.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are dead. They are gone. No one lasts forever.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turned on this Atlanta/Philly game just in time to see Bryce fuck up, immediately followed by Bryce tying the game. Whiplash!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been to a bunch of gallery openings as an adult and they're actually quite boring, but usually there's a cheese board at least!
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Helen Keller denialism" has been one of my signature bits for years, why do these real-life idiots take everything from me ?!?!
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder when Katy Perry will perform at the Covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the heart of the AI industry is taking without asking, taking what you want, taking because you don't care, ignoring what others think and say and just doing it because it's good for you
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I joined a gay volleyball team, despite never having played volleyball before. And I finally had the first week where I was a net positive on the court! We’re 0-4, but at least we’re hot and having fun!
Most of my gay volleyball team, “Bluetilicious”We came *this close* to winning
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every night I pray that Sombr is gay
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The second was the true breaking point for me. I could get by with connecting w people outside of IG, but almost every event in my area is exclusively promoted on IG. If I want to know where I can find unique drag shows, specific DJs, theme nights, or whatever else, it's all exclusively on IG.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2. Events and promotions are exclusively promoted on IG. If you want to know what's going on around you, it's all on IG. It's actually insane that getting my IG back introduced me to three new queer bars/ clubs in my area that I never knew about before, but that's what happened.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1. It's the default way to connect w new people you meet. If you meet a cutie at the bar and want to keep in touch, it's IG or bust. Nobody wants to give out their phone number, and other comms channels (WhatsApp, Snap, etc.) are just lesser versions of IG.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got my IG back after a hacker stole it for a year, so I have recent experience living without it. Here's what I learned.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Toy Story 5’s best moment is when Woody & Buzz have to use the lizard to control Lilypad bc the screen doesn’t recognize their plastic fingers but lizard hands do the trick. Second best moment is when Jessie made me cry underneath the tire swing. Third best moment is anytime Bullseye is here.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Criterion Channel app stopped being supported on my 2017 Samsung TV 😭😭😭
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you see me on sniffies in Chicago this weekend, it’s not actually me, sorry 😞 I am, however, *very* honored to be chosen as somebody’s catfish avatar!! Somebody out there’s got good taste!!
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excuse me, what now??!!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t believe LinkedIn got this debate over with a full 7 days ago and yet my timeline is all about iced coffee now.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it’s my favorite of the year so far
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down.
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my all-time favorite pieces of writing is this pet memorial from @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social over at @defector.com. It's beautiful work, I can't recommend it enough. defector.com/for-lilly-al...
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For Lilly, Always There | Defector
I didn’t see much of Lilly for the first five years of our life together. Or maybe it was four or six or some other number. I wasn’t really counting. In the pre-smartphone, pre-social media world, tra...
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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's my man right there! Love you 4ever, JTT!
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