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Yes, THAT OsakaJack. US immigrant living in Japan.

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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 6h
Um... if it's a MISTER Moo... then where did the milk for the ice cream come from?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 7h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Bill Newton @nillbewton.bsky.social · 23h
I'm in the new game; Gears of War: E-Day! Excited to finally talk about it. I play Cpl. Harris (as well as a smattering of variously-accented characters 😉) Thanks to Coalition Studios and Jumpin Joe Productions for having me, and Spencer at GGRP for recording me #voiceactor #videogames #gearsofwar
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 9h
Again, multiple deaths across Osaka for this event. They really need to just stop. Tradition be damned when people get hurt and die. mainichi.jp/english/arti...
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2 men die in float festival accidents in Osaka Prefecture - The Mainichi
OSAKA (Kyodo) -- Two men died and more than a dozen others were injured Saturday when floats overturned during annual festivals in Osaka Prefecture.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 11h
Wanna know what irony would be? Irony would be if I posted this, then rode my bike to go get some groceries, and had a spoke on my tire snap. ha ha ha. Oh, life. You rascal.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 11h
Danjiri festival time. I get the float, drums, bells, and LOUD singing, but whoever approved the trumpet, my ears & sanity hate you.
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camerontalley.bsky.social @camerontalley.bsky.social · 17h
Rainbow Connection is one of the most beautiful songs ever written, muppets or otherwise.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 58 #FakeBookTitleFriday
They Made His Video Game Characters ‘Less Sexy’ - Now he will never find love again
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15h
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 😡
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 14h
So, last night and today I am remembering a lesson I learned before, forgot, and am now suffering from. While I bike about an hour daily, and can do so without really getting tired, the muscles used for walking are VERY DIFFERENT. And if I spend 3-ish hours walking, I WILL PAY FOR IT. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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butter bean @blobulouscat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you want to see a few of the whitest of hit dogs hollering read the replies
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Two Canadian Scientists Develop an Inhaled Vaccine Mist That Delivers Immunity Directly to the Lungs, Right Where Viruses Enter Two scientists, Fiona Smaill and Zhou Xing, developed AeroVax, an inhaled vaccine mist designed to reach the lungs in just 2 minutes.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only these countries have public executions: Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Afghanistan ( under the Taliban). And now the United States
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This was a remarkably useful cheat sheet for us:
A quick voting guide on Colorado voter initiatives: 

theromancesectionbookstore
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Suggested for you
VOTE NO-
Amendment 81 - Mandatory Reporting to ICE
Turns every local police officer into an ICE agent and promotes racial profiling.
Amendment 82 - "Right to Natural Gas"
Takes away our ability to protect consumers from the gas industry.
Amendment 83 — "Right to Hunt and Fish"
Tries to undo good wildlife policy and take decisions away from experts.
Amendment 84 — Mail Ballot Voter Identification
Voter suppression attempt; it makes voting by mail harder with new ID requirements.
Amendment 85 - Plain Language Ballot Titles
Misleading; removes fiscal impact information from future ballot measures.
Amendment 86 - Congressional Redistricting
Locks political maps in place and limits voters' ability to respond to major changes.
Proposition 132 - Penalties for Fentanyl Crimes More incarceration and prison spending instead of treatment and prevention.
Proposition 133 - Penalties for Human Trafficking of a Minor Uses a real tragedy to push more extreme incarceration policies.
Proposition 134 - School Sports Participation
Forces schools to police kids' bodies to determine who can play sports.
Proposition 135 - Prohibit Certain Surgeries on Minors Puts politicians between families, young people and their doctors.
Proposition 136 - Income Tax Rate Cap
Protects wealthy interests while limiting future investment in working families.
VOCES UNIDAS
— ACTION FUND -
Paid by Voces Unidas Action Fund
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they don't have to for it to be intimidation
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If there's nothing at the table for us but segregation and dehumanization, why are you expecting us to sit at your table?
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm gonna stream at 10PM JST. What? Dunno! I am tired, so maybe short stream, but maybe cowboy, maybe shop simulator... WHY HAS A COMBO FOR THAT NOT BEEN MADE YET? www.twitch.tv/osaka_jack
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Osaka_Jack - Twitch
Japan based, slow burn gaming, sarcastic as heck. Grumpy, kind and curious. — Osaka_Jack streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was told they were hands/arms. Nope.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What kind of tits do ghosts have? Boooooo-bies!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, what the fuck.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today, the Vancouver Police Department issued a release saying "when it comes to the perception of public safety, the facts matter." In 2020, when the crime rate in the city was down, Vancouver Police Department Chief Adam Palmer argued that feelings mattered as much as facts.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow, notice how the curve becomes less obvious as the camera gets closer to the massive blue marble? Almost as if it is a sphere but hard to tell that by looking at the horizon when you’re itty bitty and living on it. Suck it, flat earthers.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU GUYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! THAT BLUE THING IS WHERE WE LIVE!!!!!
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah so that’s attempted murder.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rubio is petulantly annoyed because he gave this big speech in Athens about The Future of Western Civilization -- and coincidentally, on the very same day, his ambassador to Greece gets caught soliciting a donor to pay off her $100,000 credit-card bill.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Terfs suck.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Yesterday was the 28th anniversary of the premier of the TV show Charmed, so now feels like an apt time to say that Charmed is really a show about the dangers of patriarchy and also Shannen Doherty would probably still be alive if we had universal healthcare.
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Charmed Prue's Happy 'Yep!'
ALT: Charmed Prue's Happy 'Yep!'
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Formerly Known As No Display Name @kcvellum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, reading to your kids is about reading to your kids -- spending time with them and improvising with them, not just repeating something in your voice. It astonishes me how many in tech -- my world -- just don't want to be human.
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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ウェザーニュース @weathernews.jp · 08/10/2026
<流星群が見頃☆彡> 秋の夜空を彩る「10月りゅう座流星群(ジャコビニ流星群)」が、10月9日(金)10時頃に活動の極大を迎えます。 放射点の高度を考慮すると、8日(木)の深夜が一番の見頃となります。 見られる個数はピーク時で1時間あたり数個ほどの予想です。 weathernews.jp/news/202610/...
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今夜は「10月りゅう座流星群(別名 ジャコビニ流星群)」の活動ピーク - ウェザーニュース
秋の夜空を彩る「10月りゅう座流星群」が、10月9日(金)10時頃に活動の極大を迎えます。 放射点(※)の高度を考慮すると、8日(木)の深夜が一番の見頃となります。今日8日(木)の夜は、日本付近は広く高気圧に覆われるため、絶好の流星群観測日和となりそうです。
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope I am not the only one who prefaces talking about him with, "34-time convicted felon..."
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Stop That @stopthatgirl7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They blew off a fifteen year old’s HAND?! www.bbc.com/news/article...
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France halts use of stun grenades after boy's hand blown off in student protests
The step comes after several groups complained of police using disproportionate force towards teenagers.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Am I the only one who thinks he will be most pissed off about this pic showing his hairline rather than the charges against him?
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Nimi Nightmare 💭 @niminightmare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Playing more Dressmaker today because gosh this game is good (it was made for me) www.youtube.com/live/bQt-xHZ...
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【Dressmaker】 Girly girl plays dress up game
I want to make more dresses... ☁ Thumbnail Art ☁ https://x.com/S...
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey all, just a heads up to my artist peers- this is all AI slop, I would avoid this. It isn't adobe code, it's just vibecoded to emulate their features.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stellar joke. Excellent deep dive. Am I the only one who first thought, "What a dumb kid, not recognizing she got the wrong ice cream as soon as she got it?" before she got... well, we know.
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SO few people will get this joke, but it is stellar.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
Cunningham is making transphobia her entire personality to parlay it into being a conservative media darling. It's all she has at this point and it's pathetic. www.latimes.com/sports/story...
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Sophie Cunningham appears to troll transgender community with hat at Missouri football game
Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham appeared at Missouri’s homecoming game with a hat bearing a slogan that seemed to imply that transgender women are not actually women.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember kids: you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at least we know who the FBI was trying to recruit now
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i was just doing a bad joke. sorry
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