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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 14/10/2026
most wild part of this is that they're a FAMILY of human cannonballs: father, mother, daughter
Brian, Skyler and Tina Miser during Ringling’s 135th EditionBrian, Skyler and Tina Miser in 2023
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 5h
NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON SCREAMMEN AT A PEACE OF SHIT "AGENT" , THE ONLY POSSIBLE USE FOR THIS IDEA IS TO PUT MORE OF US OUT OF WORK, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THERE NOT GONNA START GIVVEN US BASIC INCOME , SO FUCK ALL AGENT'S, FUCK CHAT BOT'S ,FUCK GENERATED MEDIA, AND IF YOUR DEEP INTO THIS HORSE SHYT THEN IM SORRY THAT THEY GOT U SELLING OUT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S TO DA RULING CLASS, JUST KNOW THAT THERE GONNA REPLACE U NEXT, BECAUSE AMONG THE VAMPIIRES OF THE RULING CLASS LOYALTY IS A LIABILITY NOT AN ASSET, THERE ONLY ALLEGIANCE IS PLEDGED TO MONEY, AND YOUR ONLY VALUE TO THEM IS WHAT THEY CAN GET OUT OF U BEFORE DISCARDING YOUR A$$,,, DA TEXT "I REFUSE TO TALK TO AN AI AGENT, GET A SOUL, SUFFER THE INCARNATION OF HUMAN FLESH, OR, SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 4h
yes!, but I also have bad allergies + autoimmune stuff, so ymmv could be genetic, could be environmental changes, allergies, skin issues, or even your hormones. as long as your ears don't get obstructed w/ wax, I don't think it's anything to be concerned about
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Hole Chat Podcast @hole-chat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ohhhh what a sexy little book, full of scary little stories, one of which is written by Keelz It'd be super hot if y'all bought a copy and supported @keyleekey.bsky.social
the cover for 'The Scary Tapes', an anthology of horror stories about AI tomfoolishness, written by real people, in support of scientific research to un-fuck AI and support humans.

you want to buy it, you love being scared, and you love supporting Keelz and other cool people

Keelz is hot, also, fyi
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toril @toril.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a tapas tale 🐙
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lidian_s @lidian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
七夕~乞巧~女孩们的节日www
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope everyone's being horny about something today 💜
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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bell 🌧️ @bellhasabat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The sexy robot murder mystery comic is hornier than normal this week
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 09/10/2026
She's awake. Knights of Guinevere EPISODE 2 IS OUT NOW
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Hole Chat Podcast @hole-chat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hole Chat Episode 51: An Abundance of Hyunjins Nothing wrong with a bouquet of Boyfriends #holechat | #podcast | #HotelPhryne | #BL Listen!! 🧵 ⬇️
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pull up❤️🍉
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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kiDChan @kidchan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello! Pixiv and me are organising a giveaway of Pixiv Premium codes again! 10 winners will be chosen, plus one CSP license will be given to the top participant! The theme is [YELLOW], deadline is 31st of Oct. Upload your artwork on pixiv with hashtag #pixivamb3_kidchan2!
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kaneoya Sachiko @kaneoyasachiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't Forget 3.Oct.11 🔥 Fullmetal Alchemist #fanart #FMA
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 03/10/2026
I didn’t realize John Lennon and his one kid have a Naruto/Boruto naming convention
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Hole Chat Podcast @hole-chat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hole Chat Special Episode: Is This A Racism? Tomfoolishness surrounds us 🙃 #holechat #podcasst #SongOfTheWasteland #BL Listen Below 🧵 ⬇️
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey man, if you're out there, if your mom wrote this letter to Abigail Shrier about you, please drop a gofundme and we will get you the fuck out of there.
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me and wifey just saw it too! we had an absolute blast also it was shot so fucking well. like, so many scenes would make for great paintings
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll DM you!! a lot of the ones I've found are maple flavored fyi, but I'm trying to go savory. ALSO they're all asking for flax seed as egg replacement so keep that in mind
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
makes me excited for the breakfast sausage I'm gonna make, but also nervous that I might end up having to fight ppl for TVP on the future 🫠
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeaaaahh, currently ppl are just adding beans to everything (good choice imo) but TVP is a whole 'nother ball game. idk if it'll proliferate fast tho, cuz the only brand we have is Bob's Red Mill and their other products are hard to find too ;;;;;
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hilarious seeing irving on here knowing that it's entirely powered by south asians and their restaurant/grocery hybrids. the moment you cross city lines it's all tofu and overpriced tempeh, and fighting god to find TVP 🙃
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Laur 🫐 @seegruen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy birthday ⛩️ #silenthillf #サイレントヒルf
Digital drawing of Hinako from silent hill f. She is looking to the side and is holding a steel pipe in both of her hands. There is a fox like shadow in the background. Red spider lillies are growing beside her. red omamoris and pills are floating around her.
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
absolutely! you've been working hard as long as I've known you! you deserve to have a chill fucking time 😤 hope you had a blast tonight, keep slaying bb~~~
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🦇Dracula sucked me and now he's got arthritis too 🦇 @osa-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you deserve it homie 💜💜💜💜💜
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Kevin Wilson @curiouslykevin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Toocheke dev has released an option to pull a tapas site into a wordpress website using their plugin. Wordpress isn't the only option when it comes to websites, but this feature should make it a lot easier for people to make the switch to a website if they want.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And if Talarico wants to bolster confidence, he needs to come out ten toes down about civil rights. For EVERYBODY. And he needs to state that that includes trans people. It's not going to hurt him. Everybody likes civil rights. We had a whole movement and everything.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've spent almost my entire life having to choose a candidate from a selection of people who think my people are disposable or outright hate us. You do not convince people to bite the bullet and make the pragmatic choice by treating their SURVIVAL as a superficial side issue.
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Izra @izra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the Puma sisters
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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たたり @ttrnsea.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
犬之内です
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たたり @ttrnsea.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
レッドア照れ之内+すけーぷごーと、沼です ドラゴンともふもふと之内、最高だと思って…
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たたり @ttrnsea.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
尻尾を使いこなすレッドア之内
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