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Onomatopeanut

@onomatopecan.bsky.social
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Former poet, current cook, and doing my best to blunder through the agony of the present moment

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 39m
People say they want "authentic" people as politicians. Interesting to me that she's not getting the resources she needs in this race.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 3h
I feel like “everyone could use a snack and a nap” is applicable at basically all times these days
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 10h
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 4h
Aaron Rodericks neatly demonstrating my adage that the dipshits in STEM who sneer at people with Communications degrees will inevitably find themselves ensnared in a situation that could have been completely avoided had they taken the advice of someone with a Communications degree.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 8h
"Draw." BEHOLD!!! Monkey wrench episode 6!!! Had an absolute blast voicing Dead Eye, Dolion, and some fun little fellers throughout the episode! If you enjoyed the show, consider backing the project on Patreon or getting some merch to help with production!
Dead Eye, a character in Monkey Wrench Episode 6Dolion Kroe, a green scientist skeleton robot from the show Monkey WrenchTwo robotic henchmen in the latest episode of Monkey WrenchTendy, the robot saloon keeper from the latest episode of monkey wrench
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 12h
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 6h
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 10h
Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 31/08/2025
Two panels of Fox Mulder speaking

Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government.

If you die, you let them off the hook.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 16h
"There's nothing I like more, literally nothing, than making the people that generate my fabulous wealth homeless and destitute, while I squeeze more and more from the peons who remain," he said.
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Adler, The Phoenix of Grunvale @phoenixofgrunvale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers, Our Timeline" By popular demand, and now that the Netflix merger is officially well and truly an alternate timeline, time for an update, a 2.0 version. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Paramount #Skydance #VideoEditing
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never, EVER worked for an outlet that treated interviews this way morally and ethically, this is reprehensible for USA Today to do practically, the only logical conclusion any potential source or expert can come to is that they should never speak to USA Today about anything
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the idea that telling powerful people they suck will only push them to double down is particularly funny when Elon Musk was fawned over for years as the second coming of Tony Stark and he devolved into the most virulent, destructive racist of our time, but now he hates being told he killed people
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this thread is dead-on: "join the trades" is bait. the goal is for white collar jobs to go to dumb and lazy failchild morons instead of someone worthier
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Lee Scheinbeim @lee.scheinbe.im · 03/10/2026
actually the funniest part about this feeble attempt to rename "AI" to "SI" is that the entire reason it's called "AI" is to create a false link to fictional depictions of AI and the term "SI" doesn't mean anything to anyone
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best answer I've heard to the scary question of "what if AI gets into the wrong hands" is... it already is. Sam Altman, Elon Musk, Dario Amodei, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, Mark Andreeson... these are the absolute worst people you'd ever want in possession of this technology.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GIRL.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One knock on effect of Musk buying out Twitter is that the “respectable” racists have lost their sense of how many layers of kayfabe they have to slap on their bigotry.
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not the great white hope of the Democratic Party. This is a Republican in cosplay.
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Biden's legacy will be genocide and being an ineffective placeholder while fascism came to full power.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

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Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

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Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow is rent and I'm so close to my goal, but I need to draw for myself or I'll lose my mind. I'm going to go live in a moment, if you can spare any more funds my way just to get me to 100% that would mean the world to me. ko-fi.com/zitoisneato/...
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apnews.com
Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 01/10/2026
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
one such example. that sure is a bad expression! i hate that sentence! what if it was always bad for people to say, such as when it is said to trans people!!!!!????? this website is a clown show but all my friends are here so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad. Ah well. Nevertheless.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
it is deeply funny (read: extremely not funny) how the spreadsheet that aaron posted about how hard it is to be the head of trust & safety includes multiple (!) examples of him being told to "enjoy the camps" and related expressions. Almost Like That Sentiment Is Always Bad, Aaron.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 this guy
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not a highly original thought of mine but this is of course what extractive capitalism does. anything which can help, which has a demand, will then have the natural demand ripped away from it, will have a rocket implanted in its ass, and will be fired screaming at an unprepared consumer database
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
& 5 minutes later when the next shipment of weapons arrived as scheduled, netanyahu concluded that biden was a weak bluffing fool who he could completely ignore to zero consequence
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
But if trans girls are "cheating" by playing women's sports, what else are the sneaky trans people cheating about. They're also coming for Title IX. They don't care about women in sports. They want women out of sports. Please, I am begging you, stop falling for this shit.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026
Really need to internalize this one
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 22/09/2026
Commissions are Open. vgen.co/ZitoisNeato
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 30/09/2026
Hey gang I really hate to ask this, if no one wants or needs a commission thats fine but if you are fiscally able can you maybe spare some cash to help me and Kayce make rent? I would rather work for it but Rent's due Friday and I'm getting scared. ko-fi.com/zitoisneato/...
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need some help to afford a physiotherapist. Please help a girl out. ko-fi.com/zal_cryptid
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.
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