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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 19h
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 23h
you may have noticed that animation has never been more in-demand & in the zeitgeist and yet, seemingly, never have media conglomerates been less willing to produce it. you may also notice these guys get multimillion dollar severance packages after they gut a studio. there is probably no connection
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swallowtail catastrophe @onethirdxcubed.bsky.social · 17h
Why is being Republican Lite not working for us? Better do it harder theonion.com/dnc-releases...
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A nonfiction book written in, let’s say, the year 1795, is most likely still around in a library somewhere and every other work it referred to is probably accessible in some archive as well. A nonfiction book written in 2007 probably cites a bunch of urls that are dead or rotted beyond recognition.
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...
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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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Lewdles! [Commissions Closed] @lewdles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Miley’s a very leaky girl when she’s flustered.
An anthropomorphic golden retriever wearing a white king gizzard and the wizard lizard t shirt without pants, pulled down over their hard cock. They look anxious and exasperated, as they look at a person off camera, tears in her eyes. 

The character off screen says “look at you… you’ve  made a complete mess of that shirt… I knew this would happen… this is why I wouldn’t let you wear your shorts!”

The golden retriever says” this wouldn’t have happened if you let me wear my shorts!!!”
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

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Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

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Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

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Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

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Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

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Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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lyn @mametchi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my monstergirltober day 2 the wolpertinger is a cryptid from german folklore that's said to have the body of a squirrel, head of a rabbit, antlers of a deer, and wings of a pheasant. it's said they have a weakness for beautiful women and seeing bare tiddies makes them faint 💀
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Naidje the Elephant 💜🐘💜 PNGtuber @naidje.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway, i'm excited to give botw another shot now that I've modded it so i can play as a black girl
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/10/2026
pls stop asking chatbots what they "think" and then adding it to your articles or posting it for giggles
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
a new investigative journalism audit of the Kenyan SHA system-AI that calculates affordability for access to healthcare-just dropped & its scandalous "The AI income predictor systematically overcharged those who could least afford it while undercharging the well-off" sha.africauncensored.online
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Hiding Behind AI
How SHA Was Used to Load Health System Costs Onto Poorest.
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A cartoon drawing of a European diver's license titled "Prawo Jazzy- Stany Zjednoczone," but with written details indicating references to a fictional american DJ.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hot take: hair transplants should be covered as part of universal healthcare for everyone who wants one. many procedures labeled as “cosmetic” & “elective” are actually life changing medical care. i wish cis people had the same level of compassion for trans people as they do for balding cis men.
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2024 (reupload)
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
please? if i can just have some food surety for tonight & tomorrow morning, i can rest and hopefully have enough strength to clean and get settled in my room tomorrow
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Dark Zovia @zoviazzg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dark Souls on CRT cannot be stopped. Pay no attention to how long ago the last entry was. #crt #gaming #darksouls
With the Chaos Witch's corpse behind her, the Chosen Undead worms deeper into the ancient bowels of Lordran, treading upon the ornate works of long-forgotten cultures, not once considering their provenance.The Chaos Witch, though monstrous, was loving matriarch to her siblings, thrust into such a role by cruel fate. Blindly keeping the fire at the edge of the Demon Ruins, her blighted sister will now need a new caretaker.The Chaos Witch's death finally releases her brother from servitude, allowing the tortured being known colloquially as 'The Ceaseless Discharge' to at long last enter the loving embrace of oblivion.Having rung both Bells of Awakening, the Chosen Undead ascends from the stinking bowels of Blighttown, seeking to return to the Undead Parish and enter Sen's Fortress as foretold. Passing through the Valley of Drakes, treasure beckons her from her path-- into the dark maw of an ancient undead dragon.
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cant get enough💚🩷 #sambianca #oc #lesbian
Sam tugging on bianca's panties as she kisses her
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine the furor if a trans woman wanted to enter the competition 🏳️‍⚧️
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Kisota @kisota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Removable hood attachment for my mask. This kind of pushes it closer to a fursuit vibe, but it’s fun to have the option. I also modified this eye set a bit to look more like a natural animal‘s eyes. Hard to see here, but the hood has tan and reddish gold at the sides to match my tail.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
domestic lesbian life
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Jan @tigerknight.com · 03/10/2026
🎃 #furryart
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Flower Shop @flowershop.zo.space · 03/10/2026
a tumbleweed practicing
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 07/09/2025
It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.
A poster for a concert. the text is in distorted psychedelic lettering, stating that THE BRAIN presents HEADCUSTARD, THE ANXIETY POTATOE, SACK OF PASTE, BAD IDEA JELLY. £4 entry, saturday september 6 11pm.
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doricdream @doricdream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goat girl with short brown hair and long floppy ears is doing a cute pose along a cobblestone road. She is wearing a yellow scarf, red sweater with ribbed ends, and a jean skirt.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just a fresh reminder that physical keyboard handheld computers like this are available in abundance thanks to 3D printing, raspberry pi, and things like that. Either in kit form or to buy pre-made on aliexpress etc Making your own tech or having it made for you really is the essence of cyberpunk.
The results of a google search from raspberry pi handheld computers
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 02/10/2026
I wish I had better proof because this is an emergency but all I got is this old vet bill to prove we’re dealing with stuff My cat has an ultrasound to rule out cancer and narrow down her stomach issues on 10/6 at 9 AM It will cost 575 dollars for the ultrasound and 60 dollars for sedation meds
Topanga Schultz on an old vet bill
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a fantastic essay using @milhistlee.bsky.social's book on The Cutting Off Way (of war) in Native North America to think about how warfare is changing today. I think you can actually push the analogy even further though, toward overall strategic aims.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Good Girl. 🩷
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rexy-seven.bsky.social @rexy-seven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bus stop 🚏
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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
love bite
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PLEASE help Katra if you can, she's been a pillar of trans spaces for fucking ever and deserves the world. the whole situation is fucked, any donations or shares are incredibly appreciated
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 01/10/2026
Kicking off a new series over at CD-ROM journal: covering Daiso’s ¥100 ultrabudget game series. Just how much game can you even get for ¥100? You’d be surprised! Some really interesting stuff in here - for less than a dollar a game, they couldn’t afford to be picky. cdrom.ca/games/the-ga...
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An Intro to Daiso's The Game Series (Trump 1, Nekomata Tanteisha, Nyanpoline, TechnoSylph: vsys gaiden)
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Yoshitura Yamamoto @yoshiyamamoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The return of Princess of Flames. Request word: Tutu #ralsei
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Yoshitura Yamamoto @yoshiyamamoto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Dance of Ice and Fire. Request word: #noelle #ralsei
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ralsei school uniform :D [ daily art streak: 572 || #deltarune ]
ralsei is wearing a dark blue school uniform and holding a green book in their arms, looking back at the viewer
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Our dark work begins again, Baltimore!
A witch girl and a witch cat raise their arms in unison
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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✦ Cyber ✧ 🔞 @cyanceebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing more magical than trans girlies in lingerie 💖
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the doe with the sad eyes..... rough doodle before bed!!! hope ya like it :3
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FREE SYSTEM SHOCK 2 REMASTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OPL2 music and SCIENCE! Plus cute space feline researchers. 📺: Master of Orion, Simtex/MicroProse, 1993 (DOS)
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just found you working at your secret part-time job at a maid cafe where you have to put on a cutesy attitude that contrasts with your typical aloof/tsundere nature, it might be over for you
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