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If the devil really does exist among us, it would be the self-pity of the powerful.

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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 8h
The many covers of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation. And this is only a drop in the ocean. Art: Chris Foss (1973), Tim White (1983), Michael Whelan (1986), Hubert de Lartigue (1992), David Kyle (1951), Richard Powers (1962), Ed Valigursky (1962), Roger Zimmerman (1963), Don Punchatz (1966), Fred Gambino
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Adam Jury @adamjury.com · 05/10/2026
This is an absolutely disgusting dialog.
A terrible UI that reads: A new firmware is available.
Select "Dismiss" to start update.
Updating firmware may improve functions and solve certain problems.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A person getting a CT scan asking "doc how does it look?"

Doctor on a computer in a different room playing Batomon Showdown "lol hold on fam"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s in those cookies, Harrison?🤔
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The replicated stuff just doesn't compare to homemade. Have a Tuvok Tuesday! 🤨🖖
Memed screenshot from Star Trek Voyager of Tuvok speaking to a blonde woman with tropical flowers in her hair. His dialogue caption has been crudely edited: "Your milkshake has successfully lured me to the yard."
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lol
A wikipedia page's recent edit history, all within the last half our or so, of people changing Lake Ontario's name to Lake America and then fighting over it, with one parenthetical reading "aint no one calling it that" highlighted
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Geoff Engelstein - The Universe Explained with Cookie out now! @gengelstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my all-time favorite rules, from Pea Ridge (1980). The designer's great-great-grandfather fought in the battle, and if his unit takes damage you roll a die to see if he survives. If he dies, the designer is never born, and the game doesn't exist, and so automatically ends in a draw.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/08/2026
That headline is brutal, first time I've seen a big business publication say the words "data center boom go bust" with its whole chest. Also a line in there has a supplier saying "when the market turns." The clenching has begun
Suffolk Construction, one of the largest contractors in the US, is similarly seeking to make sure it doesn’t become “intoxicated” with data centers, says Charles McCarthy, president of mission critical projects. “We’re bringing on a lot of people, bringing on a lot of resources,” he said. “We want to make sure that there’s a backup plan. And when the market does turn, when some of these things do happen, there’s an avenue for us to keep our growth moving forward.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@TheAncientWorld

A typical complaint fielded by Babylonian administrators: “I am not getting water for my sesame field. The sesame will die. Don’t tell me later, ‘You did not write to me.’ The sesame is visibly dying. Ibbi-Ilabrat saw it. That sesame will die, and I have warned you.”

(image of stone or clay tablet with the caption: Map of canals and irrigation systems to the west of Euphrates. Babylonia, 1684-1647 BC)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Indie Press Revolution @ipr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Exciting news! Kotodama Heavy Industries has told us that Ryuutama: Natural Fantasy is reprinting and should be back in stock by the end of the year. THIS year!
The cover to Ryuutama: natural fantasy role play shows two travellers resting with their faithful be-ribboned dog.
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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STEAMLORD @exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Omg I think I remember this recipe, but can’t recall where it’s from
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Minsoo @hydrogenpink.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wip #AdaHan
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HOLY FUCK LOL 😂
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We’re just innocent men
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/07/2026
"He blessed the rains of Africa. They were the only thing left to bless in this forsaken place, he thought—at least until she set foot on the continent. They were going to take some time to do the things they never had."
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“Toto’s ‘Africa’” by Ernest Hemingway
“Hurry, boy. It’s waiting there for you,” the old man had said. July 20 2021 July 21 2022 7/21/23 7/21/24 CALENDAR 2027
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
like holy shit The Acolyte had brilliant aesthetics. the lesbian space witches who could connect with the force in a pagan way the jedis fucking hated were so cunty.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Amalia S. Levi, PhD @amaliasl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
📢 Once more for the people in the back: - Most [more than 95%] of archives have not been digitized. - Most of humanity's knowledge and memory is *not* reachable by LLMs. - Believing that AI can provid you with comprehensive, definitive, "intelligent" results is folly.
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Anders @derzquist.net · 13/07/2026
This is my personal "we drank from the hose and didn't have a curfew"
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Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
there is only one bathroom ready to meet the moment and it is in a vietnamese restaurant in seattle
the wall of a restroom with 9 toilet paper roll holders. all have rolls in various stages of use.
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Michael 🔪🎃👻 @fumikechu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Kronecker Delta @kroneckerdelta.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The added hilarity is that not only do the make a scale of coping with cyberpunk dystopias, they are also all millennials canonically. Major (1993) Faye (1994) Misato (1986)
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kam @stoneshipage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
their juvenile "headcanon" vs our enlightened "literary analysis"
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Grimace washing thier fupa in a birdbath the lion 🔜 MFF 🩷🦁 @zackthelion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
MAYOR MAMDANI HELP
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/07/2026
Airport Meeting xkcd.com/3269/
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1 with briefcase: I do restaurant analysis for a beverage company. PERSON 2 with ponytail and briefcase: Neat! I work in the automotive industry, developing parts for specialized vehicles. (2) PERSON 1: Oh, my flight is boarding. It was nice to meet you! PERSON 2: You too! (3) [Person 1 and Person 2 walk separate ways] (4) Years Later: [Book with cover text Michelin Tire Company ⭐ Star Restaurant Guide, above a car that says on the side Red Bull Supercar]
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Composition, No. V (rotated, detail), by Hans Hofmann, 1952, 📸 by @Dan_Mullan
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Sub Pop Demon Hunters @sqlidennis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edit of the before and after photo of Stalin and Yezhov with Yezhov removed. Stalin has been replaced by Shaggy, Yezhov is Mike, and the other two people are Fred and Velma
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My sister bought a frame at goodwill and knew just what to do with it
A live laugh love frame with dr evil from austin powers
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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Latest comic: Future historians baffled by Slop-henge
Slop-henge
Guide for societal collapse fun tours:
Historians and archaeologists have tried to determine exactly how this civilization perished.
Researchers suspect a kind of mania over pattern recognition machines.
These huge monoliths evidently generated a sacred product known as “slop.”
Here we see a famous circle of these facilities that used up all the water and ruined the atmosphere.
We think they were worshipped and given sacrifices of immense wealth.
But why didn’t they just stop?
It’s a mystery, but our current hypothesis is that they were imbeciles!
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG featuring a man in a blue shirt on the left lookin disappointed and making the time out sign with his hands. next to him is a smiling explosion of fireworks
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s almost always somebody memorable, rarely is it “I was one of the unknown masses of people in the T’ang dynasty who died before age 3 from measles or smallpox or some other currently vaccine preventable disease.
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Rye⭐️ky Horror Picture Show @flatcapdebugger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Brazilian Hatsune Miku at the World Cup.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is interesting… Mamdani becoming an alternative king-maker to the party itself…
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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