Reposted by Carl OmniartBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 15hIf you want to ensure the Republicans are out of office for a generation, someone should find a way to say, where Trump will hear it, that they should change their name to the Trump Party. 28314 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Every time I eat M&Ms I remember the ad with the kids playing little league baseball and the kid with the bag goes "green is homer, that's for me, here is a triple" and he hands his friend an orange M&M. 140 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man 1574165 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A theremin played with zero physical contact just tackled Diva Dance from The Fifth Element, the operatic alien aria Eric Serra wrote for Plavalaguna. Pure electromagnetic wizardry. 21436123 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish that my parents, who live in Canada just eight hours from me, felt comfortable enough to visit. I sure don’t blame them for staying on their side of the border. 000 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In practice, AI literacy doesn’t start with building the tool for your personal use. It starts with understanding yourself as a collection of tasks who should subcontract those out to a machine. Almost no regular person’s life currently exists as such. 9836211 0
Reposted by Carl Omniartlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i also find it obsequious tho and that's different from a chimp. a chimp has self respect. it understands it is good for something. the robot can only grovel and that's alarming. nothing should be made that only grovels 1413 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I must confess: cat content leaves me cold. But otter fodder utterly delights me! 010 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The problem with the NYTimes Top 100 TV list is that it is padded out with B+ prestige dramas from HBO and Netflix. It's the kind of list that comes from averaging scores until you get a lukewarm middlebrow purée. 120 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartSimcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Itff becorapive gorg feafon, muvverfupper 0153 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026+1 for Mee Sum Pastry's BBQ Pork Hombow, my quick bite of choice when visiting the Market. (Though sometimes I'm in the mood for Curry Beef.) 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This seems like a simple program that could make a big difference. 021 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Monty is probably the celebrity who has most affected my life the most over the past decade. Watching “Big Dreams, Small Spaces” led us to look more actively for a house, and we found a beautiful one. I, who am a bad gardener, took up gardening anyway. Thanks, Monty! www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comMonty Don to leave Gardeners' World after more than 20 yearsThe presenter said it had been "deeply rewarding" but added that "now is the right time for a change". 211 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartWar and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Back to trombonin', Mike. 141556 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartEvelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I feel like this moth is flashing me 1027846 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartHorrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening 372046702 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/08/2026Fair question! I use the periods to avoid slandering the Alberts, Albertos, and Alfredos of the world. I use a lower case "i" to devalue the industry's claim of "intelligence," because "A.i." is not sentient. And I add the quotes because the whole thing is an inaccurate, bogus marketing term. 934771 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartBrandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Jurassic Park: The Victorian Remake: Crystal Palace dinosaurs developed via Lamarckianism where a rich coal magnate recreates dinosaurs by selectively breeding lizards in steam heated enclosures in the Jura. Eventually they escape, rampaging through London until an early snow freezes them to death. 3438 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 15/07/2026For Sale: Shoe Baby, True Abomination 212730 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartRichard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Student: oh hey you're back early Classics Professor: odyssey sucked Student: what? Classics Professor: *downing a shot and snapping open macbook* odyssey sucked 081 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I haven’t seen The Odyssey yet, but I have seen other Christopher Nolan films so I’m pretty darn confident Emily Wilson is spitting the truth here. 001 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/07/2026 512323 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Waiting for next year when they do Mulder’s apartment, complete with number 42 on the door, a duct tape X on the window, a basketball, a waterbed, and his porn collection. 010 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don’t see 50 copies of Armageddon, and how does it process $5/day late fees? 030 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY 4375501670 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Congratulations, España! Was rooting for Argentina—and holy cow what a wild ride it’s been, and holy cow did they play their hearts out—but Spain are deserving winners! 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina finally have Spain where they want them. Time for some Messi magic! 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Darn, Spain finally discovered hitting the ball high in the net! 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina is playing their hearts out. It’s not pretty, but they are down a man and trying to win! You gotta respect the effort! 000 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartJon Bounds @bounder.info · 19/07/2026Muppets World Cup Final. Emi Martinez the only human. 0146 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Disappointed that Ronaldo and Ronaldinho stood stock-still. What has happened to Brazilian football? Where has the samba gone? 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Poor The Count. He should have attended the third place game. 010 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Can these singing children touch Trump’s heart and bring peace to the world? 000 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026An all-Muppets Super Bowl halftime show would be amazing. 181307169 0
Reposted by Carl OmniartAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026(England fan pointing out where the ball went) OYARZABAL 1036946 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This Spanish midfield sure is hard to get through. 000 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jennifer Hudson’s suit makes her look like a patriotic baseball and I love it. 100 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Love all these iconic shots of New Jersey. Jersey Bridge, Jersey Central Park, the Garden State Building. 010 0
Carl Omniart @omniart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Lamine Yamal could make a lot of money charging for photos of him bathing kids. 000 0
