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Ollie

@ollieroger.bsky.social
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Sometimes game dev, sometimes circus performer, sometimes tech tickerer. I like video games, I don't like hot weather

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Barry's Furry Corner @mendinso.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was relooking through my conversations and found a legendary tweet that is sadly gone from time, but the video has remained alive. And I can't
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Sentinel (🔞) @aftersentinel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dude, this is genuinely so fucking disappointing. Nearly all of the commits I’ve seen for PPSSPP involve generative AI from Claude in the past week alone, and their entire newest dev blog is almost entirely written by Claude. Almost half of the commits in the past 3 months use Claude for AI code.
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stopped using this after my phone would say "20 minute timer starting now!" and then do nothing else. Wouldn't even try to get a timer going. Before I worked out it was lying I thought I was going crazy, missing alarms that I was only occasionally setting
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UFO50 is still very good
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sold out before 12:01 🥲
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Matt Sheridan @mattsheridan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know there's a "utopian scholastic" genre tag on Bandcamp that's all like synthy soundtracks from educational software and TV shows from the early '90s? (I want to make a joke about calling this "Encartacore", but I don't remember if Encarta had music.) trndytrndy.bandcamp.com/album/virtua
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Virtua, by trndytrndy
6 track album
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
 Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film

The staff and authors of the SCP Foundation Wiki (the real-life writing project behind the SCP Foundation universe and its official home) were not consulted or contacted regarding this film. We have been attempting to contact the filmmakers but haven't yet been successful. To be clear: we have not had any communication with the filmmakers, producers, or distributors for this project, despite our best efforts, and to the best of our knowledge they have not made any efforts to contact us. Furthermore, A24 does not and cannot have any exclusive rights to anything related to the SCP Foundation, including any films that Spooky Pictures or anyone else may choose to create.
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Jeremy Bratetich @jeremy.minimap.com.au · 09/09/2026
The Plan? Sell Lines of Credit to Minors Across Australia, Under the Guise of Age Verification.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🎉 IT'S LIVE 🎉 The game industry hardship fund itch bundle made in partnership with @necrosoftgames.com is HERE. Over 100 games for $10+ bucks: all funds (save for itch fees) go directly to the UVW-CWA Game Worker Hardship Fund. GOOD GAMES FOR A GOOD CAUSE👇 itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Game industry hardship fund by Necrosoft Games and 109 others
Game industry hardship fund: 127 items for $10.00
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's just that easy!
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𝐉𝐚𝐦𝟐𝐠𝐨 @jam2go.com · 06/07/2026
Using datamoshing to make the hardest "you died" screen possible
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This has been available from at least December of 24' on bandcamp, as that's when I bought it. Support artists by paying them directly!
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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Tom W @tewhit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history
Post by @Sullivan on Cohost
YODA: Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookie Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-(continued @Sullivan post on Cohost)
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some other Inquisitors I bet, Opo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
#STAR WARS #yoda
(A reply, also from @Sullivan)
LUKE: Cal...Kestis? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.(pasting full text in here, it's gonna get cut off sorry)
Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one the…
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Colin Peters (spoopy version) @colinpeters.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Be sure to read the whole thing.
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I can't seem to get onto discord so I will post here instead. I finished Episode 2 of Alan Wake. I'm having a wonderful time, although I was ready for it to be over half an hour before it was, mostly because it's now 01:30am
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Partner: You'll be fine, it's just an attaché full of dildos, that's not illegal Me: But what if customs see the x-ray and think it's a bunch of German sausages I'm trying to smuggle in from my trip? Partner: That's your problem you know that? You're always coming up with wurst case scenarios
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 09/02/2026
I am not trusting Discord with my ID and netiher should you.
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this post never fails to crack me up
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mcc @dryad.technology · 31/01/2026
So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/01/2026
OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 09/01/2026
so sad that these big brave boys are gonna slip and shoot their own dicks off :((( so tragic :((((
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 08/01/2026
what the fuck do you mean “the bait”
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@cassgray.bsky.social
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Josh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Life... uh... finds a way!
photo of a laptop screen with a dinosaur who's neck extends off screen. A real bird is perched behind the screen appearing like the dinosaur's head.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Checkpoint Gaming @checkpointau.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
GIVEAWAY: Silent Hill f Thanks to our mates at Five Star Games, we've got 5 copies of Silent Hill f for PlayStation 5 to give away to 5 lucky Aussies! Enter Here: checkpointgaming.net/features/202... #silenthillf
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A doggy-dog world sounds like a lovely place
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BBBen and his Big Brass Band @bbbengames.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Attention fellow AUSTRALIANS! 🇦🇺 We now have an official petition to parliament to STOP MASTERCARD and VISA from its campaign of censorship, restricting what legal products we can buy. Please sign it now, and if you're not an Aussie, spread the word! www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...
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Hold Me Closer, Giant Dancers @giantdancers.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Cara Cadaver <3 @dirtlord77.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game. It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Well this is unexpected
A screenshot of a Lugia EX card from the mobile Pokemon trading card game. Instead of card art showing the Pokemon, there is big block text in the card which says "New Art Coming Soon"
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Less than 24 hours after @acvalens.net broke this story, it was removed from the site following direct intervention from VICE’s owners, who were reportedly uncomfortable with the subject matter. Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Lmao
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
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Daniel Duke Windsor, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @thedukewindsor.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."
An image of three screenshotted tweets. The original from user @hell_doe: "Thinking about the girl who bought me coffee from Texas and joked that I would have to ration it out for special occasions. My friend, I do not save my good things. Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets." 

User Mike Hamilton, RIV tweeted a screenshot of the original tweet to say: "being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain." 

User Oliver Darkshire quote tweeted Hamilton to say, "Ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum."
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Ollie @ollieroger.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Happy Star Wars day to those who celebrate! 3 episodes a week is too many for me, I watched episode 6 last night
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